Chapter 185: Save the Master
Lao Tianqi said: "Of course, you are a puppy. ”
The yellow skin still didn't dare to come out: "I'...... I don't believe you. ”
Lao Tianqi said: "Hey, don't come out and pull it down." The best plum blossom wine, coupled with an old beard, can nourish yin and yang, nourish qi and nourish the kidneys, and there will be no store in this village. ”
As he spoke, Lao Tianqi pulled me and turned around to leave.
The yellow skin was a little tempted: "Wait for Lao Tianqi, your beard is soaked in wine, can it really aphrodisiac?"
Lao Tianqi said: "That's not. It is guaranteed that you will be immortal in one sip and conquer your ten ladies. ”
Huang Pizi said: "That...... Well, I'll believe you for once. ”
With that, the yellow-skinned man walked out of the lair slowly.
Who knew that the yellow man had just seen me, and he suddenly became nervous again: "Lao Tianqi, who is he?"
Lao Tianqi said: "My friend, come to me for a drink." It's not that the two of them are not lively, so I am looking for you to accompany the drink. ”
Huang Pizi nodded thoughtfully: "You lead the way in front, let's go." ”
Lao Tian Qi swaggered forward.
And I have an extra heart, and the corner of my eye keeps glancing at the yellow skin.
Because I found that the yellow skin was very nervous and wary of me, and I was worried that it would sneak away.
Sure enough, as soon as we turned around, the yellow-skinned man was about to burrow back into the cave.
Without saying a word, I stepped on the tail of the yellow skin.
In this way, its tail gagged its butt and it couldn't fart anymore.
Huang Pizi screamed in pain: "You let go of me, cunning human." ”
After Lao Tianqi learned that Huang Pizi was about to slip away, he was immediately furious: "Yellow bullshit, you want to release my pigeon again." ”
"Thankfully, my friend is more cunning than you and didn't let you run. ”
Huang Pizi said angrily: "Get out, I just forgot to say hello to my ten beautiful wives, I want to go back and say hello to them and go back." “
Lao Tian Qi snorted coldly: "I want to be deceived again, I won't be fooled." Go, follow me. ”
As he spoke, Lao Tian Qiyi lifted the tail of the yellow skin.
Huang Pizi wanted to cry without tears: "Lao Tianqi, are you the fucking demon pill that you want to take away from me again?" ”
Lao Tianqi said: "Nonsense, you are kind enough to treat it as a donkey's liver and lungs, who wants to take your demon pill." ”
Huang Pizi said: "There are two demon pills on this person, what is the demon pill that was not taken away? I think you are going to take my demon pill." ”
I laughed and said, "So it's because of this." My demon pill was voluntarily passed on to me by the yellow eel spirit and the cat spirit. They didn't live long, and they couldn't let go of their own clan, so they gave me the demon pill and asked me to manage the clan on their behalf. ”
Huang Pizi questioned, "Really?"
I nodded, "Of course it's true." ”
Huang Pizi said thoughtfully: "That...... Well, I believe you. Lao Tianqi, let me go, I won't run away. ”
Lao Tianqi put down the yellow skin and said, "You'd better not run." I can tell you, my house ......."
"Phew, you eat soft rice, is that your house, that's the house of the old mountain ginseng. Huang Pizi argued.
Lao Tianqi continued: "Okay, okay, what you say is what you say. Let me tell you, there are also beautiful women from the country who are beautiful and fragrant in the old mountain ginseng mansion. If you kid has the ability to hook up with one or two, it's no better than your ladies. ”
Huang Pizi's eyes instantly emitted a cloud of green light: "You...... Are you serious? Are there really a lot of beautiful women?"
Lao Tianqi said: "Don't worry, I won't be a human being if I lie to you." ”
Huang Pizi: "You are not a human being. ”
Lao Tian Qi: "......"
When we came to the foot of the mountain, Huang Pizi waved his hand and said, "Two of you, let one go." ”
Lao Tianqi immediately pulled me out of the distance.
Just when I was confused, Huang Pizi's body shook and released a big stinky fart.
The yellow stinky fart mist surrounded it, and it was impossible to see its shape.
I was so frightened that I wanted to rush forward, fearing that the yellowskin would run away.
But the old ginseng stopped me: "Don't worry about it, it can't run away." ”
When the stinky fart disappeared, I could clearly see that the yellow skin had turned into a human form.
It was an image of a white-faced scholar holding a feather fan and wearing an ancient scholar's robe.
Huang Pizi bent down slightly at us, and said elegantly: "How about the two of you look at this child's skin?"
Lao Tianqi smiled dumbly: "I said that you are not a lewd old man, how did you become this little white face." ”
Huang Pizi glanced at Lao Tian Qi: "Roll the calf, you are a lewd old man." ”
And I'm speechless, this yellow skin is really ready to pick up girls.
The three of us climbed along the mountain wall to a cave halfway up the mountain.
When Huang Pizi saw the three of Quan Ling, his eyes suddenly glowed green, and all of them flowed out.
He said to Lao Tianqi excitedly: "It's really a national color, thank you, Lao Tianqi." ”
He wiped a handful of halas, respectfully walked in front of the three Quan Ling, and politely said: "Three young ladies, this son is polite." ”
The three girls all looked at Huang Pizi inexplicably: "Who are you, you are." ”
Huang Pizi said: "This son is the seventh neighbor of Lao Tian and a lupper layman. ”
"Feather fan layman?" the little fifth sister said in surprise: "Your surname is jade?"
Huang Pizi smiled dumbly: "The young lady misunderstood, the lupin layman, it is the name given to me by the people." In fact, I took the creation of heaven and earth, took the essence of the sun and the moon, and cultivated into the spirit of immortals. ”
Lao Tian Qi scolded with a smile: "Phew, you are a yellow skin, why are you an elf." ”
Huang Pizi scolded: "Lao Tianqi, you don't want to talk nonsense. Ben Gongzi has been practicing for decades, and he has already changed his life against the sky and jumped out of the animal path. ”
"Little sister, it is fate for you and me to meet today, I wonder if you are interested in having a drink with my son?"
The little fifth sister looked at me resentfully: "Brother-in-law, someone is digging your corner, you don't care." ”
I had already been scorched by this yellow skin, so I hurriedly walked up and grabbed him to the wine table: "Don't talk nonsense, I asked you to drink, not to ask you to talk nonsense." ”
Lao Tianqi took his treasured plum blossom wine, soaked a hair in it, and the three of us drank it bitterly.
While drinking, Huang Pizi sneakily peeked at the three Quan Ling, with an obscene look.
"Good wine with beautiful people, wonderful, beautiful. ”
I really can't stand it, this woman who molests me in public is unbearable.
But I still have to ask for it, and it's inconvenient to do anything to him, so I just glanced at the little fifth sister.
The fifth little sister immediately understood what I meant, hurriedly walked up, and looked at Huang Pizi with a shy face: "Brother Huang, come here, my sister has a few whispers to tell you." ”
Huang Pizi's face turned crimson excitedly, and he drank all the wine in the cup: "Sister, this son is here." ”
The little fifth sister led Huang Pizi to the compartment deep in the cave, and Quan Ling and Wushuang also followed.
A few minutes later, Huang Pizi walked out with a big bag on his head and a sad face.
Lao Tianqi couldn't hold it back, holding his stomach and laughing.
Huang Pizi was so depressed that he couldn't help but drink two more glasses, borrowing wine to kill his sorrows, and it didn't take long for him to get drunk.
I saw that the time was ripe, so I happily patted Huang Pizi on the shoulder: "Brother Huang, you can't do this, I've only drunk a few glasses and got drunk." ”
Huang Pizi was not convinced, and quibbled: "Don't talk nonsense." This son has practiced for more than ten years, won the creation of heaven and earth, and took the essence of the sun and the moon, and has already achieved positive results. As far as I know, no one in our clan has yet reached the realm of this son. ”
"You just brag about it. I deliberately provoked him: "I think you probably haven't even cultivated the demon pill." Look at me, I haven't been practicing for ten years, and I have two demon pills. ”
As I spoke, I spit out the demon pill of the cat demon clan and showed it off in front of it.
Huang Pizi looked at the demon pill with a mocking face, and laughed proudly: "You took this demon pill by force, and you have no life source power, so you can't conceive it, it's really unsightly." ”
I smiled: "What's so funny, it's as if your demon pill has the power of life origin." ”
The little fifth sister also added fuel and vinegar and said: "Don't listen to that yellow skin nonsense, I don't think it even has a demon pill." ”
was despised by the beauty, and Huang Pizi was immediately annoyed, and tried his best to prove his innocence in front of the beauty.
It opened its mouth and spit out its own demon pill: "Look, look, does Lao Tzu's demon pill have a life source?"
As soon as it spit out the demon pill, I reached out and grabbed it and threw it to Lao Tianqi: "Let's start." ”
Lao Tian Qi excitedly held the yellow-skinned demon pill and walked towards the inner compartment.
It was only at this time that Huang Pizi knew that he had been deceived.
It was almost mad, screaming and screaming and pounced on Lao Tianqi, but was dodged by Lao Tianqi.
Huang Pizi simply hugged Lao Tianqi's legs and didn't let him go: "Give me the Demon Pill, you shameless people, return my Demon Pill......"
lost the demon pill, and the cultivation of the yellow skin was lost, and it slowly turned into its original form and became an ordinary yellow skin.
Despite this, it still held Lao Tianqi's leg and did not let go.
It didn't threaten Lao Tianqi at all, and Lao Tianqi didn't care about it, let it hold his legs, and walked into the compartment.
Huang Pizi watched Lao Tian Qi throw the demon pill into the rootless water, and let out a miserable whining sound, extremely sad.
I hurriedly walked up to watch the demon pill, and Lao Tian Qi comforted Huang Pizi: "Yellow bullshit, don't call it, I'm just borrowing your demon pill." Rest assured, it will definitely be returned to you. ”
Where is the yellow skin willing to listen, he will bite Lao Tianqi when he opens his mouth.
Lao Tian Qi kicked the yellow skin away.
After the yellow-skinned demon pill was thrown into the rootless water, it immediately released a white mist, and I could feel the rich energy fluctuations on the white mist.
That should be the source of the life of the demon pill.
The source of life then dissolved in the rootless water, and the rootless water, which was originally blue, turned milky white at this time, which was very wonderful.
When the life origin of the demon pill was almost released, Lao Tianqi hurriedly took out the demon pill and instructed Lao Shanshen: "Wife, go and save people." ”
Lao Shan Ginseng opened his mouth and drank the rootless water into his stomach, and walked straight to my master.