Chapter 55: Noodles
When the old man saw this scene, he was very happy, and with the blessings of relatives and friends, the old man had temporarily forgotten the unhappiness just now. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Not only did he eat longevity noodles in large gulps, but he also invited several other elders in the table to enjoy them together.
So, the old birthday star and a few elders happily ate longevity noodles together, and relatives and friends sang around them, making wishes,
Take a picture of a picture, a blessing of blessing.
It's a human comedy of joy and family together.
At this moment, the father-in-law's second son-in-law picked up the wine glass, walked up to the father-in-law, and said, "Father-in-law, the son-in-law wishes you a blessed life like Nanshan in the East China Sea!"
After saying that, drink it all.
When my father-in-law heard this, he was overjoyed. thought to himself, although the performance of these two sons-in-law is not good on weekdays.
The last time I arranged for him to change the light bulb, he pretended to have a fear of heights and didn't want to serve.
But today's performance on the face is really remarkable.
After the second son-in-law finished toasting, the third son-in-law immediately followed, and he also raised his wine glass and drank it all, saying, "Father-in-law is above, please accept it."
The son-in-law bowed. Son-in-law, I wish you a long and a prosperous life!"
When the father-in-law saw it, he was even more happy, thinking to himself, although these three sons-in-law are also quite bad on weekdays,
Last time, the third son-in-law drove him to the hospital for a check-up, threw him in front of the hospital, and then drove away by himself, saying that it was three missing one.
But today's performance, it was quite touching, quite classy.
Lao Zhang saw that he was so busy that he forgot to toast his father-in-law, and let the other two steal the limelight.
So he didn't dare to slack off, and hurriedly picked up the wine glass and came to his father-in-law.
Because he didn't prepare in advance, and those beautiful birthday greetings were also said by the other two sons-in-law, Lao Zhang couldn't remember what to say for a while.
"Father-in-law, son-in-law wishes you...... Well...... Good luck with you...... Well...... Hey, I'm a man who can't speak, so you're always taking care of me.
I wish you a good night's food and sleep, today is your 60th birthday, you can eat more of these noodles!" Lao Zhang pointed to the longevity noodles in his father-in-law's bowl and said.
Lao Zhang's father-in-law felt a little awkward when he heard it, as if there was something wrong, but he couldn't find anything wrong with this for a while, so he happily accepted it.
Relatives and friends also feel that there is something wrong with this, but it is not clear what is wrong.
Lao Zhang didn't realize it, he was thinking about his urgency, and secretly felt lucky.
"Alas, eldest brother-in-law, what nonsense are you talking about, my father-in-law eats longevity noodles, and you can live a long life if you eat them, oh no, immortality!"
The second son-in-law said with a smile.
"What's the matter, didn't I just say longevity noodles?" What nonsense did I say?" retorted Lao Zhang, who was a little confused.
"Hey, what you just said was somen noodles, and you said that you should let your father-in-law eat more somen today! The third son-in-law sneered.
"Ah, yes? I'm talking about noodles? Hey, noodles are noodles, what's all the fuss?" said Lao Zhang, feeling a little strange.
It seems that he has not reacted yet.
"What?!What do you say?!What do you mean?!What do you mean?!!What do you mean?!What do you mean?!What do you mean?!What do you mean?!
After the second son-in-law finished speaking, he suddenly became serious.
Lao Zhang or the second monk was confused, thinking, isn't this longevity noodle just the somen you eat on weekdays?
When this noodle is just pressed out, it has to be hung up to dry, so it is called somen noodles, and some noodles are still written on the packaging of somen noodles.
Is there anything wrong with that?
Lao Zhang is really confused.
"Okay, eldest brother-in-law, I'll call you eldest brother-in-law for the time being. Look at how you look like a dog in front of your father-in-law on weekdays, it turns out that you are so intentional,
Actually, at the birthday banquet of your father-in-law's 60th birthday, you asked the old man to eat more noodles, you are looking forward to the old man hanging it soon!!"
The third son-in-law said indignantly, looking at his expression, he couldn't wait to immediately break Lao Zhang's body into pieces.
After the third son-in-law dialed it like this, Lao Zhang reacted suddenly, and everyone suddenly realized.
"Oh, why is this eldest son-in-law so unpleasant. "How could he curse the old man to hang up early?" "What ...... something?"
All relatives and friends were provoked by the other two sons-in-law, and they all talked about Lao Zhang's wrong.
"I, I, I, I didn't mean that, I just said it casually, I usually call it somen ......"
Lao Zhang hurriedly explained to everyone.......
......
Hearing Lao Zhang say this, Ye Qiu couldn't help but laugh out loud, but he endured it, he was embarrassed to laugh, after all, Lao Zhang was like this now.
Chen Fei didn't say anything polite to Lao Zhang, he first snorted and laughed, then laughed again, and finally sat on the ground with a smile.
Driven by Chen Fei, Ye Qiu finally couldn't help it, and he also laughed heartily, laughing all the time.
In the end, even Lao Zhang laughed.......
The three of them laughed breathlessly, and they laughed until they couldn't laugh anymore.
"Then tell me what happened later?" Chen Fei asked while laughing.
"Later......" Lao Zhang said helplessly......
The book was picked up again, Lao Zhang saw that all his relatives and friends were accusing him, so he desperately explained to everyone that he was just an unintentional remark and a momentary slip of the tongue.
It stands to reason that this is not a big deal, the longevity noodles and the noodles are the same thing, but the names are different, and there is no fuss.
can't stand the fact that someone in the middle sows discord, exaggerates the facts, and goes online, lest the world will not be chaotic.
No matter how Lao Zhang explains, the other two sons-in-law are still unrelenting, you sing and I will appear on the stage, and take turns criticizing Lao Zhang.
It's almost like dealing with class enemies.
One said that Lao Zhang had been planning for a long time, and deliberately said that longevity noodles were noodles, and wanted to curse his father-in-law to die early, so that he could divide the family property as soon as possible......
Another said that Lao Zhang had bad intentions on weekdays, sow discord in front of his old father-in-law, and behaved obediently, in order to deceive his father-in-law's trust......
Lao Zhang was a loner at that time, and he couldn't argue...... It's really yellow mud sandwiched in the gutter, it's not and it's......
......
Hearing this, Ye Qiu was a little puzzled, why did the two sons-in-law slander Lao Zhang so much?
On weekdays, I heard that Lao Zhang is not thin on the two of them. Last time the second son-in-law bought a car, a total of 130,000 cars, and Lao Zhang added 100,000 yuan.
The third son-in-law said that according to incomplete statistics, he was dealt with by the public security department one three times a month on average, which time was not Lao Zhang took money to ransom people......
Besides, it's a family, how can it be.
In fact, Chen Fei was very aware of Ye Qiu's doubts, after all, he was from the past, and he was a little smarter than Ye Qiu.
Chen Fei thought that the main reason why the two sons-in-law desperately slandered Lao Zhang was because Lao Zhang offended them on weekdays.
But Lao Zhang treats them well on weekdays, how did he offend?