Chapter 123: Be a director yourself

Liu Qifan didn't just say this paragraph, there are many more to come.

also joined feudal superstition, what age is it.

The dialogue is also not nutritious, and it incorporates so many messy jokes, which is really vulgar.

And the female ghost in you, what kind of thing, there is no sense of mystery, just this kind of setting, it's good not to let the audience laugh off their big teeth, and I want the audience to be afraid, since you can't make the audience afraid, can this still be called a ghost?

Even if you shoot this script, you will lose all your money.

Horror film horror movie, the reason why horror movies are called horror movies is because they are scary enough, if they are not scary, then how can they be called horror movies?

All in all, this script of yours is rotten! Very bad! Amazing!

……

saw Liu Qifan belittle the script he passed on to the point that it was worthless.

Xu Tian was happy.

It's really fun.

Hey, my boys!

Awesome Director Liu!

Do you know what script you're critiquing?

That's "Mr. Zombie......

Filmed in 1985, Hong Kong zombie films are the pinnacle of "psychedelic kung fu films"!

This medium-investment film, which cost a total of 8.5 million, collected more than 20 million at the box office when it was released in the 80s, making Lin Zhengying popular in one fell swoop, and since then it has set off a craze for zombie films, and more than a dozen follow-up works have been released in the following year alone. The setting of zombies in the film dressed in Qing Dynasty official uniforms and can only jump and jump is still imitated by many similar film and television films, which can be said to be a classic masterpiece that has been passed down for centuries.

Such a film with outstanding achievements actually made Liu Qifan, a self-proclaimed professional but eyeless old horseman, criticized incompletely?

Xu Tian really has nothing to say.

At this moment, he has decided not to cooperate with this kind of self-righteous garbage director with no vision.

Also the king of the box office, the famous director?

Originally, in order to win this director, who is known as the No. 1 director in Shanghua, Xu Tian swallowed his anger even if he was treated rudely, but now he finds that this old man is a melon skin!

Then there's nothing to worry about!

Xu Tian immediately began to talk on WeChat: I have nothing to say if you don't understand the subtleties of this film, but if you sell your despicable aesthetics and brainless prediction so high-profilely, it is your parents' mistake!

Liu Qifan: What are you talking about? What do you call my parents' fault?

Xu Tian: Your parents gave birth to you and raised such an eyeless thing, that's wrong, it's a big mistake.

Liu Qifan: You scolded me?

Xu Tian: Which dog did you see me scolding you?

Liu Qifan: Young people, I don't know how thick the sky is!

I don't know why, when Xu Tian saw the sentence "I don't know the height of the sky", he felt a great irony.

Xu Tian: Say that the script of "Mr. Zombie" is rotten? Is there anyone in this world who knows more than you Liu Qifan? Do you understand the market? I think you are just a straw bag!

Liu Qifan: I'm too lazy to reason with you!

Xu Tian: Yo yo yo yo is still on the shelf, big director? You have a bullshit ability, I guess today it is all based on your family background, right?

Liu Qifan: How could Lin Jianguo introduce people like you?

Xu Tian: I also wonder how he could know such a fool as you. can only say that he is too close to the people, and he makes friends with everything, and it doesn't matter whether he is a person or a dog.

Saying that what we have created is not good, even if it is not our original, it is also a classic work of a generation of people on the earth, how can you criticize this thing that you don't know anything?

Liu Qifan didn't reply again, and Xu Tian didn't bother to bird him anymore, so he took a screenshot of the chat record he sent about criticizing the script of "Mr. Zombie" to prevent future troubles, and then > him Afraid of banning?

Once you break the director, you can still stand up to the sky, right?

When he started scolding, Xu Tian was already ready that the surnamed Liu would use his influence to settle accounts after the autumn, and when the time came, let the audience wait and see how he Xu Daxian showed his magical powers.

Then the next day, Xu Tian saw such a news headline on the Internet: The well-known director Liu Qifan returned to China yesterday and had a heart attack while living alone in the hotel......

On the evening of July 14th, the well-known director Liu Qifan had a heart attack and collapsed in the hotel room because he could not find the medicine in time.

Liu Qifan, a famous director in Shanghai, has directed ......

Xu Tian was dumbfounded when he saw this news.

Isn't it, a heart attack, did it make me angry?

What to do, so guilty and uncomfortable, Xu Tian commented with a heavy heart, and commented four words under the news content: Go all the way.

He just posted this comment, and then someone replied below: The buddy upstairs, his mouth is very poisonous, and he is not dead yet.

It is definitely unrealistic to find Liu Qifan, so the question is, who are you going to find to make this film?

Xu Tian thought for a full second before coming to a conclusion.

"Forget it, I'll direct and act by myself. ”

So from this day on, Xu Tian made up for his directorial knowledge and bought a bunch of books on the Internet, such as "Fundamentals of Film Script Writing", "From Idea to Screen - Film Lens Design", "Speaking with Eyes - Principles and Applications of Image Vision", "Introduction to Film Lenses", "Complete Handbook of Director's Creation", "Sound Bible", all of them, and then took a concentrated look, and once again mastered all the relevant knowledge with Yuanshen's excellent memory.

In fact, it is not too easy for an excellent person like him to master some theoretical knowledge, the key is that he still remembers every scene and every shot of those movies, and when the time comes, he has no experience, so he can copy it strictly in accordance with the original.

So directing this matter is indeed not a difficult thing for him.

If you want to do it, and you have money on hand, Xu Tian began to do it immediately.

The most important thing in making a movie is to have a formed script, and then there must be a suitable actor, Xu Tian's top priority now is to contact the celebrity's agent through major economic websites or Weibo to discuss business cooperation.

But he is just a newly learned amateur director - amateur means nothing special, just an ordinary person, no fame and no works, a completely blank slate, if you want to find a big-name star to cooperate, you have to face a very real problem: not trusted.

That's why he racked his brains to find a famous director before, after all, people's ready-made reputation is there, and if he wants to find some big-name stars, isn't it a response?

Soon he found out that in fact, this matter was indeed not as easy as he thought.