Xu Lili said: "It's all right, it's all right, you can decide." ”

Li Quan asked Guan Linlin to look at the menu again, and Guan Linlin also said: "If you don't look at it, you won't see it, we will eat whatever you order." Li Quan said, "Then let's serve the food." ”

While waiting for the food to be served, Cheng Yu and Guan Linlin met and whispered, Xu Lili looked at her mobile phone with a cold face, and Li Quan smiled awkwardly beside her, not knowing what to say.

A few hot dishes came up, and the waiter asked Li Quan again: "Sir, what kind of drink do you drink?"

Li Quan said to Xu Lili: "Sister Lili, there is a good French dry red here, let's have a cup?"

Xu Lili said: "Drive, don't drink." ”

Guan Linlin hurriedly said: "I see freshly squeezed fresh juice here, let's drink a glass of juice by ourselves." ”

Xu Lili nodded: "Okay, let's drink juice." Everyone ordered juice to their taste.

When the juice came up, Li Quan picked up the cup and said, "Sister Lili, Linlin, I am very excited that we can eat together today." This meal was invited by Cheng Yu and I together, and we want to express two meanings: one is to thank Sister Lili for the help she gave us at the bar, if there was no help from Sister Lili that day, we would probably have to enter the bureau, and the pain would be great, so we sincerely thank Sister Lili. The second meaning is to congratulate Linlin on finding an ideal unit and going to work soon, we wish you smooth sailing in your work, rapid progress, and becoming a dean as soon as possible. ”

Cheng Yu also picked up the cup and said: "Thank you Sister Lili for helping me and Linlin, and I wish Linlin a smooth sail in the unit." I'll do it first for respect!"

Guan Linlin hurriedly said: "Thank you, thank you!"

Xu Lili picked up the cup, nodded to Cheng Yu, and took a sip of juice. Then he turned his head to Li Quan and said, "What you said just now is quite reliable, it seems that your thinking is quite normal." ”

Li Quan smiled awkwardly again, and was busy serving dishes to Xu Lili and Linlin, "This is delicious, this is delicious, eat more." Everyone began to eat.

For a while, I only listened to the jingle of cups and plates, especially Guan Linlin, who was very happy when she ate.

At this time, Cheng Yu's mobile phone rang. Cheng Yu saw that it was a call from his mother, and thought that he was bad, he was busy all afternoon, and forgot to tell his mother not to go back to dinner, so he hurriedly got up and went to the side to answer the phone.

I heard my mother say, "Maomao, why don't you come back for dinner?"

Cheng Yu said: "Mom, I'm sorry, I forgot to call you." I didn't go back to dinner, there was a party outside. ”

Mom paused and said, "Okay, drink less." Come back early, I have something important to tell you. ”

Cheng Yu said: "Okay, Mom, we didn't drink, don't worry." ”

Putting down the phone, Cheng Yu thought, what will my mother say to me?

Cheng Yu sat there worried, Xu Lili looked cold, Li Quan was always embarrassed, only Linlin was happy like a child.

Li Quan was determined to break the deadlock, he stood up with his wine glass, "I'll tell you a joke to help the wine." ”

Guan Linlin had long heard Cheng Yu say that Li Quan was good at telling jokes, and said happily: "Okay, good." ”

Seeing that there were encouragement, Li Quan's interest increased. He cleared his throat and spoke:

It is said that after Marshal Tianpeng got drunk, he molested Chang'e, how could Chang'e suffer this loss, so he reported Tianpeng's teasing of him to the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor asked Tai Bai Xing: How should Tian Peng's move be handled? Tai Bai replied: If you know the law and break the law, you should be punished according to the law. The Jade Emperor nodded with some regret: Alas......... Be a pig and be a pig.

Guan Linlin didn't understand, and asked: "Is this going to be killed?" No, no, if you kill it, there will be no Zhu Bajie." ”

Cheng Yu said: "Being a pig, didn't people say that being a pig, being a pig is not just being a pig." ”

Guan Linlin suddenly realized and laughed. Xu Lili still didn't smile.

Seeing that Xu Lili didn't smile, Li Quan continued:

Yesterday I was strolling around the park and heard a conversation between a man and a woman next to me.

Man: "We want a baby!"

Woman: "Whose child can give it to you?"

M: "I'm talking about having a baby together." ”

Woman: "If you want someone together, you can't give it to you?"

M: "I said we want to have a baby when we sleep." ”

Woman: "Why do you want to sleep? Can people still give you children when you sleep?"

Man: "Forget it, don't want it, the child who wants to come out like this is also mentally retarded!"

At this moment, Guan Linlin understood and laughed. Cheng Yu also laughed with cooperation. Xu Lili still didn't smile.

Seeing that the two jokes hadn't made Xu Lili laugh, Li Quan was a little anxious. He took out his own joke at the bottom of the box.

Li Quan shook his head and said: One day, Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang, "Who is your favorite singer?" and replied "Justin Bieber." "Why?" Zhuge Liang said, "because I particularly like one of his songs." "Sing and listen". Zhuge Liang's cheeks flushed slightly, and he sang softly: "Ready, ready, ready, oh~"

Cheng Yu and Guan Linlin both laughed. Xu Lili said: naïve.

When Li Quan heard Xu Lili say that he was naïve, he thought to himself, it seems that he has to be mature. So, he said:

One night, a quiet and beautiful night. The husband said to his wife, "Baby, raise your legs a little higher." ”

Wife: "Don't... ”

Husband: "Good guys, it's good to go down." ”

Wife: "But people are very tired and don't want to move!"

Husband: "I'm done mopping the whole room, just a little bit under your feet, I'm going to cook after mopping!"

Xu Lili sneered.

Guan Linlin said cutely: "Mopping the floor is also a joke?"

Xu Lili turned her face and said, "Don't talk about mopping the floor, some people just make themselves a joke." Isn't it a big joke to wander around all day long, not doing business, and whimsical?"

Originally, Xu Lili smiled, but Li Quan was still proud in his heart. Suddenly hearing Xu Lili say this, Li Quan's face was a little unbearable, this was obviously talking about himself, it was really hurt to be said by the person he was pursuing.

Xu Lili took a look and received the effect, but she had to continue to add fire. He also said: "Do you think you have two money? Do you earn this money yourself? With your parents' hard-earned money, you dare to charter a venue to chase girls, isn't this all the work of a loser?"

Xu Lili continued: "Playing with feelings, taking feelings as child's play, thinking about one play is one play, watching other people's sisters and brothers fall in love, and I also want to play a game, isn't this a game of life?"

Now Li Quan is in a hurry. He defended loudly: "Sister Lili, you misunderstood. I'm definitely not playing with feelings, I'm serious. I swear, I really love you!"

"You love me? Why do you love me? Do you think I'm a teenage girl, just a few kind words? Look at yourself, if you want a career or not, what will you do to support your family in the future? This is not the main thing, look at your fat body, with your image, can it be my dish?" Xu Lili picked up a piece of salmon meat with chopsticks and threw it into the hot pot, looking at Li Quan coldly.

Li Quan was sweating profusely and sat there panting. Cheng Yu and Guan Linlin were both stunned by Xu Lili's words. I didn't expect Xu Lili to say these hurtful words. Growing up so big, Li Quan was spoiled by his grandmother at home, although he had some inferiority complex at school, his teachers and classmates were very accommodating to him, especially during middle school, Cheng Yu was even more cautious, for fear of dampening his self-esteem. It can be said that no one has ever said such cruel things to him.

There was a terrible silence in the dining room.

Suddenly, Li Quan stood up, he snapped a pair of wooden chopsticks, and said loudly to Xu Lili: "I will do something to show you, I will also lose weight immediately, I want to train eight-pack abs for you." Swear by this chopstick!"

"Okay, there's a kind, like a man!" Xu Lili said, "However, talk to count! No career, no eight-pack abs, don't come to me, don't tell people that you know me Xu Lili." ”

"I do what I say. Li Quan said with tears in his eyes, "Lili, you wait and see." Cheng Yu, Linlin, you testify to me, if I can do this, you have to support me to chase Sister Lili!"

Li Quan turned his head to Xu Lili and said, "Lili, if you haven't married before I do this, I will definitely marry you!"

Xu Lili was a little moved, but reason made her still sneer a few times, and said, "Don't talk big, I'll wait and see!" and then took Guan Linlin's hand and said, "Linlin, let's go." ”

After sending Xu Lili and Guan Linlin away, Li Quan sat in the restaurant, Cheng Yu wanted to comfort him a few words, opened his mouth several times, and swallowed the words back when he saw Li Quan's stupid appearance.

The two sat for an hour, and Li Quan actually cried. Cheng Yu didn't speak, nor did he persuade him, so he let Li Quan cry there by himself.

After crying for a while, Li Quan wiped his tears, stood up and said, "Let's go." ”

After getting into the car, Li Quan said to Cheng Yu: "I want to be reborn and be a new person." ”

Cheng Yu nodded, patted Li Quan's shoulder and said, "Brother, come on! I believe in you!"

When they arrived at Cheng Yu's downstairs, Cheng Yu and Li Quan hugged each other, then got out of the car and watched Li Quan's BMW disappear into the night.

Cheng Yu looked at his mobile phone, and there was a WeChat message from Linlin: I have gone home, have you arrived home?

Cheng Yu replied with a voice: I'm home too. Li Quan's stimulation was not light, it should have been seriously stimulated.

Guan Linlin replied: It's pitiful. However, this will not solve the problem. There's no way around it.

Cheng Yu replied: I can understand Sister Lili. In fact, this is good for Li Quan, they are not suitable in the first place, and it is better to have no results sooner rather than later.

Then, the two said goodnight to each other.

Cheng Yu hurriedly went upstairs, opened the door, and saw his mother sitting on the sofa waiting for him. "Mom, you've had a hard day, and you haven't slept yet. ”

"Maomao is back. Mother stood up.

Cheng Yu knew that her mother had something important to say, so she hurriedly walked up to her mother.