Chapter 215: Monkey Trick

On Saturday morning, Lu Xiaorong, Ji Xiaoying, and Tang Xiaoxiao took a train to Qianzhou, and after meeting with Mo Fan and Liang Wenbo, they began a two-day self-guided tour.

It only takes an hour to get to Qianzhou by high-speed train from Puhai, which is much faster than driving. In addition, they are not very familiar with the road here, and parking can sometimes be a problem, so they didn't drive when they came, and they felt that it would be good to go where they wanted to play a taxi, which was much more convenient than driving by themselves.

It should be said that their considerations are still very reasonable, but there is always a big gap between reality and ideals. In Qianzhou, a famous tourist city, taking a taxi is not as easy as they think, even if it is the off-season for tourism. Since they got off the train, there has been a fierce competition every time they take a taxi. After that, there were five people, and it was necessary to take two cars, but the difficulty more than doubled, because new problems such as contact and assembly appeared. As a result, after two days of playing, it took a lot of energy in vain.

After dinner in Qianzhou on Sunday, the five of them boarded the train back. Not long after getting in the car, Lu Xiaorong fell asleep leaning on Mo Fan's shoulder. Liang Wenbo, who was across the aisle from them, had a conversation with Tang Xiaoxiao, and also went to see Zhou Gong one after another. Mo Fan and Ji Xiaoying are still very energetic, there is nothing to do on the road, and the two chat, although there is a sleeping Lu Xiaorong in the middle, there is no need to worry about waking her up in this environment.

Mo Fan said, "You came to Qianzhou, why didn't you go to see your father?"

Ji Xiaoying pursed her lips and said, "How can he have time to see me, even if he does, he will train people with a straight face, so I am not uncommon with him." ”

Mo Fan couldn't help but be a little surprised, and said, "Won't it?" Generally speaking, fathers may be more strict with their sons, but they are mostly more pampered with their daughters, or how to say that their daughters are their father's lover in their previous lives.

"He was kind to most people, but he was cruel to me. Ji Xiaoying leaned forward and glanced at Mo Fan, "Have you seen my father?"

Mo Fan nodded slightly and said, "Friday night." ”

Ji Xiaoying said: "Does he look good?"

Mo Fan said: "It's good, the spirit is very full, and I can't see fatigue." ”

Ji Xiaoying snorted. Mo Fan thought to herself, although she said that, she actually cared a lot about her father, but didn't she usually call her father? and said, "Zeng Li asked you to bring you a good one, did Liang Wenbo tell you?"

Ji Xiaoying said: "No. Zeng Li's boy, I haven't seen him for more than ten years. ”

Mo Fan said: "He originally wanted to play with us, but Liang Wenbo resolutely refused to take him." ”

Ji Xiaoying chuckled lightly and said, "That little old man, what's so fun with him." ”

Mo Fan said with some amusement: "Little old man?"

Ji Xiaoying said: "Yes." When he was a child, he sat in front of the piano all day, no matter how he was called, he didn't come out to play, which child would sit still like him, not a little old man. ”

Mo Fan smiled and said, "So you dragged Liang Wenbo to play?"

Ji Xiaoying said disdainfully: "Liang Wenbo's soft egg is also very boring, tease him twice and go to the adult to complain, and coax one!"

Mo Fan said: "Your so-called adult, is it Lin Ruoxi?"

Ji Xiaoying was rarely a little embarrassed, and argued forcefully: "Sister Ah Xian is older than me, isn't she an adult?" turned her head sideways and glared at Liang Wenbo, who was sleeping soundly on the other side of the aisle, and said, "He will tell you everything." ”

Mo Fan said: "Later, you were sent away by your father, did you ever hold a grudge against Lin Ruoxi?"

Ji Xiaoying said: "I didn't know at first, I was quite happy to stay in front of my grandfather. Later, when I found out, I hated her a little. Later, when I understood things, I didn't hate them. My parents are rarely at home for a few days a year, and with my nature, if no one cares, I really don't know what it will be like now. ”

Mo Fan thought to himself, you are quite sensible. said: "Since you are so broad-minded, why do you have to deal with me?"

Ji Xiaoying glanced at Mo Fan and said, "Who is scheming with you?" I am going to train you because I see that you have a future. ”

Mo Fan said: "You still treat me as a rotten wood." ”

Ji Xiaoying pursed her lips and said, "You and Liang Wenbo are simply a pair of cowards!"

Mo Fan smiled and was about to speak, when there were a few violent vibrations on the back of the chair, and he couldn't help frowning.

Since he sat in the car, the back of his seat has been pushed a few times by the passengers behind him from time to time, and I don't know whether it is with his feet or knees. The space in the car is limited, this kind of thing is inevitable, Mo Fan didn't take it seriously, and adjusted the back of the seat forward. Who knew that the people behind did not relent, but instead intensified, and they hardly stopped during this time. And the few vibrations just now were obviously a few hard kicks with his feet.

This time Lu Xiaorong woke up, she opened her eyes and looked at Mo Fan a little blankly. Mo Fan saw that she was awake, so he stood up and turned around, and saw that there was a high-nosed and deep-eyed Caucasian sitting behind him, about forty years old, this guy not only put his two feet on the back of the chair in front of him, but also put the back of his own chair very far back, the whole person was like an open folder, and he was comfortable to sit on.

"Take your feet off!" Without waiting for Mo Fan to speak, Ji Xiaoying scolded first. She sat in the innermost window position, but the three seats were one, although they were not as direct as Mo Fan's feelings, but she also knew that the shock force was not light. When he got up and saw that the foreigner behind him was actually sitting in such a sitting posture, even if he was angry, his tone was extremely unkind.

The foreigner spread his hands and said to Ji Xiaoying, "Hat?"

Mo Fan patted his hand on the back of the chair, and said with a cold face, "Put it down!" He knew that this guy was pretending to be garlic, even if he couldn't understand Chinese, as long as he wasn't an idiot, he should know what Ji Xiaoying was talking about, so he didn't speak English to this guy.

The people around him obviously couldn't get used to this guy's behavior for a long time, and when Ji Xiaoying and Mo Fan said this, they opened their mouths to accuse.

The foreigner didn't care, his body didn't move, his two hands gestured back and forth, and said, "Fetal end, fetal end!"

Ji Xiaoying scolded: "Shame on your face!" said that she was about to walk out, obviously feeling that it was not enough to rely on words to reason.

This time, Mo Fan moved faster than Ji Xiaoying. He was already on the edge of the aisle, and the distance was close, so he stepped forward and grabbed the foreigner's coat, lifted him up from his seat, threw him on the aisle, and said, "This time it's long enough, right?"

There was a burst of laughter from the spectators, and several people said, "You deserve it!"

The foreigner was obviously a little dazed, and this time the fall was not heavy, but he lay on the ground for a while before standing up. Everyone saw that he was indeed taller, but he was only relatively tall, and he was only one meter eight, so he couldn't sit anywhere, and the mocking words were meaner.

With the affluence of material life, the average height of Chinese people has increased significantly, especially in economically developed areas, and many high school and even junior high school students can grow to such a size. A few women took out their son and talked about it, and came to the conclusion that if my son was so immoral, it would not be possible for the boss to shave him.

I don't know if the foreigner understood the ridicule of the audience, but at least he should be able to guess, I saw him swearing and swearing, and punched at Mo Fan, obviously annoyed and angry.

To say that the foreigner's body is still relatively strong, when Mo Fan mentioned him just now, he was quite struggling, and he felt that hard brute force might not be able to take advantage. It is not Mo Fan's style to hit long with a short blow, at this time, he should play to his strengths and avoid his weaknesses, he dodged this punch sideways, hooked his feet, and pushed the foreigner behind his back.

The onlookers were first taken aback when they saw the foreigner punching someone, and then they laughed again when they saw him fall and eat.

The foreigner was quite a little tendoned, got up and turned around and hit Mo Fan again, and then fell again in the same way, then got up and hit again, and the result was naturally another fall.

At first, it was just the attention of people in the vicinity, but then the whole carriage was watched. This international friend is also very considerate of the audience, knocking down once here, and knocking down again there, so that everyone can see his demeanor. Everyone was overjoyed, and after four or five times, when they saw that the foreigner got up and stopped moving, they coaxed: "Fall again, fall again!"

If someone strikes the gong beforehand, they can say something like "the rich have a money field", and the problem of entanglement will be solved.

The foreigner glared at Mo Fan angrily and said, "You hurt people, I want to call the police!" This time he spoke in Chinese, and although his pronunciation was a little weird, it was quite smooth.

A lazy voice said: "I see that you did it first, and this is called legitimate defense." ”

The person who spoke was none other than Liang Wenbo. He was sleeping before, and was woken up by the laughter of the audience, just in time for the scene of lying on the grass, and he was very happy to watch. He didn't see the things in front of him at all, but when he saw the seat behind Mo Fan, he guessed why there was a dispute, and it was estimated that Mo Fan was the first to do it, so of course he had to be strong at this time.

The foreigner was immediately furious, and in a hurry, he spoke English, filtering out the dirty words, that is, saying: You are perjury.

Some of the people in the carriage understood, most of them didn't, but they echoed Liang Wenbo one after another: "You did it first, I can testify!"

Liang Wenbo shrugged his shoulders to the foreigner and said, "Do you understand?"

The foreigner probably also knew the truth of not suffering the loss in front of him, glared at Liang Wenbo, looked at Mo Fan a few times, and returned to his seat and sat down.

Ji Xiaoying shouted: "Put away the back of the chair!"

The foreigner stood up and muttered a lot of words, looking unconvinced. Ji Xiaoying asked Mo Fan: "What did he say, is he looking for another draw?"

Mo Fan said: "He said that since the chair was designed like this, he had the right to put it down. ”

Ji Xiaoying said: "You don't have this right now!"

The foreigner looked at Ji Xiaoying for a while, and finally sat down and put the back of the chair forward.

Everyone sat down again, and the previous scene added some fun to this short journey.

Mo Fan heard the foreigner muttering and cursing non-stop, his heart was tired for a while, and he turned around and said, "Shut up!"

(End of chapter)