Chapter 1472 The expression is so strange
"Why can't you go out yet?" After waiting for a long time without response, Li Yong asked again.
"The amount of urine is too small to urge the automatic push function of the toilet, master, you work hard and continue to pee. ”
The amount of urine is too small.
Li Yong gritted his teeth for a while: "I'll pee on your face." ”
"Master, please don't get angry, if you get angry, your aura will disturb the automatic function of the toilet, which may cause the toilet to close and you can't go out again. Immortal Rank Flame cautiously reminded.
Li Yong hurriedly shut up, secretly urging the spiritual fluid, trying to make his mood feel comfortable.
But it's really hard!
He had to suppress his voice and say, "But, I really can't pee." ”
"Then you pull!"
"I can't pull it out either, there's no poop at all. ”
"If you don't have poop, and you don't have urine, then you can only wait until you have poop or pee, and pull out the poop or spill it, and then send you out, it's all automatic, with induction. The toilet bowl under your ass is made from the wings of a shit shell Lang Xian, which can only be stimulated by shit and urine. ”
the groove, the shell Lang Xian......
Nima, even the shell lang can become an immortal......
Look at the fairy road, Li Yong doesn't know which direction it is;
Just now, Li Yong thought that the toilet was made of wood, but he didn't expect it to be the wings of the shell. As far as Li Yong knows, there are hard wings and soft wings, what kind of wings will this be?
However, no matter what this toilet is, Li Yong just wants to go out now!
I don't want to stay here for a second.
Li Yong clenched his fists and said angrily: "What if I can't pull it out for a day?"
"Then you can't go out for a day, and you can't go out until you pull it out. ”
"Damn, how can you do this? Get me out of here. Li Yong was almost furious, he didn't have time to squat here for a day!
No one has ever sat on the toilet since eating, waiting to digest it and poop.
"Master, I really can't help it, this is the great immortal who has refined this magic weapon, and the rules have been formulated, I really can't send you out. Master, please don't embarrass me. Immortal Rank Flame said very sincerely.
Li Yong knew that it was useless to blame the immortal rank fire, so he had to give up.
Thinking about the great immortal who refines magic weapons, he is really brainless.
I got a toilet, it's too special.
Li Yong took a deep breath, exerted himself, exerted himself, continued to exert himself, and exerted his strength.
It has never been so hard to poop, and this time, it can make Li Yong sweat profusely.
Finally pulled out a little, Li Yong took out the straw paper and was about to wipe it out.
Just then, a jet of water rushed to his buttocks, followed by a gust of wind.
was so frightened that Li Yong almost jumped up.
It's really thrilling! From childhood to adulthood, I have gone to the toilet countless times, and together I am not as scary as this time.
He kind of understood that it was washed with water and then dried by the wind.
It's like washing your hair, washing it with water, and then drying it with a hair dryer.
The difference is that the position has changed, one above and one below.
Here poop is pulled, and the buttocks are washed with water, and after washing, they are dried by the air.
Save the use of straw paper, and it is also an energy-saving and environmentally friendly conscience product! It can be promoted on the earth.
As long as you play the gimmick of energy conservation and environmental protection, you can definitely win a lot of favor. Especially those who are too lazy to wipe their butts after pooping, it is estimated that encountering this @toilet is like meeting a bosom friend.
The toilet is easy to obtain, but the bosom friend is hard to find. Buy a toilet and send a bosom friend, just say that you are tempted.
Just when Li Yong was thinking wildly, the gray fog around him suddenly dissipated, and Li Yong suddenly saw Han Fei, Bao Yu, Tian Qiushuang, Feng Yumeng, Meixi Shuoshuo and Meixi Yunjia who were panicking around.
Li Yong also heard them shouting his name: "Brother Yong, Brother Yong...... Where are you? Brother Yong......"
Suddenly seeing Li Yong coming back, they immediately surrounded in surprise and asked nonsense.
"Brother Yong, where have you been?"
"Brother Yong, what's wrong with you?"
"Brother Yong, why did you suddenly disappear just now?"
"Brother-in-law, your expression is so strange!
Actually, Li Yong wants to cry now.
It was so thrilling! It was so creepy! My heart was still pounding.
Back to answer their questions, Li Yong first looked down and found that the pants had been put on automatically.
This reassured him, it would be a shame to come out bare-assed.
Next, Li Yong twisted his buttocks again, and after feeling that there was nothing abnormal, he showed a calm look, like a master, and said lightly: "This is the toilet, and you will go to the toilet here in the future." If you see it, put your left foot on this stone and your right foot on that stone, and you're good to go. ”
"Really?" they will be skeptical.
"It's true. Li Yong has experienced it firsthand and said it with great certainty.
"But why aren't there toilets?" they looked around, but saw nothing.
"The toilet is a small space, it's invisible, and when you step on it, you activate the automatic function of the toilet and you will immediately enter the toilet. Li Yong patiently explained, I was really afraid that they would pull outside again.
For the environment in this space, Li Yong also worked hard.
"Then I'll try. Feng Yumeng was more curious, and immediately raised his foot and stepped on it.
Li Yong hurriedly stopped her: "Excuse me, do you need to go to the toilet?"
"What are you doing?" Feng Yumeng looked puzzled.
"If you can't pull it out or spread it, you'll be trapped inside and won't be able to get out. Li Yong said seriously.
"What?" Feng Yumeng looked bitter. Bao Yu and Han Fei were also full of wry smiles.
How can there be such a messy toilet? This is too unacceptable!
Can't you just go to the toilet and wash your hands? Can't you just go to the toilet and clean up?
In order to avoid toilet congestion, this restriction was set.
It's the same as restricting license plate numbers in big cities in China, all because the roads are too congested.
If the toilet is too congested, it should be possible to restrict it!
However, this is too difficult to accept.
If you forget to bring paper, you can't even come out and get a piece of paper!
"Let's go in and try it!" Tian Qiushuang pushed Feng Yumeng, and Feng Yumeng's raised foot just stepped on the stone. In the next second, Feng Yumeng suddenly disappeared, and even Li Yong opened his perspective eye, but he didn't find it.
However, after Li Yong disappeared and reappeared, they were no longer panicked.
Everyone waited calmly, and it was only half an hour later that Feng Yumeng finally came out.
I saw that Feng Yumeng hurriedly lifted her skirt as soon as she came out, and when she found that the skirt was already worn, she said with a smile: "It's so scary! There seems to be a pair of hands taking off my clothes." Too, you don't know, after sitting on the toilet, you can't stand up at all, only convenient people can stand up. And ......"
Speaking of this, Feng Yumeng blushed for a while, and then said angrily: "I'd rather go to the mountains than come here." ”
Pulling up the mountain will pollute the environment!
For the sake of the environment, Li Yong hurriedly persuaded: "Do you want to pollute the environment everywhere? Let me tell you, you must not go back to the mountains, there are special toilets here, you must come here." Besides, because this kind of toilet used to be used by the gods, it was not very convenient for us to use it, but when we used it more often, we naturally got used to it. ”
Li Yong remembers that when he was in the countryside before, he squatted when he went to the toilet to poop.
Even in college, it's squatting.
Later, I used the toilet, and when I sat and pulled, I still couldn't pull it out, which always felt weird.
It's like a knot in the intestines.
Fortunately, he has strong adaptability, and within a few days, he got used to it.
After returning to the front and familiarizing themselves with the use of the toilet, Li Yong and his party returned to the stone house.
After playing around for a while, seeing that they were not cultivating, Li Yong took them to harvest the ripe herbs, and after the herbs were harvested and moved into the stone house, Li Yong taught them to identify the herb seeds and plant them.
In the future, these thousands of hectares of fertile land will have to be taken care of by the wives. Fortunately, they are very diligent and serious in their studies.
Moreover, they are all very interested in planting.
Li Yong patiently taught them, and how much they could learn depended on their own.
Of course, the knowledge of planting is also very broad and profound, and Li Yong can't teach it for a while. I can only pick simple and easy-to-understand teachings and teach them the most basic planting methods. Fortunately, there is still a long time ahead, so you can take your time.
In fact, there is a big difference between planting inside and growing outside.
The biggest difference is that the soil is very strong, as strong as steel.
Only Li Yong's Shadow Dagger can be cultivated.
Fortunately, after farming, there is no need for much care at all, which is much easier.
Because the soil here does not grow weeds or insects at all, there is no need to pull weeds and apply pesticides.
After planting the herbs, Li Yong took them back to the stone house.
They had been busy for hours, and they were all hungry.
Li Yong took out the food and water and gave it to Han Fei and Bao Yu, their six beautiful and lovely wives to eat.
While they were eating, Li Yong thought of taking care of the environment here, so he was ready to take out the messy and unused items that he had put in the warehouse last time.
He walked to the warehouse, took out some necessary food and water and put it in a corner of the warehouse, and left it for Han Fei and Baoyu to eat in the future. Then I put away all the items that I didn't use often.
He was going to take it out, give it away, or leave it away.
Anyway, you can't pollute the environment here.
When Li Yong was doing this, Han Fei and Bao Yu all came around to watch.
Looking at Li Yong's appearance of raising his hand and pointing a little, they all felt very handsome.
Looking at the mountain of items again, with Li Yong's guidance, there were more and less for a while, and then less and less, and finally only a small part was left, and I felt that Li Yong was as powerful as a fairy.
Everything around seemed to be changing with Li Yong's thoughts.
Even their moods are changing.
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