Chapter 1: Rent a boyfriend

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"Boss, here are two buns. ”

On the side of the street, Chu Yang stood in front of a small shop selling steamed buns, staring at the steaming meat buns in the cage, his saliva was about to flow out.

"Okay, two buns, two dollars. The boss quickly took out two hot buns from the cage, put them into the bag, and handed them to Chu Yang.

Chu Yang touched his pocket, revealing an embarrassed expression.

"That...... Can I take credit?"

"Roll !!"

The boss looked at Chu Yang with disdain, he has seen a lot of people who cheat and cheat over the years, and it's the first time I've seen someone like Chu Yang, and you still have to pay on credit for a dollar or two, it's really strange.

"Hey, what kind of attitude do you have, my brother is also a legend, believe it or not, I'll buy your entire bun shop when I go back. Chu Yang was unhappy, one hand was on his waist, and the other pointed at the owner of the steamed bun shop, and said angrily.

"Go, go, stay where it's cool. "The boss directly gave Chu Yang a big roll of the eyes, he encountered a neurotic early in the morning, if you can have the money to buy my entire store, can you still give me two yuan of bun money?

"Humph!"

Chu Yang snorted, and now he finally knew what it meant to be bullied by a dog in Pingyang.

Thinking of this, Chu Yang couldn't help but complain in his heart: "Uncle, this old man Guo, he won't leave me a single son, he wants to force me to go back and marry that fat girl, and make your spring and autumn dreams, my brother will not give in." ”

Grunt!

With a scream in his stomach, Chu Yang pursed his lips, now he has no money on his body, he just arrived in Dongyuan City, and he is not familiar with the place, what can he do?

Suddenly, Chu Yang's eyes lit up, and he saw that not far away, a young man was pasting advertisements on the wall.

Huh, is this hiring?

Hahaha, there is no endless road, brother is such a prodigy, it is not easy to find a job, and if you have a job, you are not afraid of hunger.

"Dude, what about recruiting?"

Chu Yang walked over, looked at the man in front of him, who was about twenty-three years old, slightly fat, and wearing a pair of glasses, and said.

The fat man was stunned for a moment, glanced at Chu Yang, and showed a reluctant look.

"Don't hire people, rent people!"

Tenant? Chu Yang was a little puzzled, and leaned his head over to take a look, only to know what was written on the advertising paper in the fat man's hand.

Rent Boyfriend Ad ...... 10 yuan for holding hands, 50 yuan for hugging, 100 yuan for kissing, free for sharing a bed!

"it, fat brother, you're a special talent. Chu Yang couldn't help pouting and said.

It's really a long experience, you can think of this kind of unpopular business, brother.

With a casual glance of his eyes, he saw the megaphone that the fat man was carrying, Chu Yang instantly had an idea, and said to the fat man with glasses with a smile: "Brother fat, I will be fine, you give me the loudspeaker, I will help you do the publicity, and you can invite me to eat a bun later." ”

The fat man was stunned for a moment, there is such a good thing, a bun is worth a labor? This is a good deal, yes, he immediately took off the big horn from his body and handed it to Chu Yang.

"Ahem, hey, hey......" Chu Yang held the big speaker, pulled his throat, tried the sound, and began to shout.

"Reddis, and the villagers, this handsome guy surnamed Chu Mingyang, age twenty, today rents at a loss, as long as ninety-nine-eight, you can take it home, which beauty is looking for a boyfriend, which girl is looking for a husband, all come and see, ninety-nine-eight, it's not much, can't buy a house, can't buy a car, can't travel to Moscow......"

Nima's!

When the fat man on the side heard Chu Yang's words, the corners of his mouth immediately twitched, Damn, I'll just say, how could this guy be so kind, it turned out that he came to rob Lao Tzu of his job.

"Roll on......" The fat man didn't say a word, and directly snatched the big horn in Chu Yang's hand.

"Don't, fat brother, you let me shout two more sentences, just two sentences, I have a hunch, and there will be business soon." Chu Yang pursed his lips and said.

"Roll the calf!!"

The fat man finally couldn't bear it anymore and scolded.

At this moment, a blue Honda car stopped in front of the two of them, and a figure got out of the car, with a somewhat shy voice, and said, "That...... I want to rent a boyfriend?"

The two of them moved when they heard the sound, turned their heads to look, and were stunned.

What caught her eye was a tall beauty, wearing a beige long skirt, with a pair of snow-white long legs in seven-centimeter high heels, a waist and limbs, and her eyebrows were full of affection, this is an absolute goddess temperament, and what is even worse is that the pair of turbulent waves under the neck of the beauty make people swallow their saliva directly.

"Good guy!" Chu Yang stared at the beauty's chest with his eyes, and his eyes were about to fall in.

The fat man on the side also secretly swallowed his saliva.

"Hmph, haven't you seen enough? Chen Siyao glared at the two of them fiercely and said coldly.

"Cough cough cough ......" Hearing this, Chu Yang and the fat man coughed in unison, and the scene was a little embarrassing.

"You two, who's renting out?"

Chen Siyao frowned slightly, feeling a little helpless in her heart, she didn't expect that she would still need to rent her boyfriend? If it weren't for some situation at home, she wouldn't be so anxious about this matter.

Seeing this, the fat man was happy and wanted to step forward, but unexpectedly, Chu Yang on the side took the first step, and Chu Yang stepped on the fat man at the same time as he stepped out, and the fat man croaked in pain.

"Beauty, the fat brother is a little weak, this job is not suitable for him, I'll come. Chu Yang patted his chest and said seriously.

"Grass, boy, you still have to be shameless, do you know what it means to come first and come first. The fat man breathed a sigh of relief, rushed to Chu Yang, and said angrily.

Chen Siyao fell into deep thought.

She thought about this idea this time, and when she rented a boyfriend to go home, she first had to show her mother, her mother was sharp-eyed, and she was afraid that she could easily see the flaws by pulling someone casually.

"Tell me, what will the two of you do?" Chen Siyao glanced at the two of them and asked.

"I'm a good friend, well-connected, and I shook hands with the mayor not long ago. The fat man answered first, his face was full of pride, and he shook hands with the mayor, which can be said to be the biggest pride of the fat man's life.

"Hmph, what is this, I still know the head of ASEAN, I have slept with the Queen of Europe, and the president of the country of Iraq has to call me boss when he comes. Chu Yang clasped his hands in front of his chest, pouting, and looked disdainful.

Burst......

Dude, you're blowing a little too much, why don't you go to heaven.

The fat man's head was full of black lines, he glanced at Chu Yang, and continued: "I graduated from a bachelor's degree with a high degree of education. ”

"I didn't go to college. ”

Chu Yang scratched his head, a little embarrassed, and said: "But I can memorize the four books and five classics backwards at the age of three, and I am familiar with Sun Tzu's Art of War at the age of four, and I just studied medicine at the age of five, and at that time I also healed an old leader of our Huaxia Kingdom." ”

“……”

At this time, not only the fat man, but even Chen Siyao was speechless.

Where did the neuropathy come from, bragging is bullish.

"Boy, are you innocent of trouble. The fat man pointed at Chu Yang and said very unhappily.

"Fat brother, don't get me wrong, let's compete fairly, but obviously, your competitiveness is not as strong as mine. Chu Yang grinned.

I...... Nima!

The fat man was so angry that he almost wanted to run away.

"Beauty, if you ignore him, it's a neurosis. The fat man no longer paid attention to Chu Yang, turned his head to look at Chen Siyao, and said.

Chen Siyao glanced at the two of them again and hesitated for a while.

"It's you, come with me. Slightly silent, Chen Siyao pointed at Chu Yang, her voice was a little cold, and said.

it!

The fat man almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood, this Nima is unscientific, he actually lost to a neuropath, is there any mistake.

"Beauty, is there a mistake. The fat man asked, covered in cold sweat.

However, Chen Siyao's attitude is very firm.

"That's right, you...... Come with me, hurry. ”

Pointing to Chu Yang again, after saying that, Chen Siyao turned around directly and got into the car.

"Hehe, fat brother, don't be discouraged, if you struggle for a few more years, you may be able to surpass me. Chu Yang curled the corners of his mouth, patted the fat man's shoulder, and comforted.

I'll fight for your uncle!

The corners of the fat man's mouth twitched, and he quickly greeted the eighteenth generation of Chu Yang's ancestors in his heart.

"Alas, no way, who called my brother so good. ”

Chu Yang patted his ass and followed Chen Siyao's car, at this moment, his mood was spicy and beautiful, which couldn't help but remind him of a famous saying, gold always shines.

However, if Chu Yang knew that the reason why Chen Siyao chose him was not because he was good enough, but because this guy was good enough to brag, it was estimated that he would have to squirt out a mouthful of old blood.

Chen Siyao's mother is not easy to deal with, if she is too serious, it is easy to be recognized, on the contrary, Chu Yang's bragging skills are strong enough, maybe he can really fool him through.

"Sit down and drive. ”

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