These questions are so skillful that I can't answer them all for a while.

Fortunately, Wu Hui appeared in time to resolve the scene.

"Students, now that everyone knows the superb identity of our new classmate, then I will not introduce him to you more. Wu Hui said with a smile, "Today is the first day of school, there are no courses, but I will tell you in advance, the day after tomorrow, the school invited the platinum writers of Wenyue to come to give lectures, in the large lecture hall on the first floor, everyone can go then." ”

"But before I do that, I'm going to give you an assignment. ”

As Wu Hui spoke, he opened the slide, and a picture appeared on it.

In the picture, there is a table with a bowl on it and a person sitting next to it.

"Based on this picture, write a short story, well, hand it in by the day after tomorrow, and you can start now. After Wu Hui finished speaking, he didn't care about anything else, turned around and walked out.

After he went out, Gao Chao suddenly surrounded him again.

Started chattering and asking questions.

But enthusiasm comes and goes as quickly as it comes.

After all, we will still have a long time together in the future, and after the novelty has passed, I don't feel that there is anything left.

What's more, now they have to write a short story based on a picture.

And it took two days to complete, which is more brain-consuming.

After the others dispersed, Ding Yanlei suddenly patted Gao Chao's shoulder and asked in a low voice, "Big guy, you are a master of picking up girls, right?"

"Why do you ask that?" Gao Chao looked at him inexplicably.

"Because you married the president of the Xu Group, that's a proper white and rich beauty!" Ding Yanlei said.

Although Gao Chao is a great god now, and the monthly manuscript fee is expensive, compared with the entire Xu Group, it is far behind.

To put it mildly, even if you earn one million a month, compared with the Xu family, it is much worse, and it is not right at all.

But that's the case, Xu Jinyao is still married to Gao Chao.

Therefore, in Ding Yanlei's opinion, it must be because of the superb pickling skills that he can marry a white rich beauty like Xu Jinyao as his wife.

Gao Chao listened to his words, looked speechless, and said with a strange face: "Let's be honest, in fact, I never take the initiative to pick up girls." ”

"It means upside down, impossible!" Ding Yanlei didn't believe it.

"Difficult

Don't you know that there is such a thing as charm? A handsome and attractive man like me, coupled with a wave of heroes saving beauty, is naturally the heart of all kinds of girls who can win. When he bragged about himself, Gao Chao was not polite at all.

"Heroes save beauty?" but Ding Yanlei keenly captured one of the key words.

"Almost, this one involves the skill side again. Gao Chao said, "To sum up, men need to have a very high overall quality, and only in this way can they attract women, as for you...... The first thing you need to do is lose weight!"

"Lose weight, isn't that going to kill me?!" Ding Yanlei's face suddenly turned ugly when he heard this.

"Ugh-"

Suddenly, someone screamed in pain.

It was a girl sitting in the front row, she was holding the fingers of her right hand, her face was painful.

"What's wrong?" a boy strode up to her.

The two were the only couple in their class, who wrote books on the same website and met online before they even entered school.

"Here a nail is exposed, and I accidentally cut my finger. "The girl's finger was bleeding.

The boy looked distressed and asked softly, "Does it hurt?"

The girl nodded slightly.

The boy thought for a moment, looked at the small piece of nail on the table, gritted his teeth, raised his hand and scratched it.

Blood poured out.

The girl was stunned, looked at him and asked, "What are you doing!?"

The boy looked at her and said affectionately: "You have a mouth in your hand, I have a mouth in my hand, we are two people who share weal and sorrow together...... Do you still hurt now?"

"No, it doesn't hurt. The girl bowed her head shyly.

This kind of large-scale behavior of sprinkling dog food immediately caused many people in the class to coax "oh oh oh".

There are many people who are envious, jealous and hateful.

Among them, most of them are girls, wondering when they will meet such a good man.

"This dog food is sprinkled, making my single dog really uncomfortable!" Ding Yanlei also had an expression of envy, jealousy and hatred.

"It's not just dog food, it's a way to flirt with girls. Gao Chao said with a chuckle.

"How to flirt with my sister?" Ding Yanlei was stunned when he heard this, and then laughed, "That big guy, do you think I can use this trick to flirt with my sister in the future?"

"I don't think so.

Gao Chao shook his head.

"Why?" Ding Yanlei didn't understand, "Is it because I'm too fat? Fat people don't have the right to fall in love?"

"It's not because of this. Gao Chao said casually, "It's just because Xiu En's love dies quickly." ”

"Big guy, you are really still a hidden pickle girl master, this kind of profound thing can be easily analyzed!" Ding Yanlei immediately looked adoring, "Big guy, please, teach me a trick or two of pickling girls!"

"I really don't understand—" Gao Chao helplessly stalled his hand.

"I don't believe it!"

“……”

"Teach me, teach me—"

Gao Chao, who couldn't stand it, remembered a joke he had seen before, so he looked at him and asked, "Do you really want to pick up girls, and at the same time you don't want to lose weight?"

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

"Okay, then I'll tell you a way. ”

Gao Chao began to speak seriously.

"If you want to chase girls, you have to make girls feel warm and can move her, and if you want girls to be warm-hearted, you have to be a warm man, and if you want to be a warm man, you must have a lot of common sense about girls' lives!"

"For example, when a girl tells you that she comes to her aunt, she is actually considering whether you have some common sense in life, so at this time, your boyfriend should show it to prove that you are a warm man, and the best answer is to let her drink more hot water!"

"There's another one who said. Ding Yanlei felt amazing, and then gave a thumbs up and said: "I must write it down, the big guy deserves to be the big guy, and the summary is so good!"

Gao Chao's face became strange again.

He looked at the serious Ding Yanlei and asked, "Are you sure?"

"Sure!" Ding Yanlei nodded as if pecking rice.

Now Gao Chao can also be determined, and the guy has never read the joke.

If you haven't read the joke, forget it, it's really the same as his pen name, it's a straight man of steel!

"What's wrong, big guy, is there a problem?" asked Ding Yanlei.

"No problem, good. Gao Chao patted Ding Yanlei on the shoulder, "Come on!"

"I will!" The big guys cheered for themselves, and Ding Yanlei suddenly became more motivated.

。 Sogou