Chapter 30 Apportionment and Accounting
"The enemies of my life have caused me trouble, as if those of us who are teachers are a gang of robbers who rob students. If you doubt our character, don't stuff your own children into us. Don't think that the school didn't recruit any students, and those of us who were teachers went to loot the people's fat. A really group of unreasonable bastards made trouble every once in a while, and the school was simply closed. I have never heard the slightest sound of other schools misappropriating subsidy funds, and as far as our sparrow school is concerned, sesame big things will make international news. Zhang Yu scolded while walking, scolded him, and he didn't have the heart to go to class in the afternoon, so he called a teacher who was not in the establishment to take his class. Later, he felt that those parents stayed at school and made noise after all, so he called the "bastard" teacher to deal with it, and then walked into the bedroom, lying on the bed and just resting.
He lay down, only to hear the noise of people in the room inside. He didn't bother to go in to see what was going on, he just lay on the bed and looked at the ceiling in a daze.
It turned out that there were three or four women from Chen Zhujun's mother, aunts, aunts, seven aunts and eight aunts sitting in the room inside, and they were talking loudly one by one, unscrupulously.
"Count your fate, if it weren't for my master's strong Taoism, I'm afraid that you would have already seen the king of Hades," Guan Tao said, "People are extremely frightened, and they often lose their souls." If you don't do it in time, you will be listless, don't think about eating, and you will be able to market until you die. It's really strange, how can you see ghosts in the middle of the night?"
"That's a ghost, it's obviously a living ghost," Chen Zhujun said, "At that time, I was just frightened, and I didn't catch him pretending to be a ghost in time." After sobering up, I insisted that he pretended to be it, and he refused to admit it, insisting that he was a ghost hunter. ”
"He pretended to be a big man, what kind of heart did he have, scared people to death in the middle of the night, and wanted to marry someone?" Zhao Yan said, "It's too ruthless to kill people like this." Instead of beating around the bush like this, it is better to put medicine directly into the pot and let people die soberly. ”
"It's really a non-poisonous husband," a woman sixty miles away, an aunt of Chen Zhujun, gritted her teeth and said, "He pretends to be a ghost, so you can't poison it?" ”
"If he really pretends to be a ghost to scare you, it is not an exaggeration for you to poison him," Guan Tao said, "What are husband and wife, not passers-by." He is ruthless, and you can be completely unrighteous. ”
"We always thought that you jumped out of the fire pit and found a happy home, but unexpectedly, you jumped from the wolf's den to the tiger's den," Zhao Yan said, "To tell the truth, what is he like to you? If it's good, just live with him, if it's not good, break up as soon as possible." ”
"He, don't mention it," Chen Zhujun sobbed, "We've been together for almost three years, and we're not even passers-by." For three years, we have spent our own money, done our own things, carried our own burdens, and sang our own tunes. In your eyes, you should only find a good home for me, but in fact, the real suffering is only known to me. I am more widowed than a widow, and marrying such a man is really wronged by the word marriage. ”
Zhang Yu was in the outside room, he heard it clearly, and he was angry, only to feel a fire rising to his head, and he was about to jump out of bed and run to the inner room to scold, only to see the group of people outside the window noisy and noisy, he hurriedly held back his anger and lay on the bed pretending to be sick.
The voices of several women in the inner room were resentful and angry, like sharp knives, piercing Zhang Yu's exhausted heart.
"I really can't figure it out, what is the purpose of being so tired every day, for the family, for the children, or for myself?" Chen Zhujun cried, "Instead of living like a widow, it is really better to become a nun and ...... it."
Before she finished speaking, she saw Zhao Yan say, "Your broken family is also called a home, and the hood on the crossroads is not counted! The rare iron rooster in the world has made you meet, and I don't know in which life you burned down the nunnery and smashed the Bodhisattva to cultivate? How can other people's lives be so good, marry a man, eat fragrant and drink spicy food, I have never seen such a humble life of you." ”
"I'm lowly, how can I be low, how can I be cheap? You have to talk like a mother," Chen Zhujun said, "Even if I, a girl, have a lowly place, you, a mother, have to protect my shortcomings, how can you not gloat at the side?"
"I'm gloating, I don't care about myself?" Zhao Yan said, "I see that you are really talking black words with a clear conscience, if all the mothers in the world are like me who worry about their children, then they are really worthy of being a mother, send you to study, pick your mother-in-law's house, serve you in confinement, bring you children, but I didn't pick the moon in the sky for you, you actually said that I gloated." If I were gloating, how could I come to your broken house today to see you and persuade you? I really can't save a woman with a black heart, I knew that your conscience was like this, marrying an iron rooster is really cheap for you, and a man who should really marry a wife will die!"
"You curse me to die? I need to ask someone else to kill me? I die myself, and I don't need you to find someone to kill me. They all say that they pity the hearts of parents all over the world, but why can't I understand your motherly heart! What kind of femme fatale heart, what kind of heart is it......
"I'm a femme fatale, it seems that this day is really impossible," Zhao Yan didn't wait for Chen Zhujun to finish speaking, and cried, "I'll hang myself and drink pesticides, only if I die, others will know my heart." Otherwise, I won't be able to clear my reputation in this life. After saying that, she tore off a nylon rope tied to the side of the writing desk to tie the book, put it around her neck with a discount, and made a noise to hang herself.
Chen Zhujun sat at the head of the bed and just cried vigorously.
Zhang Yu was in a bad mood, and Zhao Yan said repeatedly that he was not, so he wanted to jump up and walk in to scold people. Hearing Zhao Yan's mother and daughter arguing, he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and a snickering that sat on the mountain and watched the tiger fight couldn't help but be expressed.
"I said you, it's like a dog eating a dog," Guan Tao said, "Quarrel and quarrel, you are not for the iron rooster, you didn't scold the iron rooster, but scolded yourself for being sick, why bother?"
"I also think that you should scold that living ghost," Chen Zhujun's aunt took over, "It's really a non-toxic husband, if it weren't for the fact that a few of us came to visit you today, we would only have jumped from the chaff basket into the rice nest, but who knew that you jumped from the wolf pen into the tiger's den." If you are tortured to death by this iron rooster sooner or later, your family will only die happily ever after......"
Before she could speak, she saw Zhang Yu jump out of bed and yell, "You all go out for me!"