After squeezing in, Mr. Feng asked what the wand was doing, and the wand, who had never made a sound, said to Mr. Feng: "Feng XX, do you love men or women?" Everyone looked at Mr. Feng, which made him very embarrassed, and some onlookers also whispered, saying that these two must be a gay couple, maybe the surname Feng is still bisexual, so his male partner is angry. Mr. Feng was furious, went up and tore off the wooden card, and told the wand to leave quickly, otherwise he would call the police. But the wand smiled and said I didn't break any laws, so why should you call the police. Mr. Feng said that you deliberately slandered my reputation, haven't you broken the law, but the wand said calmly I didn't say how you are, I only asked if you love men or women, there is nothing wrong with this.

Mr. Feng had no choice but to call the building security guard to take the wand away. Temporarily, the wand was still shouting: "Do you love men or women?" Think about it, all of us have to think about it......" Back in the conference room, the boss asked Mr. Feng what was going on, and Mr. Feng had to say that he was a performance artist he had met at the sorority before, but he didn't expect to find the company to mess around. Since then, there have been rumors in the company that Feng is always gay, and he has a relationship with the performance artist called the magic wand, which makes Feng very depressed.

"No wonder you hate him so much!" I said, "and I'd have to beat him up." At this time, through the side door, I heard someone knocking on the roller shutter outside the store, and the voice of a magic wand calling Mr. Feng. I have to admire Mr. Feng's foresight, it must be Mr. Wand who came to borrow money, Mr. Feng signaled us not to make a sound, and drank tea with our heads bored. Within two minutes, the knock on the door was gone, and the angry voice of a strange man could be faintly heard, apparently a taxi driver. Just after drinking this pot of tea, Mr. Feng stood up, took me and Xiao Feng out of the back door, came out of the door of the community unit, and then came to the street through the small door on the other side of the road. It's a turn from the street where the Buddha card shop is, and Mr. Wand can't imagine that he is still outside looking forward to borrowing money from Mr. Feng, and we are already on the street.

Having dinner at a roast duck restaurant across the street, Xiao Feng said that Mr. Wand's masochistic way attracted attention, and he was not afraid of being crippled, and he was really sick. I said, "People have their own aspirations, maybe he is completely mentally normal, but the way of thinking about problems is different from everyone else!"

Xiao Feng shook his head, indicating that he couldn't understand.

Mr. Feng said: "If it is convenient for Boss Tian, he will stay in Beijing for a few more days, Lulu can go home at night, and you can make do with it in the store for a few nights. ”

"I hope it can be done," I replied with a smile, "After all, the thorn talisman charges more than the Buddha card, and we can both earn more, but I don't know if Xiao Feng will dislike me for sleeping in her bed." ”

Xiao Feng Lian said no, and asked Mr. Feng again: "Uncle, can you first take out two hundred yuan from the profits earned by that demon and find someone to dispose of the red paint of the Buddha card shop?" I'm afraid I won't be able to do it. ”

Mr. Feng said: "Tomorrow you go to a nearby building materials store and buy a bottle of banana water, which can dissolve paint." "Seeing Xiao Feng's bitter gourd appearance, I said don't wait for tomorrow, buy it now, let's dispose of the paint tonight, otherwise if you put it tomorrow, the store will not be able to open.

In the evening, Xiao Feng and I put on filter masks and used banana water to wipe all the red paint on the floor tiles and chair backs of the Buddha Shop, and all the doors and windows were fully open, but the pungent smell of paint was still there. Xiao Feng was about to cry, and I suddenly came up with an idea to ask her to go to the small supermarket and buy dozens of candles to sit on the floor tiles and light them at the same time. This is a matter of experience, although I don't understand the science, but I know that an open flame can consume a lot of odors in the air, such as paint smell, formaldehyde, odor after poop, etc. After closing the shop door and roller shutter again, I told Xiao Feng to go home and sleep with peace of mind, and went to the bedroom to lie down by himself, and opened the living room window to facilitate ventilation.

After a year and a half, I was lying in the bedroom of the Buddha shop, the last time I spent the night here, the bedroom was still separated, and Luo Li was lying next door, and now Luo Li has been married in Shenyang, but I am still single, running around the country.

The next morning, Xiao Feng entered the store through the back door, I was brushing my teeth, she rushed into the store first, sniffed for a long time, the smell was still some, but it was already very light, she was very happy, gave me a big hug, said I really helped her a lot. Sitting in the shop, I was thinking to myself how Mr. Wand survived the taxi driver's hurdle last night, he had no money on him, who did he borrow from? Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive, Xiao Feng got up from his chair, his expression was very nervous.

Someone pushed the door in, and it was Mr. Wand. However, he had changed into very clean clothes, and although they all looked old, the knife wounds on his forehead and face were still there. I thought to myself, Xiao Feng, you don't have to be too nervous, he didn't bring paint today. Sitting in the lounge area, Mr. Wand unhappily asked why we closed so quickly last night, and he knocked for a long time but no one answered.

"Oh, after you left, my uncle took me and Brother Tian to close the restaurant for dinner, is there anything wrong?" Xiao Feng explained with a smile. The two eyes looked at the wand in front of and behind him, for fear that he would bring some difficult chemical weapons to deal with.

The wand told us, "It's unfortunate that I accidentally soiled the taxi seat cushion last night, and the taxi driver refused to give me five hundred dollars." I didn't have the money to pay, so I told the driver that I could do a performance art on the side of the street and ask him to collect the money in two hours at most, and maybe I could get the money together. But he didn't agree, and he scolded people, so that I mistakenly thought that he knew me. ”

Xiao Feng didn't understand: "What do you mean?" The wand said that the driver said, "Are you a demon?", he thought that the driver had heard his name and was very happy, but the driver then scolded again, "Are you fucking a demon?", only to know that he was scolding people instead of recognizing himself.

Xiao Feng and I couldn't help laughing, and the wand sighed: "I dream that someone on the street can recognize me, even if you don't want to take a photo with me, at least point fingers at me!" Xiao Feng smiled and said that I will definitely know you on the street in the future, and the wand said that it is useless, the effect he wants is that there are people in the whole city of Beijing, and even in any city he goes.

"Then you're coming to the store today......" I asked. The wand said that he was thinking about the Yin Thorn Talisman. I am very happy to hear this, the thorn talisman charges at least 10,000, I can earn 4,000, even if the shipping price is 5,000 for selling Buddha cards, I still have to share the profits with the Buddha card shop, and I can't get much. Wand went on to say that he had originally planned to leave for Thailand in order to save 10,000 yuan, but he had a good idea and decided to let the Thai mage come to Beijing and make a thorn talisman for him personally.