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The person who only listened to this speech said slowly: "Damn, you guys who are more than raised, you know how to ridicule all day long, you know how to chew the root of your tongue, you can only pick other people's reason, and Taoism's shortcomings, but you never know how to write these two words of respect." People go to the trouble of Baal to tell you stories, and you don't know how to thank them, and you are fault-picking, what's wrong? Listening to other people's wonderful stories, you don't feel happy, right? What are you guys all about?!"

As soon as this remark came out, it really worked, and the roommates immediately shut up. This person said this, it was a little rough, but Li'er was definitely such a reason.

He had seen through the group of kings and lambs in the bedroom......

Many times, many people are like this, they are pretentious all day long, their faces often have a bad smile, and they don't have any fart skills, but they can't see others better than him.

For example, when someone buys a new dress, he first has to doubt the style and fabric of the dress.

When someone buys a new mobile phone, he first has to suspect the brand of the mobile phone.

When someone else makes a new girlfriend, he first has to doubt the girl's vision and IQ, and even more, he will go to the ancestral grave of the girl......

This kind of person has never said anything in his mouth, even if he occasionally says a few sentences, it is definitely against his will, of course, it is not excluded that he is saying the opposite, but others don't hear it...... In a word, in the eyes of this kind of person, he has never found anything beautiful, let alone seen someone more beautiful than himself.

This kind of person is a fucking serious psychopath, and their psyche has never been fucking balanced......

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Alas, who is this person who just said this? Such a domineering person! Not to mention, he said it really thoroughly, and he found out the crux of these people with a sharp point.

I didn't expect Ye Qiu to have such a senseless and reasonable roommate, this kid is really lucky.

When the man saw that everyone was silent, he paused, and then said, "You all think he doesn't speak well enough, do you? If you speak better than him, if you speak better than him, if you speak better than him, if you speak better than him, if you speak better than him, then even if I don't say anything, just because I was farting just now." ”

Not to mention, this person is not only domineering, but also quite good at being a person, not only educating everyone, but also giving everyone enough steps, and finally detaining all the basins on his own head. Hey, this guy is such a character!

When everyone heard this, they immediately came to the spirit and rushed to speak. In fact, everyone is clearly -- and read the newspaper -- fake positive. They just wanted to prove that the reason why they made fun of that guy was not because I had a problem with my mentality, but because I spoke better than him.

So, everyone told them one after another, and the stories they told were all kinds of strange and weird. A few of them are not telling stories, but really flawed nonsense. There was even a man who said that there was a master in his village who took a rolling pin and subdued a dragon. Hey, he will save trouble, he directly adapted the glorious deeds of his grandmother's uncle just now and upgraded it slightly, and put it directly on the big screen. Hey, this thing, if you don't make a commercial film, you're simply sorry for his grandma's grandma's grandma......

In a short time, everyone in the dormitory took out all the goods in their intestines. Right now, only Ye Qiu and that domineering brother are left yet. Everyone looked at Ye Qiu in unison, all expressionless. But Ye Qiu had a lot of numbers in his heart, he knew that although these people had no expression on their faces at this time, they had already begun to laugh lewdly in their hearts, what kind of villain was the will, what they were like at this time.

The intention of these people is very clear, that is-if you Ye Qiu can't say it, it means that you are the psychopathic bad guy.

This made Ye Qiu embarrassed, because he had just participated in the ridicule of the granddaughter of his grandmother's grandmother's brother's sister. People say that it's not that the time has not come, but this is just a long time, and this retribution is coming, this is too fast, Ye Qiu couldn't help but secretly complain.

Who let him eat and support, and have nothing to do when he is idle, and make fun of people......

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In fact, Ye Qiu began to mumble as early as when others were talking nonsense, he knew that he had to say something he said, otherwise this basin would be directly buckled on his head, so that he couldn't eat and walked around.

But he really couldn't think of anything he had to tell for a while, and there were only a few stories in his head, except for "Pony Crossing the River" and "Kitten Fishing". Oh yes, I almost forgot, and besides that, he also tells a story about "The Golden Axe and the Silver Axe......

But what about these stories, if they are told at this time, they must not be directly sent in as tigers. This made him anxious, and he scratched his ears and cheeks when he was worried. Moreover, the people next to him also began to urge him with bad intentions, asking him to speak quickly, and if he couldn't say it, he would directly admit that he was a psychopath. Everyone can't do anything with you, it's just that they join hands to insult you for seven hours, and this matter is over.

To say that Ye Qiu is not a fuel-efficient lamp, how can he let these people's tricks succeed, because theoretically he is essentially the same as these people, but he is not used to seeing others better than himself. If this makes the other villain get his will, how can he balance his heart?

But at this critical moment, he finally discovered his long-hidden peerless literary talent. He was going to be like everyone else, and he was going to improvise on the spot.

As for the story materials that are now made up and sold, he has already chosen. He decided to rework the story of his grandmother's great uncle, and it must be more exciting, more terrifying and more magical than the one who had subdued the dragon with a rolling pin!

What Ye Qiu wants to talk about is - one of his ancestors directly subdued the Monkey King with a tickle!

Alright, that's it!

This Ye Qiu is also ruthless enough, if this story is told, it will definitely be a sensation all over the world......

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So, Ye Qiu stomped his feet and gritted his teeth, and in a boo, the powder appeared!

Well, let's listen to the story of his tickling great sage with a pious heart......

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I only heard Ye Qiu preach--he had a friend when he was a child, and he was a boy. When the boy was six years old, he went with his father to sketch in a large mountain in the south. For the sake of convenience, they lived in the house of a villager in a small mountain village in the mountains.

But I didn't think that it was in this small mountain village in the mountains that cast a shadow on this child's childhood......

It was in the middle of a stormy night, when the six-year-old saw an eerie scene - a giant dragon roaring through the sky!

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