The author has something to say: a very, very bad cold

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Well, shut up, angels, demons, and otherworldly creatures. I know you're salivating over me, and in fact I don't like my position as a top food on your edible menu. But now that this miserable situation cannot be changed, please remember that I am your teacher, and the course of common knowledge and skills necessary for life in the human world is an important professional course for you, if you can't get a pass from me, your entry into the human world will be infinitely resigned, believe me, a dead teacher can't issue you a passing certificate in your stomach.

In addition, you will have three weeks to go before you have an internship in human life. At the end of your internship you will be sealed, and you will spend a year in a "human" body without any magic, magic or supernatural powers. At this point, I think you should know how important this course is to you, and I hope you will listen carefully in the following lessons, and I want to emphasize that even if you don't listen to the words of the poor agent who wants to trouble me, a poor agent, because you don't know the common sense, ---- me. Yes. Not. Often. Not. Often. Target. Bear. Gas.

You won't like that, I promise.

Okay, let's start the lecture. (Thaddeus, I know what you want to ask, I've already talked about the conversion of the magic calendar of the week and the year last time, if you listen carefully, you should know how to convert, if you have already deserted, go back to the appendix at the back of the textbook.) ）

Today we are going to talk about the clothing of the human world, including hats, shoes and hair accessories, etc., the most important of which is the clothing you wear in the human world. One of the things I want to emphasize is that all human beings are divided into males and females, and their genders are not interchangeable due to development/estrus/personal preference/moon waxing, so after entering the human realm, please ---. No. Want. Follow. Convenient. Disorderly. Wear. Clothing. Wear!

(Especially you, Thaddeus, if you let me see your picture from the Transvestite Lovers Association or the Shemale Moms website, I'll ask for your human residence permit to be revoked, and I will.) ）

Generally speaking, it is not easy for men and women to confuse their clothing, but for most demons, pantsuit is safer, even if a demon with female characteristics wears pants by mistake, humans will not make a fuss, but muscular demons, please note that if you are not in Scotland, please do not wear skirts. I've sent the projection gems for skirts and pants to your lair through the teleportation array, so please be careful to check them out.

Among the common items used to enter the human realm, a long black coat is very important, especially for vampire demons, a long black coat can not only provide them with cover, but also greatly relieve their nervous anxiety caused by the foreign body covering. This coat can be purchased in tailor-made workshops, haute couture counters, department stores, supermarkets and street stalls. And most crucially, this long black coat is easier to wear than a shirt and has a lot of coverage, as long as you cover your neckline, you can go out without underwear in case of an emergency (I know that elastic underwear and panties are quite a nuisance for you guys, I'll explain this in more detail later)

However, please note that if you are not wearing underwear, please do not let go of your shirt due to nervousness as soon as you go to a crowded place.

(Yes, Thaddeus, I'm talking about you, please remember, I will never go to the police station again to bail you out, don't quibble, your behavior is called exhibitionism in the world.) It's as bad as showing your seventh tail in front of a Mikaramamon.................. The classmate next to you please help pull its head out of the ground, thank you)

However, during your internship, because your abilities are sealed, I would recommend that your clothing be a loose cotton t-shirt, preferably a dozen with you when you go out. These garments are cheap (considering your poor internship period), they can be quickly replaced even if they are torn by you in the process of wearing, and they are more popular in the human world and do not easily attract the attention of humans. I would like to emphasize that your clothes in the world should not be modified without permission after I have approved them---

(Thaddeus, even if you like jewelry, please don't sew rubies on the back of a McDonald's advertising shirt, and the 666 demon array you put is not able to "deter" human beings, yes, I know, but egg-sized rubies are very precious things in the world, and the weight of the other two hundred gems is enough to tear human clothes into several pieces, your behavior has violated the code, I will not tolerate you a second time...... I would appreciate your cooperation)

Speaking of which, cotton T-shirts have greatly improved the hidden activities of demons and angels in the human world. You must know that when His Excellency Louis infiltrated Japan during the Heian period, he once cried three Alice Tsukiki over nearly 30 kilograms of fabric. Compared to him, you have already received the blessings of both the demon god and the god, and the texture of the cotton cloth is relatively light, as I said earlier, it can minimize the nervous tension after your skin is covered by foreign objects. I know that most of you who are sitting here have been covered with magic as the outermost protective shell since childhood, and when you have to eliminate the protective shell in the human world under the requirements of the law, and cover your body with the kind of cloth that has no protective power, you will more or less produce anxiety, nervousness, and mania. A special trick is to use a small amount of magic to penetrate the fibers of the cotton cloth (of course, this requires that your t-shirt must be made of natural cotton), and then your skin will have the illusion that it is still wrapped in a magic case, and its uneasiness will be greatly reduced. At this point, please use Thaddeus's stupid 666 Demon Array as a counterexample, and try to avoid similar mistakes.

So, let's focus on wearing underwear. Alright guys, don't wail, your voices will have a life-weakening effect on me, and if you don't want to get a lot of homework for my bad temper, then shut up.

Ah, if you don't mind, can you hand me the underwear for teaching?

Thanks, Zoya.

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May I ask a little bit what these fragments are?

Oh okay I see, I know you're a good boy to work for, but next time please don't suddenly revert to your original shape when you're wearing human clothes, you can put a small protective spell on top of your clothes when you want to do your homework, yes, it will help...... Oh, no, don't worry about Thaddeus, I don't think anyone in the whole demon world will put the 'strong as iron' panties on their head and then have the corners of their head strangled by the panties when they return to their original shape.

Shut up, Thaddeus, and ask me to remind you how many times in class I have emphasized that those two smaller holes are not for your horns?! When you're in the human realm, you're going to be human, human, and formal!Don't worry about your horns!Yes, no!!! even if it's comfortable, your head is strong enough not to worry about catching a cold, so you don't have to put your panties on your head to keep warm!!

… God, if your father knows that you will kill me if you put your panties on your head and fight the angel legions, please, just shut up, okay, about the panties and your migraine we'll talk about it after class.

Ah, I'm sorry, where did we just go? Don't cry, please don't cry, I have spare materials, really, believe me, it's okay, you can go back to your seat. Also, could you please get rid of these tear trees in the classroom? I don't think there are any other students besides you who can help get rid of these little ones...... Thank you.

Okay, next, please listen carefully, this time there is only one set of presentation materials, I can't explain it more than once, students who want to take notes can now open the record gem.

Are you ready, then...... Thaddeus, do you have any questions?

Yes, it's my personal belongings, right...... Does it have anything to do with what we teach?

…… I won't give it to you even if I swallow it, don't dream about it!And you've been stripped of the right to speak next, and if you say anything more, I'll report it to your father immediately, and you may be able to get your pass in the next hell.

It's so much better.

Ahem, classmates, pay attention, do you see this underwear? It is made of a stretchy white fabric, of course, this is only the most basic, there are many materials made of underwear in the world, polyester, cotton, etc., of course, here I personally recommend the cotton underwear, as I said just now, underwear and underwear are the clothes closest to your body when you are in the world, whether it is as a magic penetration or for your poor human account, ordinary black, white and gray cotton underwear will be your best choice, there is a place on the list of necessary items you carry when you go to the world, but the amount on the list is slightly unreasonable。 Can someone answer me why?

Oh, Zoya, please.

Yes, when you first entered the human world, due to the lag reaction of the magic fading, you would have scrapped many pairs of underwear in the first period of time due to the conflict between the human body and the magic remaining outside the seal, according to the feedback of previous students, during that time you would tear between twelve and thirty pairs of underwear almost every morning, and the time it took you to adapt to the human body was about twenty days, the human calendar. It is easy to see that twenty dozen panties on the list are completely insufficient. 166 Reading Network