Chapter 47: Foolish Debt Collection
So Chen Zhujun was called over by Chen Yong and his wife every day, jumping like a rabbit all day long, busy and unable to distinguish between the southeast and the northwest. When she gets up in the morning, she is sometimes so busy that she forgets to wash her face, sometimes she is so busy at noon that she forgets to eat, and sometimes she is so busy that she forgets to sleep at night, but from time to time she will be blinded by Chen Yong and his wife.
Chen Yong and his wife were busy tracking the funds in the cashback mall, and all the big and small things in the family were lost to Chen Zhujun. At that time, the couple added several rights protection groups, and except for sleeping, the rest of the day was staring at the actions of the rights protection group. In the early hours of one morning, they found that a rights protection group was organizing people to go to Beijing to petition, and when Chen Yong saw it, he immediately packed his luggage and resolutely went to Beijing. He followed the group of refugees who defended their rights, raised flags and shouted on some important roads in Beijing, and engraved the name of the cashback mall in some open scenic spots. One day, Chen Yong walked to the Heroes Monument with a piece of white cloth, and threatened to hang himself to hit the monument with his neck on his neck. After seven days of turmoil in Beijing, Chen Yong spent nearly 10,000 yuan, and on the eighth day he ran out of ammunition and food, and immediately he called Zhou Li to ask for the fee, and Zhou Li on the other end of the phone scolded him so much that he went home in despair.
"The money in front of you has not been recovered, and you have followed it into the old book, how can people afford it! You were really in the water in your brain at the beginning, how could you get into such a trap!" After Chen Yong came back, Zhou Li still kept scolding.
"Don't just scold people all at once, so many people are getting involved, and it's not just the two of us. That cashback activity has stirred up billions of dollars together, and our money, in those billions, is just a drop in the ocean. Others are not afraid, what are we afraid of? Let's wait slowly, the money will come back. Chen Yong said.
"What you say, is it true?" Zhou Li said, "but my heart is pounding all the time, and I always feel that the money will fly away." ”
"Shut your crow's mouth," Chen Yong became impatient as soon as he heard that the money would fly away, "There is so much money involved, and no one has the courage to swallow it." ”
So the two stopped talking about the unlucky topic related to money, and curled up in the house waiting for the money. The couple waited patiently for two months, and finally waited for the sad news: the cashback campaign was judged to be a pyramid scheme. Chen Yong and his wife immediately collapsed to the ground.
"Judged as a pyramid scheme, our money is officially declared to be out of play," Chen Yong cried, "How can we live, hundreds of thousands of savings will be turned into ashes at once." ”
"Sentenced to a pyramid scheme?" Zhou Li said, "How can this be reasonable! At the beginning, we had all the documents, and we participated in shopping cashback! It was really too much deception!"
lost hundreds of thousands of dollars at once, and the couple lost half their lives, and their daily lives were all messed up. The only thing that didn't keep them in order every day was swearing. They scolded those who thought they should be scolded for a month and seven days before they stopped.
The couple scolded dryly, and they only felt resentful. Zhou Li said, "It's really thankless to scold people like this." By the way, I remember, when I was a child, I heard my grandmother say that if anyone owes you money, just do a spell, and that person will definitely pay you back, even if you don't pay it back before you die, you must be repaid in reincarnation. ”
"You say, what kind of spell?" Chen Yong immediately came to his senses, and couldn't wait to ask, "True or fake?"
"Really, as long as we do a spell," Zhou Li said, "if we don't return it in this life, we will definitely return it in the next life." ”
"Won't you survive this life?" Chen Yong said in surprise, "It's too far away." ”
"In the next life, there is to add interest," Zhou Li said, "When the time comes, he will return it to us with interest, people often say that the cause of the past life, the fruit of this life, is what is said to be this truth, it is yours, sooner or later it must be yours, and others can't rob it." ”
When Zhao Yan heard this, he also gathered around, and his dull eyes immediately lit up, as if the money would come back soon.
That night, the couple sat at home and bit their ears for two hours. Then take a pen and paper, write and draw, tick and circle, and toss until late at night before resting. As soon as it was dawn the next day, Zhou Li went to the town to buy a pile of money, some fruits, a handful of incense, three candles, a rooster, and a paper figure, which was laboriously brought back. On that day, I went to the fortune teller on West Street, chose a day for practice, and then waited for the day of practice.
On a night in the eighth month of the lunar calendar, Chen Yong and his wife ran to the Chenghuang Temple at the head of the village with flashlights, and along the way, they also called Zhao Yan and Chen Zhujun to carry some things with their hands empty, and followed them to "run the show".
Walking to the front of the temple, Chen Yong pushed open the mottled wooden door, and almost jumped in with hope, and several people behind him followed in. In front of a bronze plated statue, Chen Yong knelt in front of the statue with a "bang", made three respectful gestures, lit incense and candles, placed the fruit, knelt on the right side of Chen Yong, and Zhao Yan and Chen Zhujun stood on the left side of the statue.
"Grandpa Chenghuang, Grandma Chenghuang, the great gods of all walks of life, the mortal Chen Yong and Zhou Li are here to make up for urgent matters," Zhou Li clasped her hands together and reverently recited, "Two months ago, my two children were defrauded of 300,000 yuan on the Internet, because there was no way to recover and no way to collect debts. I hope that in front of the gods, we make a yin and yang wish: if we can help us recover this debt in this life, my wife and I will definitely build a temple and build a monument to remember the great kindness and great virtue of the immortals! If we don't help us recover it in this life, may we help us recover it in the next life! The third life cause and effect, the six reincarnations, life and life, do not owe each other, if they owe each other, they will let those who owe me double the repayment......"
"you, only double?" Chen Yong secretly kicked Zhou Li, interrupting her words, and then continued the topic just now, "If you owe each other, you will repay us at a price of thousands and thousands of times! If you don't pay it back in this life, you will live in the next life, and if you don't pay it back in the next life, you will pay it back in the next life! This debt will definitely be repaid in the next life! If you don't pay it back, may the debtor be a cow and a horse in the reincarnation, and use your strength to repay us! Creditor, Chen Yong and Zhou Li, the debtor ...... it." Chen Yong was so excited that he couldn't remember the name of the mall owner, so he had to stop and ask Zhou Li quietly.
"Don't ask, the boss's name and place of origin are all here," Zhou Li groped out a small paper figure from a bamboo basket beside Zhao Yan, and a white note with handwriting hanging around the paper man's neck, "This is the name and place of origin of the mall owner, you liar, I want you to live rather than die!" After speaking, Zhou Li took out a long needle from a box in the bamboo basket and stabbed it at the head of the paper man.
"Liar, listen to me, you cheated me out of 300,000 yuan by playing the trick of shopping cashback on the Internet, and I will never let you go in this life. If this debt is not settled by you and me in this life, I will not let you go if I am a ghost in the next life. If the next life is not over, the next life of the next life, I will definitely not let you go. Life after life, life after life, you and I will be entangled in this debt! I have pricked your head with this needle, and you and I have endless grievances and grievances in life and life. Grandpa Chenghuang, Grandma Chenghuang, all kinds of immortal gods, you testify for me, I lost my money dizzy, don't blame me for being too ruthless!" After speaking, Zhou Li took the long needle, stabbed the paper man with a hideous face.
Chen Zhujun watched creepy on the side, and Zhao Yan and Chen Yong clapped their hands on the side.
After tying the paper figure, Zhou Li took out a charm from her body again, knelt on the ground, closed her eyes, and chanted words in her mouth. After a moment she opened her eyes and shouted, "Shoot!"
Chen Yong immediately took out a round of firecrackers from a bag beside Zhao Yan and lit it.
"Bring a knife!" Zhou Li shouted after the firecrackers went off.
Zhao Yan hurriedly handed over a kitchen knife.
"Catch the chicken!" Zhou Li held the charm and shouted to Chen Zhujun, "Kill the chicken, drip blood......"
At this time, Zhou Li didn't finish speaking, only to see a gust of wind blowing outside the door, the two wooden doors squeaked and were blown by the wind to open and close, not far away, another sharp owl sound, Chen Zhujun trembled with fright, her hand holding the rooster trembled, the chicken didn't want to snort and broke free and flew away from the door.
Chen Yong and his wife hurriedly ran out, looking at the dark outside, and there was no trace of chickens. They returned to the temple in amazement, and pointed at Chen Zhujun is scolding:
"You idiot, you can't get along with us sincerely, don't you see that we are collecting debts? This yin and yang debt can only be collected once, and if it can't be done once, it will be successful two times. You are sincerely making trouble, causing us to lose hundreds of thousands, no, millions, tens of millions, what kind of enemy in our lives, all of them have caused us trouble. ”
Chen Zhujun was scolded for a while, but he thought that he couldn't be wrong, so he said, "I have never seen you so ignorant ...... in the world."
"Are we ignorant?" Chen Yong didn't wait for Chen Zhujun to finish speaking, he raised his hand to hit Chen Zhujun, "As long as you are not ignorant, you are not ignorant, you can help us collect this debt." ”
When Chen Zhujun saw that Chen Yong was about to beat him, he was so frightened that he dropped a bamboo basket in his hand and stepped out of the temple gate.