Chapter 721 of the main text: bird poop

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Ye Rongrong's house outside the fence wall. ↑，

"What should we do? These big guys are guarding the door, and we can't get in?"

A villager looked at the "King Kong" guarding the gate of the fence with some fear, who dared to rush into this gate with these big guys here.

"What are you afraid of if you don't let us in, if we stay here, I don't believe that Ye Rongrong's family will never go out for the rest of their lives. Ye Tianren said.

"Will Ye Rongrong call the police?" a villager asked worriedly.

"Call the police, what are you afraid of, we haven't broken the law, let's just watch the scenery here, why can't we stay in our own place in the village? The place where we are standing now is not the land of Ye Rongrong's family, it is the collective land of the village, and we are afraid of the police." ”

A villager who knows a little bit about the law said.

"Then we will stay here, if he Ye Rongrong doesn't hand over this kind of sub-source for a day, don't think about going out for a day. An elderly woman from the village said.

There are many people who are jealous that Ye Rongrong's family is better than their own family, and everyone used to think about borrowing money from Ye Rongrong's family, but after Ye Rongrong rejected them, everyone also took Ye Rongrong.

After all, the two of them belong to the people who close the door and live their own small life, and everyone's rumors and rumors are ignored by the two of them, and they can't even reach their ears.

In addition, Ye Rongrong knew so many big people, and there was a person who could easily subdue such a big wild boar, which made everyone a little afraid of Ye Rongrong.

Usually, although everyone is very red-eyed, Ye Rongrong's family is better than themselves, but they don't dare to offend Ye Rongrong, but this time is different, the vegetables grown by Ye Rongrong's family can be sold at such a high price, which is for the villagers who are also farmers, so that they can see the hope of making a fortune.

"People die for money, birds die for food", under the temptation of such a big benefit, these villagers, who have always looked at the red leaf glory family and live better than themselves, began to unite together, asking Ye Rongrong to hand over this vegetable seed that can make everyone rich.

"Yes, everybody is on guard to see who is more patient. ”

……

The villagers were talking.

But everyone will not be so stupid to stand at the door, some people moved chairs from home to sit, and some people found a few mahjong tables and everyone began to rub mahjong.

It's very leisurely, for the villagers, blocking the door of Ye Glory's house is not a tiring job.

Some people are playing mahjong, some are playing cards, some are chatting, and there are even people who sleep on their chairs.

Anyway, these villagers used the open space in front of the fence wall of Ye Rongrong's house as an entertainment venue.

It's just that these villagers didn't notice that there were many birds flying above their heads.

"Is it raining?"

"What is this?"

A few villagers who were rubbing mahjong suddenly felt as if they had been hit by the rain on their bodies and heads, and before the villagers could see their bodies, the mahjong table was already full of black things.

"It's bird poop. ”

One of the villagers reacted and shouted.

Why is there so much bird in the sky!

The villagers looked their heads up at the sky, only to see that their heads were full of all kinds of birds, constantly pooping downward.

Almost all the villagers were hit by bird droppings, and the stench was terrible.

"Where do you get so many birds?"

Ye Tianren said incomprehensibly. It's just that it's okay if he doesn't open his mouth, and when he opens his mouth, a few lumps of dense bird feces rain fall into his mouth.

"...... Uproar"

Ye Tianren hurriedly spit out the bird feces in his mouth, but some of them were already stuck to his tongue, and he couldn't spit it out no matter how he vomited, and he felt a foul smell in his mouth.

"Run!"

One villager couldn't stand it anymore, and his whole head and body were full of bird droppings, which made the villager go crazy and quickly ran away.

If he didn't run again, the villager suspected that he was going to be drowned in the stinking bird droppings.

If one person runs away, naturally everyone will follow suit, at this time, who cares about squatting at the door of Ye Rongrong's house, if he doesn't run, this bird can smoke everyone to death.

Soon, at the door of the fence wall of Ye Rongrong's house, which was still very lively, there was now no one of the villagers, and all of them ran out.

Seeing that these villagers had run away, the birds that had gathered in the air and suppressed a large area of black pressure had also dispersed.

"Brother Glory, is this like this?"

Pan Chengchen, who was hiding in Weng Tao's wooden house on the fence wall, was stunned by the scene in front of him.

It's amazing where so many birds fly from and on these villagers who are stuck outside the fence wall.

"Husband, is this what you call a good show?"

At this time, Liu Jingqing also came back to his senses and asked his man.

As for the villagers who were sprayed by the birds, Liu Jingqing did not pity them at all, they could shamelessly surround their own doors, and they deserved to be sprayed by the birds.

"Yes, these people dare to block our door, let's not be polite to them. Ye Rongrong nodded and said.

"Brother Glory, you haven't sued me yet, what's going on, where did so many birds come from, and they still on these villagers in such an organized manner?"

Pan Chengchen looked at Ye Rongrong curiously again and asked. Now Pan Chengchen is really curious about where he, the mysterious brother of glory, came from to greet so many birds, and how he managed to make so many birds listen to him.

"It's all thanks to 'Wenwen' and 'Sakura', and these birds are all gathered by them. Ye Rongrong said with a smile.

It turned out that the solution that Ye Rongrong thought of was to let these birds spray these villagers with bird droppings and let them evacuate.

To do this, of course, you can't do without the two little guys "Wenwen" and "Sakura", Ye Rongrong handed over this task to these two little guys.

"Wenwen" and "Sakura" began to gather their friends and spray guano on the villagers outside the fence wall.

I don't know if I often eat the insects in the vegetable field planted by Ye Rongrong's family, but also affected by the "plant advanced nutrient solution", these birds who often eat insects in Ye Rongrong's field are also much smarter than ordinary birds.

"Wenwen, Sakura. ”

Pan Chengchen was surprised, Pan Chengchen had been in Ye Rongrong's house for so long, of course he knew that there were two strange birds in Ye Rongrong's house, a beautiful and excessively colorful bird "Wenwen", and a parrot "Sakura" who could speak human words and was very spiritual.

It's just that Pan Chengchen never expected that the spectacular scene just now was dominated by these two little guys.

It's simply incredible.

Ye Rongrong's animals, they are really going against the sky.

Pan Chengchen couldn't help but think.

"Husband, do you think those villagers will still come?" asked Liu Jingqing.

"I guess so. ”

Ye Rongrong thought for a while and said. In recent years, many people have given up for money, and the scene just now will only temporarily scare off these villagers, and after a while, these villagers will come to block their doors again.

"Wealth moves people's hearts", but it is not so simple to say.

"So, what about that?"

Hearing that those villagers would also block their own doors, Liu Jingqing didn't know what to do, after all, he couldn't let these birds every day, those words, the villagers were not smoked to death, and they were going to die of disgust.

You must know that Liu Jingqing has a cleanliness problem.

"Don't worry, if they dare to come again, your man has a way to deal with them. Ye Rongrong said.

"Brother Glory, what's the solution, won't it be another bird, don't want this, it stinks to death. Pan Chengchen said.

"Confidential!"

Ye Rongrong shook his head and said.

"Husband, what should I do with this land in front of me?"

Liu Jingqing frowned and looked at the clearing in front of the fence wall full of bird droppings, and said to Ye Rongrong.

"Weng Tao, Xiaoshi'er, a few of you will clean the ground in front of this fence wall in the afternoon. "Ye Rongrong, the shopkeeper who shook his hands, is the commander.

"Okay, boss. ”

Weng Tao replied, although there are a lot of bird droppings on the road ahead, if you wash them with a faucet, you can quickly rinse them off.

……

In the evening, the "Open Source Hotel", which was in operation, ushered in a group of uninvited guests.

"We are the county food ~ drug ~ supervision and management department, we received a report that the vegetables used in your hotel have added special harmful substances to the human body, and we now require you to immediately stop supplying these vegetables and seal the results of the test. ”

A leader of the county's food ~ drug ~ supervision and management department rushed directly to the back kitchen of the "Open Source Hotel" with his personnel and directly sealed the vegetables placed in the back kitchen of Zài.

"Director Wang, are you mistaken, our vegetables are green vegetables, and we have never used any pesticides and fertilizers, where do the harmful substances come from? ”

There was such a big thing in the back kitchen, and Yang Hua, as the person in charge of the hotel, of course, immediately came to the back kitchen of the hotel from the top office building.

"Whether there are harmful substances added, this is the test results of the relevant institutions, but it is not up to you and me. Deputy Director Wang said.

In fact, Deputy Director Wang doesn't want to come here, after all, the background of this "Open Source Hotel" is also very strong, of course, if you can't be offended, you can't be offended.

It's just that this matter is not what he says, it is the director's order, plus the red envelopes given by other hotels to Deputy Director Wang, which makes him excited, so he personally led the team to seal the vegetables of the "Open Source Hotel".

"Director Wang, let's go upstairs to talk about something, there is no need to seal these vegetables, the guests outside are still waiting." ”

Yang Hua said. What kind of report, Yang Hua knew with his ass that it must have been his peers who sued his hotel.

As for this Deputy Director Wang, Yang Hua knew that he must have received a lot of benefits, otherwise he would not have personally led the team to investigate his hotel.

It's just that they sealed the vegetables in the hotel and didn't let them be used, which had a big impact on the "Open Source Hotel".

You must know that many guests outside have ordered these vegetables in advance, and if they are not served, these vegetables will be sealed, which is really difficult to explain.

In addition, the director of the food ~ drug ~ supervision and management department Wang said that the vegetables used in his hotel contain a substance that is harmful to the human body, which has too much impact on the open source hotel.

If you don't get it right, you can make the reputation of the "Open Source Hotel" fall to the ground.

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