"Hey, what are you doing, what are you doing, it hurts, it hurts!" my cousin discussed with me about the use of meteoric iron, and suddenly she pulled my ear, which was neither light nor heavy, and almost didn't pull my ear off.

My cousin sneered: "You stinky boy, you were happy last night, didn't you, we worried all night, and we couldn't sleep well all night!

I defended: "Didn't I say it, there was an accident in the mountains, even the flashlight was broken, it was dark, and I had to stay in the mountains for the night, do you think I don't want to go home?"

My cousin gave me a look: "I think you broke the flashlight on purpose, right?

I choked back dissatisfied: "Who did you think of your brother? Could it be Xia Xia's foot, or did I sprain her?"

My cousin laughed, "Who knows about you!"

I twisted her thigh with my backhand, as revenge for her pulling my ear, and said, "I think you have the heart of a villain!"

My cousin jumped at my twist, skipped the topic, and then stared at me with a meaningful look on her face.

The eyes were full of ill intentions, and I could see that my heart was furious.

"Look at what you see! Look at what I'm doing! Your brother is not handsome for a day or two, do you need such a nymphomaniac!"

My cousin didn't care about my ridicule, grinned slightly, smiled a little touching charming, and said, "It turns out that the little secret between you, Qiuqiu and Xia Xia is this." I scratched my liver and lungs for several days. Not to mention, it's exactly like what you kid said, it sounds amazing!"

I raised my eyebrows and said, "Amazing, isn't it?"

My cousin was interested: "Are the two sisters really able to transmit feelings to each other when it comes to sex? Even when you have sex with one of them, the other one is perfectly acceptable, as if you are doing it with her?"

I rolled her eyes widely: "You still ask when you know it! You are not ashamed, you want to be shameless, and you still have to ask so bluntly!"

My cousin chirped, "What's there to be ashamed of." I'm doing scientific research very seriously. ”

I laughed and said, "Then you are so smart to understand what is going on, how can you explain this miraculous phenomenon from a scientific point of view?"

My cousin shook her head: "Scientifically it doesn't make sense, it doesn't make sense scientifically." If it is far-fetched, it can only be said that it is quantum entanglement!"

I was puzzled, "What kind of entanglement? Who is Quantum? The woman who dares to pester me!"

My cousin gave me a blank look: "I can't tell you at all about being illiterate. ”

I smiled: "I can't say it clearly, so I won't say it, and I'm not interested in hearing it." Anyway, the two beauties are mine, and they are all my wives. ”

My cousin quipped, "yes, it's so beautiful to have such a pair of babies." I said that you guy, you actually use this matter for information communication, and I really convinced you!"

I laughed and said, "Isn't it practical?"

My cousin couldn't help but laugh too: "It's very practical! If you want to go out in the future, you must take one of your sisters or sisters out, so that it will be much more convenient to communicate between the two places." It's best to do a set of Morse codes to determine the meaning of some piston movements, and then you can use this to receive telegrams!"

I stretched out my hand and knocked my cousin on the head: "Do you want to be shameless, you want to be shameless! You have come up with such an idea, and you can also receive a telegram! You want me to come with two deep and one shallow, one deep and two shallow!"

My cousin was already crazy by this time, clutching her stomach and throwing herself on the table and laughing.

I ignored her, and when she had laughed enough and raised her head, she stared at her with squinting eyes: "How about it, Lu Lin, I have pulled out the walled city outside, can I pull out this one at home?"

When my cousin heard this, her face turned a little red, and she glared at me angrily and said, "What's the hurry, you've just gotten along with other girls, why don't you spend a while with her to show your sincerity?

I smiled and said, "Okay! Okay! Lady, you're right, you're right!"

My cousin smiled and said, "Let's get down to business." This Spring Festival is coming, and there is still a month to go, are we going to spend it?"

I was stunned: "Is the Spring Festival coming? How do you know? It seems that we don't have a lunar calendar here, right?"

My cousin said, "I don't deduce this from the Gregorian calendar, I have the Gregorian calendar on my watch." ”

I wondered, "Can you push the lunar calendar from the Gregorian calendar?

My cousin said, "What's so difficult about this, I remember that the first day of the Lunar New Year last year was February 14th in the Gregorian calendar, so just count it down." ”

I gave her a thumbs up: "Okay, count you ruthless! This can be counted! You top students' brains shouldn't be human!"

My cousin said, "I don't need you to boast. I'm asking if you're going to make it over the New Year?"

I said, "It's over, but what are we going to do during the Spring Festival?"

My cousin said, "New Year's Day has long passed. You can't even think about it. ”

I said, "This is the New Year, that is, to do some New Year's goods, and then have a good meal." In the first year of coming to this place, even if it is simple, you have to run one, you can't be sloppy, and you have a colorful picture. ”

My cousin said: "Qiuqiu said that she can make wine, and if she plans to have a meal for the New Year, she will scoop some rice and make some sweet wine." She's already taking the koji and sending it now!"

I smiled and said, "That's a good idea." These wives of mine are all extraordinary. Go for it. If you don't have any tools or anything like that, and you need to do hard work, just call me up. ”

"However, before the Chinese New Year, I have a lot of work, I have to burn ceramics, and I have to make pots and utensils, by the way, tomorrow I have to dig coal first, dig a few boats of coal back. Without coal, I can't burn pottery, and I need to burn coal to make a pot with iron. Sister, do you want to go out for a walk? If you do, you can go digging coal with me tomorrow. ”

My cousin said: "If you catch the strong man, you will catch the strong man, and you say it so well, let me scatter my heart!"

I said, "Then are you going or not?"

My cousin said, "Go! ”

I said, "That's pretty much it! Just know I'm in charge!"

……

At night, I quietly pushed Tian Xiaxia's room open.

Tian Xiaxia was a little surprised when she saw me: "What are you doing in my room?"

I said, "I am not allowed to enter other people's rooms, I want to ask you here, do you want to take me in?"

Tian Xiaxia smiled and shook her head: "No, what about your own room?"

I said, "It's all these years, I still need to live in my own room?

Tian Xiaxia smiled: "You can't rub your hands everywhere in the room, what face do you have at all?"

I leaned down and pressed her under me, and said, "It's not your fault, they all say you're a newcomer, and I need to stay with you for at least a week before I can touch them." ”

Tian Xia Xia Qiao's face turned red: "Actually, you are not happy in your heart, are you?"

I pressed her red lips: "Who said, I'm happy!"

"Tonight, let's come back to the autumn again, okay?"

"Good ......"

(End of chapter)