Sun Buqi racked his brains and thought, "Mom, you don't know that there is a Boao Forum in Qiongzhou?...... Yes, that's it...... Now there are a lot of crooked nuts to travel, I am a tour guide for them, the other party sees that I speak good English, and most importantly sees that I am handsome, and wants to pull me to be a foreign son-in-law, how can I be willing. They hit me with tips, and they took $500 for the shot, and the other party took $500, which is equivalent to 50 yuan for us. ”

Grandmother, "It's not that I disagree with you marrying a foreign daughter-in-law, but you must not leave our country." We spend 50 yuan, and it's very distressing. Forget it, don't talk about you, this 3,000 yuan, my mother will help you save it, and become your daughter-in-law's money. ”

When it comes to money, the two sides have different ideas. Every mother's obsession is to deposit bride price money for her son, the son is China Construction Bank, and the daughter is China Merchants Bank.

Sun Buqi, "The money I give you is for you to spend." The son will make money, and he speaks authentic Oxford English, which frightened the group of crooked nuts......"

Li Ruoli covered his mouth and snickered beside him, constantly grimacing, implying that the other party was not ashamed.

Sun Buqi heard the babbling voice, knew that the advertising time was over, and finally advised, "Mom, you take my brother to the hospital for a full body examination......

The grandmother was a little shy about the doctor, and she couldn't listen to the hospital, so she hurried, "You stinky boy, and you curse your brother." I'm not talking to you anymore, I'm going to watch TV. ”

Sun Buqi listened to the sound of "beep" on the phone, and his heart was gloomy, his parents were afraid of spending money on the small peasant thoughts, even if there was something wrong with his body, he would only endure it, and he couldn't help the pain, so he ate a few tablets of analgin.

Li Ruoli waited for Sun Buqi to hang up the phone and laughed, "As soon as you open your mouth, there is a Chinese English, and there is no standard of crazy English." You are still Oxford, I mention that you are ashamed. After speaking, he quickly spoke a string of English and asked, "Do you understand whether I said Irish English or English English?"

The female teacher saw that Sun Buqi's face was still gloomy, and she whispered, "What's the matter?" if there is something at your house, I will help you ask for leave, and I will help you book a plane ticket immediately. ”

Sun Buqi was most worried about his younger brother's health, but he couldn't convince his parents. In his previous life, the condition was discovered late, and although the operation was successful, it also made his younger brother suffer for two more years.

He forced a smile, "Nothing, I'm a little homesick." ”

Li Ruoli relaxed, "You are a big man, it's really useless." When I was younger than you, I flew to England alone and spent two years alone. I'm not interested in what you're saying, let's pack it up and go back. ”

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The two of them carried large bags and small bags and came to the single teacher's apartment. Compared to before, there are significantly fewer things in the room, and the hostess now basically lives in a small apartment.

Sun Buqi lined up the packaged food on the coffee table and shrugged, "There are good dishes, but there is no good wine, and it will be a lot of discoloration." ”

Li Ruoli rolled his eyes, "I just said that you were fat, and now I'm gasping." I'll go and see what else I have at home. ”

She held two bottles of red wine and gloated, "Haha, this is what I brought back in England, and there are still fish that have slipped through the net." It's a pity that there is no wine without a corkscrew, so that you can look at it and not eat it. ”

After the female teacher finished taunting, she straightened her chest defiantly and gently pursed her tongue.

Sun Buqi has difficulties to overcome difficulties, and if there are no difficulties to create difficulties, he will also go to school, how can he be stumped by this kind of pediatric problem.

He took out a towel, folded it into small squares, put it in the corner of the wall, and gently tapped the towel with a red wine bottle, and the cork came out at a speed visible to the naked eye, and when he came out most of the time, he unscrewed it with his bare hands.

Li Ruoli's eyes lit up, looking at such often unconventional performances, he felt eye-opening, as if nothing could embarrass the man in front of him, or the big boy.

The two argued and watched a Premier League live broadcast before finishing dinner and supper.

Sun Buqi threw the leftovers into the trash can outside, and then forced him to take a hot bath under the pretext that his hands were dirty.

Li Ruoli looked at the other party's performance with tears and laughter, and he wouldn't take it in anyway, that is, to lure the wolf into the room.

After Sun Buqi took a bath, he sat down on the sofa and yelled at the female teacher who was watching the play, "What are you watching, haven't you seen a handsome guy out of the bath......?

Li Ruoli gritted his teeth and persuaded himself not to be angry, but people's patience is limited, and rushed over, "You bastard, my aunt and grandmother fought with you." ”

Sun Buqi hugged the girl who was in the mouth of the sheep, fixed the other party with his limbs, and embroidered his legs with his fists as a massage.

He was seductive, "Girl, you're so beautiful tonight." With that, despite the girl's surprise and objections, her lips touched together.

For a long time, the lips parted.

Li Ruoli was distracted and powerless, "You big bastard, just bully me." ”

Sun Buqi pranked and blew, and the hot breath hit the girl's earlobe and neck, "Girl, be my girlfriend." ”

He picked up the soft and boneless girl and walked to the other party's boudoir.

The two rolled onto the sheets, and the female teacher seemed to wake up, "I'm still young, so I won't be imprisoned by you." The world is so big, I want to see it. ”

Sun Buqi made a bitter face, rubbed the girl's white and tender face fiercely, and ruthlessly, "I'll eat you, steal your crystal slipper, and see how you escape!"

Li Ruoli likes to watch the other party struggle, and touches his abdominal muscles mischievously, "Cut, you have read too many Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales, and you still have such a childish game in detail." ”

In front of the beauty, Sun Buqi couldn't hold back his heart and began to move his hands and feet.

The female teacher frowned coldly, and said coldly: "If you don't want to be kicked out of bed by me and kicked out of the house, take your paws away." ”

When she saw the boy, she relented a little and changed the order, "Don't move under the neck, otherwise it will ......"

Sun Buqi didn't wait for the female teacher to finish his voice and launched a new wave of attacks, but although the other party was addicted to the intimate contact between lovers, he still kept his promise and did not let the enemy cross the thunder pool.

The female teacher's face was red after being tortured, but she still did not lose her mind, and the man's forehead was bruised, and his eyes seemed to glow red, and he was about to transform.

Li Ruoli smiled, picked up his long hair with one hand, and slowly shrank down.

It's still the same as the old thing in the stairwell, but it doesn't go as the other party intended, and before the final eruption, the small mouth is withdrawn.

Although Li Ruoli retreated quickly, he also had some of it, frowning, "It was a little sweet last time, and it was a little spicy this time." ”

Sun Buqi entered the sage time and heard such a comment, "You think that cooking can also divide the taste." However, during this time, life is irregular, and I stay up too late. ”

After Li Ruoli simply cleaned up the battlefield, he ran to the bathroom to brush his teeth and take a bath, compared to the last resistance, today is much more comfortable.

Sun Buqi finally did not realize his dream of taking a mandarin duck bath, and hugged the girl who was tightly covered, aggrieved, "You are like this to me, you have to be responsible for me." ”

Li Ruoli pressed the light, helpless, "You have read too many romance novels of Qiong Yao and Yishu, it is all a matter of the old Huang calendar, be good, don't disturb my sister's sleep." ”

After the girl finished speaking, she hugged the boy's arm and quickly entered the dream.