Sun Buqi put down the phone, thought about it again, and felt that he should call home to report his safety.

Thanks to the "Village-to-Village Project" in Qilu Province, the government has installed landlines for every household free of charge, and the Sun family is also a beneficiary of this policy, which has made people who spent thousands of yuan on the initial installation of telephones a few years ago very angry.

Although it has been 13 years, in 2017, the landline has long been no longer in use, and it has been down and cancelled for a few years;

Not long after, my mother's familiar voice came and asked softly: "Son, how is it lately, are you short of money again?" You wait for two days, and your father's salary will be paid immediately! The price of our family's grain has also been negotiated, and we are waiting for the grain dealers to come and pull the goods......

In 2004, the salaries of teachers in rural schools were seriously in arrears, and my grandfather's salary had been delayed for more than half a year, and the school only paid one or two hundred living expenses a month. Fortunately, the Sun family lives in the town, and the family still has land, so they can grow some vegetables and food to supplement the family.

Even after thirteen years, my mother's words of concern have never changed in any way!

At this time, Sun Buqi was already in tears, but he forcibly suppressed his feelings and comforted: "Mom, I have enough money, make a phone call, just to greet you." How are you and your father's health? How is my brother's health, you should go to the hospital for a physical examination as soon as possible......"

The grandmother snatched the words and scolded, "Your father and I are only in our 40s, and we are in good health! Your brother is alive and kicking, where do you need to go to the hospital? You are really unreliable as an elder brother, how can you curse your brother for getting sick? If there is nothing to do, you will call home less in the future." Remember to eat and dress well, don't be reluctant to eat or wear. ”

My mother was distressed about the long-distance phone bill, and when she spoke, her eyes were always fixed on the call time, always pinching for 58 or 9 seconds, and she hung up the phone quickly.

The grandmother seemed to suddenly remember another thing, and said anxiously: "The poverty certificate you want is a bit of a problem now, and the village will not give a stamp;

At the end of the freshman year, the school informs poor students that they can apply for student loans, but the bank needs a series of materials, including a poverty certificate issued by the village committee and the town government.

In his previous life, his grandfather went to the village to issue a certificate, but was rejected by the village committee, on the grounds that the other party had a regular job, and Sun Buqi did not meet the conditions for poor students at all.

The village chief's family and the Sun family have not "talked" for more than ten years because of the dispute over the homestead, and now they have seized the opportunity, of course, they have to deliberately make things difficult.

Sun Buqi did not get a poverty certificate, but he was knocked on the side by counselor Peng Xuesheng. He compared the poverty certificate opened by his classmates, and carved a carrot medal privately.

The bank's auditors are routine, do not conduct random inspections, and listen to the opinions of the school. Sun Buqi's fake documents also followed suit, and he successfully got the student loan, and then he successfully completed his studies and paid off the loan within the specified time.

Grandfather and the village chief quarreled a few times, but it was useless, which also inspired Sun Buqi's determination to enter politics.

After graduating, Sun Buqi entered the city government office, and the dispute with the village chief's family was resolved "amicably".

I heard that the son of the old Sun family became a "big official" of the city government. The village chief asked the town mayor to be a middle-aged person, personally came to apologize, personally toasted and softened his grandfather, who had always looked down on him, and took the initiative to give up the overoccupied homestead.

Sun Buqi made a hard note in his heart, he was incapable before, so his father suffered for a few more years. When he goes home this time during the winter vacation, he must call back in person, so that the village chief can't eat and walk around!

"Nothing to worry about the proof of poverty, you two, that thing is indispensable. In order to appease the hearts of his parents, Sun Buqi told a white lie.

Sun Buqi used to obey his mother's orders, pinching and watching the time to make long-distance calls, but today he finally "willful" once, and chatted with his parents for a while.

The call lasted more than 9 minutes and 40 seconds, and after his grandmother's repeated reminders, hints, and orders, Sun Buqi reluctantly hung up the phone. If you call too much, your mother will be more distressed about the phone bill, which is not filial piety, but adding to the blockage.

In 2004, a 30 yuan phone card was sold for 31 yuan, and it could only make a long-distance call of 50 minutes at most, and a special number segment should be added in front, such as dialing 12593 or 17968 first;

Of course, these "common sense" of later generations are all top secrets at this stage, and the person who sells the card will never tell the customer, and the person who calls is too troublesome and sometimes bothered to add it.

Sun Buqi reluctantly hung up the phone, and the roommates let go of their voices; in the collective life of the university, everyone has formed a consensus, when friends are on the phone, especially when they are on the phone with their families and girlfriends, others should not talk loudly and make some strange sounds.

Ah Dao proudly showed off, "SD, I can understand what you and your family say in your hometown." I'm so smart, I seem to have mastered another dialect!"

He has been learning the vernacular from Apo and them, but his tongue is too big and too thick, and he is always ridiculed for speaking "Fujian-style vernacular".

Sun Buqi's roommates come from all over the world, including Ah Dao, who speaks Hokkien, Liang Yong, who speaks the local Qiongzhou dialect, more precisely, Wenchang dialect, and Ah Po and Ah Yong, who are vernacular.

The vernacular spoken by Apo is closer to the Gui-style vernacular, and Ayong speaks the South China Sea vernacular. The two dislike each other, and both say that each other's vernacular is not authentic;

But when Sun Buqi heard the girls in Yangcheng in his class speak the authentic vernacular in a subdued and frustrated manner, he showed a disgusted expression towards the two. He will be joined by the two again and will be subjected to a strong personal attack.

After Sun Buqi hung up the phone, he let go of his psychological burden, was in a good mood, and joked with his roommate, "Ah Dao, I'll teach you a secret of learning northern dialect." If you learn this tongue twister, Mandarin is qualified. Listen up: fertilizers volatile!"

Ah Dao is very curious and wants to participate in everything, but most of them are three-minute heat. He came to Sun Buqi's side with a smile and whispered two tongue twisters, which caused the dormitory to laugh, only to know that he had been tricked by the other party.

Ah Dao glared angrily at Sun Buqi, spit out a string of classic national curses, waved his sleeves, turned around and left.

Sun Buqi fell into the well and said loudly: "Ah Dao, don't go, don't go!" If I dislike this sentence is too simple, I still have a slightly difficult sentence, such as "Black fertilizer will be gray, gray fertilizer will be black." ", or "black fertilizer volatilization ash will fly, ash fertilizer volatilization black will fly flowers". Really, none of this is hard to learn, so you can try again. ”

Ah Dao turned around, raised two middle fingers at Sun Buqi, who had a sincere face, and muttered in a low voice, "You Central Plains people, your conscience is really bad!"

There is no distinction between "H" and "F" in FJ's words, so later generations of FJ people are often ridiculed as Hu Jianren; because of the reason that the language is not good for communication, since the middle of the Ming Dynasty, it has always been the land of Fujian, which has been a strong province in the imperial examination, and there has never been a university scholar or the first assistant.

Ah Dao is the pistachio of the dormitory, although he is tall and big, but his mind is very simple, everyone likes to joke with him, he is not brainy, even if he is angry, it is after three or five minutes, the anger disappears. His home is in the Wuyi Mountain Tea District, and he provides all the tea leaves in the dormitory, although few students like to drink tea.