"It's too cold-blooded. Matcha shouted, "This world is so dark!

"Dark what. Elizabeth said disdainfully: "Anyway, they came out and were harassed by you X, I think they might prefer to stay inside." ”

Nanako, who came out of the room, looked at the matcha rolling on the floor and asked, "What's wrong with this cat?"

"I don't know, maybe I'm constipated and can't poop. Zhao Yao said casually.

Matcha pouted her ass and looked like she was going to shit on the ground.

"Damn!" Zhao Yao pressed the other party's head and said, "You are doing something, stupid cat." ”

Matcha was angry: "I want to see shallow, if I can't see shallow, I have to learn mango, and pee everywhere every day." ”

"Even if you can stop me for a while, you can't stop me for a lifetime, unless you let me see shallow!"

"This dead cat. Zhao Yao cursed secretly in his heart, and just wanted to teach the other party a lesson, but suddenly stopped: "Indeed, I can stop it for a while, but I can't stop it for a lifetime, so do you want to use illusion again?"

Thinking about the pillow that was thrown away last time, Zhao Yao shook his head: "No, illusion is a last resort. ’

So he looked at the matcha in front of him, and had to say: "Okay, okay, the decoration will be suspended at the end of this month, if you can get the star cat in the cat café next month, I will let you enter the dimensional stomach bag to see the shallow." ”

"Really!" Hearing Zhao Yao's words, Matcha said happily: "I have captured the star cat, now I can play the glory of the king with peace of mind, and wait to see the shallow." ”

Yuanyuan on the side glanced at the matcha, and said secretly in his heart: "Next month's star cat, I must get it!"

So after the matcha left, Yuanyuan quietly came to Zhao Yao's side and asked expectantly: "Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, if I also get the star cat, can I go to see Qianqian?"

"Huh?" Zhao Yao saw Yuanyuan's eager look, and thought in his heart: "Well, this female cat can be used as bait to make Yuanyuan and Matcha work hard, and it can also be used to motivate Yuanyuan." ’

Thinking of this, he nodded and said, "Of course, but with your current performance, it is unlikely that you will be a star cat." ”

"Then what should I do? Zhao Yao, Zhao Yao, you can help me!"

"Let's lose weight first. Zhao Yao said: "From today onwards, I will continue to run every day, lose 5 pounds of weight first, and then change my image step by step." ”

Yuan Yuan didn't flinch after hearing it this time, but was silent for a while before nodding and saying, "I understand, but can you really become a star cat after losing weight?"

"Not only a star cat, as long as you cultivate yourself according to my plan, I promise to train you to become a fan of ten thousand cats, with both the power of the tiger, the elegance of the cheetah, and the majesty of the lion, from now on handsome, the cat loves the cat, and the shallow will love you at first sight!"

"Oh no!" the image of his slender body and jumping like a white tiger came to his round mind.

"Of course it's true! I'm going to wrap you from start to finish, so that you can get rid of the image of the past completely. Don't say shallow, maybe even Elizabeth will ...... by then."

Yuan Yuan said excitedly: "Double Fly?!" The fat all over his body seemed to tremble.

"Ahem, almost. ”

A burning fighting spirit flashed in Yuanyuan's eyes: "Then I'll go for a run now!"

Looking at Yuan Yuan running up in the living room, the corners of Zhao Yao's mouth curled slightly: "Very good, according to this fighting spirit, at least you can lose one or two pounds, right?"

......

On the same night, in a certain community in Jianghai, a light rain was slipping huskies and ...... Their own beauty is short.

I saw that the fish balls were put on a collar and walked on the sidewalk with a leash.

Yuwan's mouth was open, and he kept sticking out his tongue like a dog, and when he saw other dog walkers passing by, he yelled at the passing pedestrians and pet dog Wangwang, as if he had really become a dog.

After he finished calling, he wagged his tail around the husky on the side and said, "Boss, boss, what do you think of me." ”

"Hmm. Rough noodles nodded and said, "Good performance, keep up the good work." "For this little brother who has recently surrendered, the rough noodles are still quite satisfied.

And relying on the side effects of ghost possession, although Rough Face has no superpowers, and he can't get out of the dog's body, he has the ability to communicate with the super cat, which is half a super cat, but he has always disdained to communicate with fish balls.

In fact, for a period of time, he has been bullying Yuwan, relying on his human mind to become more and more favored in the eyes of his parents and Xiaoyu, and his family's status has been rising, so that Yumaru has no power to resist.

After that, let the cat exert his telekinesis again, and directly showed his hand in front of the fish ball, and subdued the super cat.

"Hmph, think about it this way, it's better to surrender than to chase away this super cat. ”

Yumaru was shocked by the ghost cat's telekinesis, thinking that it was the power of the husky, and completely threw himself into the dog party. Looking at the rough face, he said flatteringly: "Long live the super dog! The super dog is invincible!"

Rough noodles: "Good." ”

Yumaru wagged his tail and said with a dog's leg: "Boss, I have decided not to be a cat again, I will be a dog from today onwards." Woohoo!"

Xiaoyu, who was slipping a cat and a dog on the side, looked embarrassed, since a few days ago, she didn't know what was going on, Yuwan suddenly began to learn to bark as a dog, and then he stuck out his tongue like a dog, and today he has to be slipped like a dog.

"This idiot, does he really think of himself as a dog?" Xiaoyu knows that cats can make all kinds of sounds, and it is not uncommon for cats to learn to bark, but she has never seen a cat that completely treats herself as a dog like this.

Not only has the fish ball undergone strange changes, but the cat called the strongest in the national service on WeChat has also ignored her, and even recently deleted Xiaoyu's WeChat, which made her feel particularly indignant.

As she spoke, she saw that Yumaru had come under a tree, raised his hind legs high, and began to pee like a dog.

Xiaoyu looked at this scene speechlessly, and suddenly said with an idea: "Yuwan, you know the way home." ”

Yuwan looked at Xiaoyu, nodded, and meow said, "Yes, two-legged dog, of course I know the way back." His tone was full of disdain, obviously because he had found a new backer, and he no longer took Xiaoyu seriously.

Xiaoyu couldn't understand the cat's words, but when she saw Yumaru nodding, she immediately said, "Okay, Yumaru, you can help me slip the thick noodles and go home by myself after walking?"

Although I like fish balls and thick noodles very much, it is really time-consuming to walk the dog every day, so Xiaoyu wondered if she could free up labor.

was about to say no, but the fish ball was stopped by the rough noodles: "Promise her!"

So a few minutes later, a cat and a dog stuck out their tongues and happily began shopping.

The cat followed behind them again, and said with a bored face: "Trouble, it's a little boring here, Xiaoyu always has to go to school, do homework, and don't watch dramas and play games, so it's rare to play a few games of Glory of Kings." It's Yuwan, a fool who knows how to play the glory of kings, but he always loses, and I want to vomit blood. ”

Thinking of watching dramas and playing games, he couldn't help but miss the days when he hid behind Elizabeth.

"Why don't you go to Zhao Yao's side to play?" Unconsciously, the ghost cat had drifted in a different direction from Yuwan and Rough Front.

Rough noodles stuck out his tongue, and thought in his heart: "The first step to dominate the community starts today! The key is to find super cats! Most of the pet cats in the family have been neutered, and the number of super cats among the stray cats should be more." As long as you dominate the stray cat world, you can master countless super cats...... I'll be able to ...... Hey, hey, hey. ”

He has already thought of a comprehensive plan in his heart, starting from this community, relying on fish balls and cats to subdue stray super cats one by one, and then attack the next community from this community, conquer more and more communities, and submit more and more stray super cats.

“...... With the wisdom of these super cats, I can fool them in minutes, and as long as I conquer enough communities and super cats, I can build a country...... Claim the Emperor...... Walk to the pinnacle of life, and even compete with human beings!"

Thinking of this, he took the fish balls and walked around the community, looking for traces of the super cat.

Finally, they found more than 20 cats in a basement.

I saw that in the gloomy basement, more than 20 cats were lying on the ground as if they had no bones, and even some male and female cats were there in broad daylight.

He whispered, "Boss, what are they doing?"

"Probably a party of wildcats, let's start with them. Thinking of this, he barked roughly, and then the whole dog stood upright and walked in with an arrogant face like a human.

"Who's the boss here?"

The two innermost cats in the pack turned their heads, looked at each other, and whispered.

"Who are these two fools?"

"So dogs can wake up?

Yuwan laughed, and Wang Wang said: "Want Wang! What do you say in a whisper? Be respectful, let me tell you! This is our boss, the super dog king--rough noodles! He is a male dog who is determined to dominate the world and open up a prosperous world!"

The husky roared in cooperation and bared its sharp teeth, causing a common wild cat to hiss, and all of them arched and retreated.

"See, wolf-like teeth! If you bite down, you can even bite off steel!" Yumaru continued: "Let me tell you, from today onwards, we will be the boss of this community, do any of you disagree?"

"Stand up if you don't accept it! I'll beat him until he obeys!"

After saying that, Yumaru pinched his paws proudly and raised them provocatively, and colorful light was released on the paws, which suddenly turned the grass sucking scene into a jumping place.

In an instant, in the entire basement, more than a dozen ordinary wild cats rushed out, chasing the colorful points of light, and were amused by the fish balls and ran around. Please Baidu "Throw Book Network" Thank you for your support!