Chapter 013: Dream Talk, Stinky Fart

To the left is the sound ......of grinding teeth, eerie, like a lamb waiting for a beast to grind its teeth and enjoy a good meal. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey...... hey," came Ban'er's laugh on the right.

Turning over and lying on the pillow, Qing'er covered her ears, it seems that she doesn't want to sleep peacefully tonight.

Today, the whole family was very excited, and after dinner, they got together again and talked about a lot of grand plans to make a fortune, and Ban'er stopped going to the city to be an apprentice.

Although Wang Cheng and Wang Gouer did not get admitted to the Juzi, they can also be regarded as a half-reading person, Wang Cheng is a talented person who is a child, and Wang Gouer is considered half, so Wang Baner must go into the village to learn to study, and in the future, he will be admitted to the exam, and glorify his ancestors.

Wang Ban'er began to talk in her dreams: "Sister Qing'er, my brother must make a county order in the future, accumulate Yulu, and build a courtyard house with three entrances and three exits......

"Brother, how can you be so cowardly, you don't have lofty ideals in your dreams, what is the county order, you had better be the Yin of Jinling Mansion in the future, build two courtyard houses, and give me one as a dowry, sister, I just want to be a small landlord and recruit a son-in-law, lest he have three wives and four concubines. Qing'er lowered her voice and teased him without a match.

There were mosquitoes buzzing and flying, and it was estimated that they landed on Ban'er's face and were slapped by him.

There was a "snap", and the grinding sound on the left paused for a moment, and then, the "creak" sound restarted.

"House, I want to buy a house......" Qing'er muttered involuntarily.

"Sister, you're talking in your sleep......" Ban'er God's synchronous channel docking.

Qing'er covered her mouth and laughed, sneering, even I couldn't tell myself, whether I was talking in my sleep, or Liu Ban'er was talking in my sleep.

The egg pancakes were really delicious, and the three of them ate too much at the same time, and they were like a stinky fart, so the gas in the room tasted seriously beyond the standard.

Listening to the dream talk, smelling the stinky fart, turning over and over on the kang like a pancake, Qing'er barely fell asleep until it was almost dawn.

For the first time, the people of the Wang family slept until three poles in the morning and did not get up, and the black tiger vigilantly wandered around the door a few times, and finally decided to take action.

"Woohoo......" it barked and grabbed the door panel with its claws.

This dog is also a dog from a poor family, and it is only less than three months old, and it lies quietly under the apple tree in the backyard every day, unless the owner calls it, and never takes the initiative to go to the front yard to make trouble.

Still the old man was drowsy, Grandma Liu was the first to wake up, wiped the saliva on her chin with the back of her hand, chirped her mouth, dressed on the kang, opened the door, and the black tiger rarely hugged her leg and was delicate for a while.

Qing'er also got up, unkempt, first went to the kitchen to flush a bowl of light salt water, coughed, washed her face, put the bowl back in the kitchen, and took a cucumber too early.

Immediately afterwards, Wang Liu also yawned and opened the door and came out, and Grandma Liu glanced at her and turned her face expressionlessly.

Qing'er accidentally found that there were a lot of rose-colored marks on "Mom's" neck, and she naturally understood how they were formed.

"Grandma, what happened to my mother's neck? Was it bitten by a mosquito? It's all red. ”

Wang Liu subconsciously lifted his collar and said with a red face: "I forgot to smoke artemisia seeds yesterday, there are a lot of mosquitoes in the house." ”

Grandma Liu slapped Qing'er on the back of the head, and scolded with a smile: "Just your sharp eyes! Go, pick a few eggplants, and grandma will give you fried pastries to eat." ”

Qing'er knows that the method of dough cake is to cut the eggplant into shreds, pour it into the batter and stir well, and then fry it in oil until it is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside, which is very delicious, but because it is too oil-intensive, Grandma Liu does not often make it.

Her vegetable garden was on the riverbank, and she picked a tomato first, and as soon as she took a bite, she heard someone by the river greet her.

"Miss Qing'er, pick vegetables. ”

Looking at the past, it turned out to be Liu Jiaxiang, and Qing'er smiled tacitly.

"Second Uncle Liu, it's early!"

"Hehe, it's still early? You family can really sleep, the sun has sunburned your butts, right?"

Of course, Liu Jiaxiang would not tell her that he had already come for the third time, and finally had to bring a fishing rod and pretend to fish by the river.

Yesterday's two hundred and thirty-seven taels of silver, he lost all his money overnight, and he still owed fifty taels of silver, he used Liu Datou's house as a guarantee, and today he can't pay back the silver, so he has to pay the deed to others.

Spend 200 taels of silver to buy a house, only worth 50 taels of silver, he is really unwilling, since the elder sister complained, the old man and daughter-in-law in the family like a thief, the silver money did not let him touch his hands, he had the Wang family's land deed and this deed in his hand.

"Second Uncle Liu, I know why you came, you don't even bring bait for fishing, who are you bluff......ing?"

Hearing Qing'er say this, Liu Jiaxiang realized that he really only took a fishing rod, and he couldn't help laughing.

"Come here, Second Uncle Liu asks you. ”

"I don't have time to chat with you now, my grandma is waiting for me to pick eggplants and go back to cooking." ”

Qing'er ate the tomatoes in a few bites, picked two large eggplants, tripped when she turned around, and almost fell, only to notice that it was the black tiger who followed and walked around her feet.

Leaned over and rubbed the head of the black tiger, waved to Liu Jiaxiang and said goodbye: "Let's go, Second Uncle Liu, goodbye!"

Liu Jiaxiang hurriedly put away the fishing rod, followed with three steps and two steps, and asked cheekily, "What delicious food is your grandma going to make?"

"Fried eggplant patties. Knowing what he really wanted to ask, Qing'er didn't mention it.

"Is your grandma really not going to ask for that house?" Liu Jiaxiang finally couldn't help asking.

"I don't know if I really don't want it, maybe it's because I don't have enough money. ”

"You tell grandma, I can sell it to you cheaper, two hundred taels of silver, pay one hundred taels in cash, and make an IOU for the rest, and pay it back at the end of the year. ”

Qing'er smiled secretly in her heart, seeing that he was staring so closely, maybe he could really win it for a hundred taels of silver.

"Don't dream, my grandmother said, I will starve to death in the future, and I can't borrow money from you anymore. ”

"Hehe, I was kind enough to make a donkey's liver and lungs, your father borrowed money from me to gamble on pai gow, and lost the house and the title deed, your grandma didn't say that he was unlucky, but was angry with others. ”

As she spoke, she arrived at the courtyard of the Wang family, and when Grandma Liu saw Liu Jiaxiang coming with a ghost, she snatched the eggplant from Qing'er's hand, went into the kitchen with a black face to cook, and ignored him.

"The second young master is here, have you eaten?" Wang Gou'er greeted, he had just gotten up and was washing in front of the fence.

took back the title deed, Wang Gou'er's waist hardened, and he no longer deliberately avoided Liu Jiaxiang.

Liu Jiaxiang pulled over the stool and sat down, and replied with a smile: "I haven't eaten yet!"

"Then go home and eat. Before Wang Gou'er could answer, Qing'er hurriedly said.

"Poof, hahaha......" The saliva sprayed all over the ground, Wang Gou'er laughed happily, and Wang Liu saw that her husband was laughing happily, so he laughed along.

"Hehe, this narrow ghost, sharp teeth, beware that no one will marry you when you grow up!" Liu Jiaxiang followed with a sneer.

Qing'er suddenly shouted at Grandma Liu: "Grandma, Second Uncle Liu said that he sold the house to us for one hundred taels of silver." ”

"If you don't buy it, you don't have any money. Grandma Liu did not hesitate.

"There is money, and grandma has sixty-two taels of silver. ”

"If you have money, you don't buy it. As she spoke, Grandma Liu brought a large plate of fragrant eggplant pancakes, came over and put them on the small table under the tree, turned her head and shouted to the house: "Ban'er, it's time to eat." ”

Liu Wang brought a plate of pickles and chopsticks, handed them a pair, and went to serve the gourd soup.

"Grandma, I still have three gold bills, suck ......" Qing'er took a bite of the eggplant cake and sucked it straight.

Several people were hungry and only cared about eating, and no one cared about her.

The black tiger lay at her feet, looking pitifully at the eggplant cake in her hand.

Pulled a small piece and threw it to the black tiger, Qing'er said again: "Second Master Bao also gave ten taels of silver, just enough for one hundred taels." ”

"Eat your meal obediently!" Wang Liu handed her a small bowl of gourd soup.

Qing'er slapped the chopsticks on the table with a "snap", the soup spilled out, splashed on the back of her hand, and she was still stubbornly shouting with tears in her eyes: "I don't want to live in this broken house anymore, I want to buy a house!"

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