Behind, Kexin ran up with a snort, and before the person arrived, he shouted: "How is it, how is it, have you caught it?"

When I got closer, I found that the red muntjac had been sat under my buttocks, and praised: "You are really good, you are really caught." Shoot a deer with stones, you're the coolest and most awesome hunter I've ever met!"

I said, "Besides me, have you seen any other hunters before?"

Ke Xin was stunned: "Uh...... Not really, you're the first! But it's definitely the best one. The TV is all gun-shot!"

I listened to her compliment and said, "Okay, if you see the old vine over there, take a knife and sharpen it for me." ”

Kexin said: "What do you want that rattan for?"

I said, "Tie you up!"

Kexin said: "Tie ...... Tie me up, you want to play exciting games?"

I heard a black line on my head, and pointed to the prey under my buttocks: "I'll tie it, okay!"

Ke Xin sighed: "I thought you were going to tie me up and play SM in the wild." ”

This damn girl!

The skin is really thick to the extreme, and I keep mentioning this kind of ambiguous thing when I have nothing to do.

I firmly believe that she did it on purpose!

But Xin did as I commanded, and cut down the rattan for me.

I took the rattan and tied the front and back legs of the red muntjac so that it would not struggle and kick again.

In the end, when I saw that I still had to tie its mouth, I wondered: "What, are you still afraid that it will bite you?"

I said, "Do you think it wouldn't dare?"

Kexin said: "But doesn't this thing eat grass, why does it still bite people?"

I said, "The rabbit is in a hurry and bites, what does the rabbit eat?"

"Oh!" Ke Xin looked like he finally understood, and said: "This thing, is it really a deer, how is it different from what I saw on TV, the deer on TV, the horns are long, and there are spots on the body, which is very good-looking, and this one, the horns are so short, the body is yellow, and it looks bad." ”

I said: "What you see is the sika deer, there are many species of deer, not every one of them has long horns, this is just one of them, the scientific name is red muntjac, but we prefer to call it Huanglu, it loves to bark, and its barking is a bit like a dog." ”

"Wang, is that what you call it?" said Ke Xin, and asked me.

I looked at her and laughed, "You're a real dog!"

Kexin glared: "You are the real dog! You scolded me, right?"

I tied the red muntjac strongly, and lifted it, and it weighed about more than 100 catties, and said: "It's strange, this yellow robe is so big, I remember that the yellow locus has not grown so big, and it can generally grow fifty or sixty catties, and it will reach the sky." It's just what's going on?"

Ke Xin said smartly: "Maybe it's a foodie and eats itself fat." Besides, how can there be a fixed weight, what do you say is the limit of human weight? Really fat, five or six hundred pounds of big meat people, haven't you seen it reported on TV?"

I retorted, "Which eye do you see that it's fat? It's just a little bit taller." ”

Kexin said: "Look at its round belly, it's not fat!"

I said, "Is that it just finished eating grass? You clever little idiot." ”

But I was unconvinced: "You're an idiot!"

I snorted, "You're still not convinced, aren't you?"

But the heart flicked: "No!"

At some point, I found out that I was quite fond of arguing with this little girl.

I just chased the deer - it was really a deer chase, nothing wrong. I was a little tired, and I wasn't in a hurry to rush back, so I rested where I was.

Then I carried my loot and walked back with Kexin.

I don't know if it's bad luck or what, but on the way back, I caught a rabbit for Kexin.

This stupid rabbit, hidden under the grass, stepped on it with one foot, softly, but frightened her boss, and her body was crooked, and she fell to me.

"Ahh

Poor me, carrying a hundred pounds on my shoulders and a hundred pounds on my waist, almost made me fall out.

I shouted urgently: "Little idiot, it's not a snake, it's a rabbit, catch it!"

This unlucky rabbit was also unlucky, and he was trampled on a broken leg by Kexin, and after getting out of the grass, he limped out.

But when I heard that it was a rabbit and not a snake, the three souls and seven spirits that flew out of the body immediately flew back. Catch the rabbit and catch it.

"Don't run! Stop! Scare me, you want to run without apologizing!

Pity this little girl, clumsy, chasing and rolling at the same time, and finally used her body to hold down the rabbit.

It's really stupid people with stupid tricks.

Fortunately, she was fine, but she was pricked a few times by the grass thorns when she rolled, and it hurt her tears.

Watching her slowly pull out the thorns on her body, I laughed at her and said, "Your way of catching rabbits is really special." People use their hands, but you press them with your body. ”

But when I saw that I was still talking cool things, I pouted: "Don't laugh at me!"

I said, "I'm not laughing at you, I'm praising you for being different." ”

But Xin couldn't hear my retort, snorted coldly, took off his clothes again, turned his back to me, and said, "My back hurts so much, you show me if there are any thorns, I can't reach it." ”

This neat action is really not awkward at all.

As soon as she took off her shirt, her entire upper body came out, revealing her white and tender back.

"Why don't you have a bra......?"

I was stunned for a moment, and then I remembered that her bra had been sucked off by the octopus monster that day.

I leaned closer and pressed my fingers little by little on the area where she felt the thorn: "How is it, you can tell me if it hurts." ”

Kexin hissed: "Yes, yes, that's it, pull it out for me." ”

I removed my fingers, leaned over and looked at them carefully, and said, "It's over, the root of the thorn has been broken by you, do you still feel pain?"

Kexin said: "Ah, it's broken, but I still feel very painful!"

I said, "That proves that the thorn is still in the flesh." You bear with it, I'll squeeze it out for you!"

"Ahh ”

I said, "How can you get it out without using force?" ”

Kexin couldn't refute it, but said, "But you hurt me like this!"

I said, "You have to endure the pain, do you want to be comfortable if you don't get it out?"

Kexin grinned: "If you don't get it out, it should be you who is uncomfortable, right?"

"I, I don't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, it's not me who hurts, what ...... I feel uncomfortable?"

I said how strange it was to listen to her words, and finally I came back to my senses: "You! how did I find you so yellow, and you can always go around that kind of thing." ”

Kexin said: "Am I yellow?"

I said, "It's more yellow than a Minion!"

Ke Xin suddenly said: "Hey, that day, why didn't you let me get it for you?"