Chapter 315: Loser Ni Guangnan

"Good afternoon, friends, and welcome to CNN. I'm Daisy, host, and let's recap the news that happened today. First of all, a piece of science and technology news, the turtle was officially launched yesterday, with about 28 million views per day, and the number of users has reached 5 million!"

"Nike uploaded a video of Ronaldinho, and by September, the video had more than 1 million views, the first video to have more than 1 million views, and as of today, it has more than 5 million views......"

"You Tu Turtle became a video giant and became the next Google ...... I'm CCTV reporter Song Jia, reporting from Silicon Valley. ”

"Bang", the channel jumped to the sports channel, and today's "NBA Big Five" is being staged.

The big shark O'Neal is happy to take his younger brother in the enthusiastic Miami, Yao Ming has touched the "rookie wall", coupled with personal injuries, the attendance rate is not high, and the data does not explode.

Sun Buqi always felt that the NBA was a lot less passionate.

There was a "jingle bell" sound from the kitchen, and after a while, Feng Tingting came out with a casserole.

Pouted and rolled his eyes, "Sun Dashao, please move your ass!"

Greeted Li Yunxin with a smile, "The weather is dry in autumn and winter, try the barley pork knuckle soup I cooked." ”

Americans don't eat pig's trotters, they sell them cheaply, a lot of them for a dollar, and on Fridays, some supermarkets give them away for free. These supermarkets are not open on weekends, and the pig's trotters have to be frozen, and the cost of ice is more expensive than that of pig's trotters......

Feng Tingting can't cook, but she has inherited the ability to make soup.

"It's all purines, it's all ventilation packages. Sun Buqi complained in his mouth, and his hands and mouth kept stopping.

Feng Tingting glanced sideways and puffed out her chest, "My dad hasn't even drunk the soup I cooked." ”

Sun Buqi shrugged, "That's what I was fortunate to do in my third life......"

The two quarreled and gaged, and the afterglow kept aiming at Li Yunxin, and her mood today was the same as the weather outside, which was unpredictable.

Feng Tingting had a plan, "Sun Moumou, you are cheap tonight." ”

Pursed his lips, licked his tongue, and said seductively: "No matter what posture, it's okay." ”

"Thank you Bumin!" Sun Buqi hurriedly waved his hand and refused, "I'll go back to China tomorrow...... If you don't bring something back to my Lafayette, you'll be nagging for me for the rest of my life!"

During the summer vacation visit to the Confucian Temple, on the souvenir street, Xu Zhi took a fancy to the jacquard knitted bag at a glance, and wasted ten minutes of talking with the boss, but did not get the right price, and was about to leave; the boss did not cooperate and did not shout "stay".

The grandmother had a hard time riding a tiger, turned around and left, missing 15 pieces of handicrafts.

This has also become a piece of her heart, and she has said it many times.

If she didn't bring some "American-made" local products, she couldn't show off among the neighbors, and she would definitely not give her son a good face.

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Beijing, Muxidi Community

An early snowfall obscures the soot from the streets, filling the air with the choking smell of sulphur dioxide, and snowflakes falling onto the asphalt are crushed by pedestrians, bicycles and cars, turning into puddles of gray-black mud.

At this time, when he was off work, the sound of horns and curses was endless, and the whole capital was in chaos.

There was a sturdy old man standing on the side of the road, dressed in cotton clothes, smiling and watching all this.

A girl combed the big waves, looked at her watch frequently, and said something in her mouth, "The taxis in the capital are all uncles, and on rainy and snowy days, they are upgraded to the Jade Emperor! ”

was refused to be taken by a brother again, and the girl raised her middle finger at the taxi away, becoming sullen, "Teacher Ni, you have worked for so long, and you can't afford to buy a car?" stuck out her tongue, "I just graduated for two years, even if I can't afford it, you are an academician......"

The old man smiled, "Xiaoliang, I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, it's not a matter of a day or two to take a taxi, this is not my pot!"

Blinking, like an old naughty boy, "Xiaoliang, please eat ice cream, strawberry flavored." ”

After speaking, he really walked to the convenience store on the street, bought two buckets and Lu Xue, and did not forget to take out "Reference News" and "Science and Technology Daily" in his hand.

The two divided labor, Xiao Liang walked down the sidewalk, used a beauty trick, and finally stopped a taxi.

Pulling the car door with one hand, shaking desperately with the other, he shouted loudly: "Mr. Ni, there is an empty car here...... A kind master stopped and gave us a ride. ”

"Coming, coming......" Academician Ni's mouth was perfunctory, his eyes were useless to leave the newspaper, and he suddenly stopped, his face turned gray.

The driver was impatient, kept honking and urging, and his mouth was not clean, "This ghost weather, the gate of Lufthansa gambled into canned sardines, one in and one out, two hours passed, and I missed my delivery time...... Little beauty, leave a QQ for your brother, and be on call in the future, dedicated to your personal service. ”

"Big brother, I'm so sorry. I don't have QQ, I just use MSN. Xiao Liang pursed his lips and chuckled, "When you get to the place, you give me the QQ number, I'll apply for a new number, and then add you." ”

The driver was overjoyed and couldn't help but show off, "My QQ number only has eight digits, and the three 8s in the back cost me 100 oceans." He opened the car glass and shouted outside, "Uncle, it's cold outside, it's warm in the car...... Are you going to go or not?"

Xiao Liang found that Teacher Ni was strange, and he was in a dilemma, gritted his teeth, and walked out of the warm taxi.

"I'm Γ—, two stupid forks, delay Lao Tzu's business!" the taxi driver spat outside, kicked the accelerator, and the car rushed into the flow of people.

Xiao Liang didn't bother to scold back, and hurriedly walked over, "Teacher Ni, I didn't ask you to buy HΓ€agen-Dazs for me, I'm suitable for eating Mengniu." Blinking, chuckling, "A tube of HΓ€agen-Dazs is dozens of pieces, this one is only 8 pieces, the same taste, cost-effective enjoyment." ”

Academician Ni came back to his senses, put the newspaper in his hand, and shook his head with a smile, "You girl, sharp teeth! Born to engage in sales and management, learn computer science with me, and Mingzhu secretly invested." ”

Yu Guangzhong saw the headlines in the newspaper: "Ni Liu's dispute is clear, Lenovo is the runner-up!", "China's first core is broken, what is Ni doing?"

Xiao Liang's heart tightened, and he squeezed out a smile, "Teacher Ni, this weather is not good for taxis." Today's meeting is every day, so let's not go, right? The dumplings made by my wife are the most delicious, especially mutton, celery, pork, and green onions, and I drool when I think about it!"

The girl had a smile on her face and wanted to cry in her heart: the teacher has passed his 66th birthday, he is already of retirement age, and he is still standing up and running for domestic software and hardware; those newspapers will only chase the wind and shadows, and do the disgusting things of "relatives are painful, enemies are happy"!

"You, you, you're really a little glutton!" Academician Ni generously took out the newspaper, "The newspapers say that I am a big fool, my emotional intelligence is negative, I was deceived once, and I was deceived again by the same means...... People, you can't step into the river twice, except for me Ni Guangnan!"

Xiao Liang's face turned red, and he said loudly, "That's because they don't understand you! Xia worms can't talk about ice, they don't understand the pain of computer software and hardware being stuck by foreign countries, and it is better to buy than to buy, and it is better to buy than to rent, it is all comprador thinking." ”

Academician Ni said categorically: "This meeting is more important, and I must attend!"

Explained in detail, "The relevant departments stopped the subsidy of domestic CAD, and the domestic software was struggling. Foreign software occupies half of the country, or even most of the country...... While there are still people listening to what I am talking about, and there are still media reports, I must cheer and applaud those who are still persevering!"

Seeing that he couldn't be persuaded to do so, his assistant Xiao Liang diverted the topic, "Dean Ni, are you ridiculous? A few days ago, I received a few faxes: An electric car company invited you to go out of the mountain and set up a technical team, isn't this playing the piano indiscriminately!"

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