No. 005: The Legend of Uncle Jin's Evil Law

In the livestock world, the lonely cows in the herd of sheep and pigs, with different thoughts, do not get a response, and cannot realize their own value, not too cheap, is not worthless.

The price of cattle and sheep, the price of cattle and pigs?

Why don't the cows go back to the herd? There are too few herds of cattle, right?

I said, "It's not good to just sing, it's not good to just study, it's not good to just blindly do your homework, can't you think about it more?" It's like when you burn a fire, just burn, and you don't find the trick of burning a fire

- This was said on August 8, 1985. It is also the day to take the following notes.

This is the legendary Longmen array of his hometown that my father put out at lunch with Xie Ping, who is tutoring English at our house in front of the family today, and he said it with a nose and eyes, and it is definitely not bragging, you can ask an elderly person casually, and they can prove that these are absolutely true.

I vaguely remember listening to a lot of these stories when I was a child, and I don't mention these stories for a long time, and I think many people have already ignored them, or they won't be circulated again in a few years.

Daddy told a lot in one breath, I only recorded five stories of Uncle Jin, I have read a lot of ancient legends and martial arts books, but listening to Daddy, it is still very mysterious, so that martial arts, magic are difficult to understand.

It was thirty or forty years ago, it was our production team, Wu Huaen's elder brother Wu Huatang lived in the storage room opposite, and he hired a cattle herder surnamed Jin, and people called him Uncle Jin.

Uncle Jin is a very strange and mysterious person. He read the first and second volumes of "**** Evil Arts". (If Uncle Jin's story is true, what a rare and precious book it should be).

It's so strange and lazy, he cuts cow grass and goes out early, but he hides in the cliff cavity and sleeps and catches lice.

It was almost noon when he came out of the cliff cavity, and when he saw which one had the grass on his back and which one had carried it (unlucky), he only glanced at it, and the grass back of the other one was empty, and his grass was full.

In the past, there were still many small clods of soil in the long dry field opposite the door, which was overgrown with weeds every year, and the soil was hard and hard to dig (this is true, I have been digging for many years), and a farmer bought a big digging hoe weighing five catties to dig the soil in the long dry field.

Uncle Jin passed by there that day, and when he saw that the man didn't take the initiative to greet him, he shouted: "Hey, you are grinding so hard, you have turned the hoe leaves upside down!"

"It's reversed, obviously ......" That person still doesn't believe it, if it is used well, how can it be said that it is reversed, this is a big hoe beaten with iron, not muddy.

He fixed his eyes on it, and when he saw that it was still right, he didn't blink his eyes and looked at it again, and then it changed, and it was really the hoe with his back turned inward, and he turned it over when he saw it. How can this be dug up? Isn't this big digging hoe going to waste?

At that time, it was not easy to make a hoe, which could cover more than half a month's ration.

That man was not stupid, he knew that Uncle Jin had a lot of crutches, so he put the hoe in the long dry field and left it alone, and hurriedly went up to the mound to sit with Uncle Jin and set up a leisurely strip.

"Uncle Jin smokes!"

"Sort of, which one smokes your cigarette. ”

"Anyway, I'm not busy, sit down and swing the dragon gate array. ”

The farmer chose the best tobacco leaves on his body, wrapped the cigarette, handed it respectfully, and smoked it for Uncle Jin.

After smoking three bags of cigarettes in a row, it was almost dark, and Uncle Jin said: "I've delayed you for so long, I see that your doll also knows the yin fire sex, okay, I should also go." ”

The man accompanied him and asked respectfully, "Uncle Jin, don't be joking, my hoe ......"

"Isn't your hoe good?"

Before the founding of the People's Republic of China, my lord planted dozens of kinds of fruit trees, from the head of the ditch to the end of the ditch, no one can count how many trees are planted, and the fruits are fresh all year round.

At that time, my lord didn't know that Uncle Jin would do evil magic, and when he passed by, it was the half-ripe season of pears, so he didn't invite him to eat pears.

Uncle Jin made a trip through our pear tree orchard, and immediately a whirlwind blew the pears clean. It was so bad that I couldn't find a single one on the ground, and I couldn't eat it, and I couldn't sell it.

The next year, I saw him coming again from afar, and people as hard as my grandfather had to greet him from afar like picking up an old ancestor: "Uncle Jin, do you want to eat pears? ”

Uncle Jin replied lazily: "What are you picking, I can't eat a few." He ate only a few, and he was safe.

A few years later, Grandpa gave the pear to Uncle Ma in Majiagou to manage, Uncle Ma didn't know how powerful Uncle Jin was, and when he saw Uncle Jin looking at the tree for a long time, he scolded: "Where did the old man come from?

Uncle Jin was reprimanded, his mouth was not open, he couldn't breathe, he walked crookedly to the ridge of Shuigang, and with a wave of his hand, a whirlwind immediately blew again, blowing down the pear tree to the ground, not even leaving a single leaf, let alone those pears that were basically ripe.

If it weren't for my grandfather's attitude towards him over the years, he might have blown off all those branches.

There are many more things like this. Especially Yuan Wanxiang of the sixth team was comforted by him.

Uncle Jin is notoriously lazy and delicious. At that time, Wuhuatang and they lived in the current storage room, which was high and far away from the well. Just in time for Wuhuatang to make wine and pick up the new daughter-in-law.

Uncle Jin carried dozens of loads of water the afternoon before, and when he was a little hungry, he went to the kitchen to find something to eat. He touches the same in the east and the west as before, picking and choosing.

Since he was lazy, of course dirty, and full of lice, the cook scolded him when he saw him. Uncle Jin finally scooped a bowl of crispy broth to drink, and the chef caught him with him, and Uncle Jin had to leave.

After he left, the chef put on dozens of steamers, burned for a long time without steaming, so angry that the chef couldn't do it, seeing that the guests were already full of dozens of tables, waiting for the banquet to start. The cook picked up the machete, and it was useless to slash the chopping board loudly, he wanted to kill.

The chef couldn't, so he had to go to the master, Wu Huatang. Wu Huatang ran up and shaved Uncle Jin's ears: "What are you pretending to be crazy for me? Dozens of tables of people are waiting for a banquet, and you are still mistreating me! Don't look at what kind of occasion this is!"

Uncle Jin made a look of grievance: "They have steamed all the meat, and you are still beating me!" Before his words fell, he saw a large puff of white smoke rising straight up, and when the chef opened the lid to see that it had really gone overboard, what sugar clips, tasting bowls, burning white, and ostrich meat were all rotten into porridge......

Uncle Jin is not afraid of the master, he is a subordinate himself, and he will not directly do anything to Wuhuatang, but he is angry with Wuhuatang, and he is still unhappy in his heart, and he leaves alone, not knowing where to go.

At this time, at the woman's house of the sixth production team of our brigade, the bride Yuan Wanxiang was busy dressing up, and people kept urging her to hurry up, but her few strands of hair were always straight, and she changed one good hand after another, and it took two meals of hard work, but she still had pimples one by one. Her parents were so angry that they stomped their feet, so angry!

At this time, someone shouted: "Oh, why didn't you see Uncle Jin?"

The host finally found Uncle Jin, and hurriedly brought the bowl to him to eat: "Uncle Jin, you haven't eaten for a long time, I'm afraid you're hungry." ”

"Hungry is not hungry, but there is no spirit. ”

After eating and drinking, the host took the opportunity to say: "Uncle Jin, don't be joking, my daughter......

Everybody's waiting to send a kiss!"

"You wait a minute to see, isn't she in good hands?"

Under the pretext of a small relief, Uncle Jin quietly walked to the edge of the bamboo forest and untied a silk thatch that was pulled into a knot......

I vaguely remember that in my sleep that night, an old man came to teach me cǎo puppetry, and among the ten percent of the teachings, one of them was in a trance and had a little imprint, saying that it was my eternal secret, and I would understand it when the opportunity came, hehe. I didn't wake up laughing that night.

There are many legendary stories of Uncle Jin, such as when he brought out a table of wine from the empty back basket, and ate and drank with several people, but he couldn't finish eating. It was sucked by Uncle Jin from a long distance using evil methods, and a few miles away from a family holding a banquet, a few layers of steamers were inexplicably empty, causing the chef to quarrel with the host's family. Wait a minute.

As a result, many of the mysterious rumors I heard in my childhood came back to my mind, such as what made the nose of the bad guy long and ashamed to go out to meet people, what made the big knife hold high and could not cut down, what whip was drawn on oneself, and so on.

The legend of Uncle Jin, which I pre-selected as the material for "Lonely in the World" in my sophomore year of high school, is changing in time, and it seems that it is not needed at the moment.

After listening to my father's story, what I never forgot was not Uncle Jin, but the so-called "**** Evil Arts" up and down volumes, you must know that when Uncle Jin's story was circulated, it was before and after the founding of the country, and there were no new martial arts novels circulating, and even Gao Xiaosheng couldn't find a few in his hometown......

I imagined again that night that Uncle Jin had to dismiss him because he was too disgusting. Uncle Jin has since disappeared.

Legend has it that when Uncle Jin went to inherit the first and second volumes of "**** Evil Art", it was the middle of the night. In his dream, he walked from the first half of the night to the second half of the night, and walked alone to a place where there was a black rumbling, and a faceless man with a head on the front and back was wearing a robe and a riding coat, and he asked in a deep voice:

"Is there anyone up ahead?"

Uncle Jin looked forward: "No." ”

"Is there anyone in the back?"

Uncle Jin looked back: "No." ”

"Okay! Something for you, remember that when you look for a successor in the future, you must be an unprecedented person, you must remember it!"

"What a man is unprecedented. ”

"It's a lonely family with no ancestors, no descendants!"

Twenty years later, from Yunlong Street to Pingping Street, there was a side-eyed madman walking around all day long, and only one person regarded him as a normal person, because the young man found his eyes, figure, physique, hands and feet, gait, etc., and thought he was very wise.

Isn't it him? He is the heir of the first and second volumes of "**** Evil Arts", cold to the world?

Whenever the 'madman' walked by, the boy recorded the song he was shouting and singing.

The boy never thought that there would be such a song in the world, but it was missed by so many people.