Chapter Twenty-Nine: Fake Drama and Real Singing
"Stop, stop, I don't dare. Lu Li knew how powerful Ye Zi was, and hurriedly said.
"Don't you dare?" Ye Zi looked at Lu Li with his mouth open.
"Don't dare, really don't dare. ”
"Lu Li, let me ask you, what did you say to the group of people at the door, and they let you go. At that time, I looked at them in a daze, as if they were afraid of you. ”
"Hehe, what else can I say. I'll just say we're victims. Of course, Lu Li would not tell the truth. He used the Flame Hand Knife because his back was on Ye Zi, so she didn't see it at all.
"Lu Li, what did you do before?" Ye Zi asked suddenly.
"I'm just a part-time worker!, I'm only eight high, eight buckets, five cars, but I can't be reused!" Lu Li said with a smile.
"Cut!"
"Really, I read a lot of books! It can be said that there is no one before and no one after me, I like to watch bosom friend story meetings, and I ...... the glory of the king."
"Die on the side. Ye Zi originally thought that Lu Li should be a person with a story. But looking at his hippie smile, the thought in his heart disappeared.
"Mr. Ye, I can't die! I still have to avenge you. ”
"Hmm! You'll have to kill Matsushita Kaede before you die. ”
"Mr. Ye, you and Matsushita Kaede don't have that much, why do you have to take revenge and come back?"
"Four years of youth and a year of waiting are not something that can be measured. Speaking of this, Ye Zi's eyes erupted with anger.
"Oh!" Lu Li knew the girl's temper, so he didn't provoke her anymore. "Mr. Ye, where are we going?"
"The land of Beiguan is no show. I'm in such a bad mood, I don't want to go back, why don't I go to a bar!" Ye Zi was really in a bad mood, the sentence of love, and the unhappiness of her career made her feel anxious.
"yes! I happen to be hungry now. "At the wine table tonight, Lu Li didn't eat much, and Ye Zi was the same.
"What do you want to eat? ”
"Eating is simple, just eat your fill. ”
"Well, there is a Sichuan hot pot not far from my house, I want to eat hot pot, why don't we eat hot pot." ”
"Uh-huh!"
Under Ye Zi's guidance, the two of them soon came to the Sichuan restaurant, and the two of them didn't ask for a single room, so they sat near a corner. I asked for a spicy hot pot and a few bottles of beer, and drank it face-to-face.
"Lu Li, you have to be mentally prepared, the two of us will go to Japan in a week. The passport was processed quickly, and the visa to Japan was not difficult. After drinking a bottle of beer, Ye Zi said suddenly.
"Huh
"Hurry, I really want to scrap Matsushita Kaede right now. Ye Zi said angrily.
"Okay, but I hope you'll keep your word. "Lu Li drank a lot of wine tonight, and he still brings wine, so he is still bold in speaking.
"Do you really want to know ......?" Ye Zi smiled evilly.
"yes! I really want to know. ”
"Okay, then hurry up and finish the task I've given you. When the time comes, your wishes will be fulfilled. ”
Listening to Ye Zi's words, Lu Zi was surging with tides. What an exciting day it would be if there really were. "A gentleman's words are hard to chase. ”
"Ahh His eyebrows were tightly frowned, and his face was painful.
"What's wrong?" The sudden scene made Lu Li a little overwhelmed.
"It hurts! Ye Zi covered his stomach with his hands and groaned.
"What's going on? Is the hot pot too spicy for the stomach to adapt to?"
"No, the beer is too cold, I'm coming to my aunt. Cold beer caused menstrual cramps. Ye Zi's face turned yellow.
"So, what then? Don't eat, I'll take you home. ”
"Well, go home. Ye Zi insisted on standing up, and Lu Li looked at her body trembling slightly, and her face was sallow. Suddenly realize that even strong women have moments of vulnerability.
Fortunately, Ye Zi's home is not far from the Sichuan restaurant, and after ten minutes, Ye Zi sent Lu Li home. Ye Zi's house is very big and luxurious, but it feels empty when living alone.
"Lu Li, can I trouble you?"
"Say it!"
"Help me buy a few packs of auntie towels, I really can't get out if I don't have them at home. Also help me buy a few packets of Motherwort Powder. Ye Zi curled up in the sofa, pitiful.
"Oh!"
As soon as Lu Li came out, he received a call from his hometown. Looking at this familiar phone number, Lu Li remembered that he hadn't been home for some time. Hurriedly answered the phone.
"Mom!"
"I know I'm thinking about your mother! I'm your father. "Dad's voice came over the phone.
"Oh, Dad, what's the phone call at night?"
"You bunny, I can't call you if it's okay?"
"The call went through? At this time, the wife on the other side snatched the phone. "Xiaoli, I'm your mother. ”
"Mom, what's wrong?" Lu Li suddenly felt that he had to go home this week, and he was going to Japan with Ye Zi, so he went home to see his parents this week.
"Of course there are two things. First, your grandmother misses you, and she thinks about you sick. Second, your second sister-in-law in the east introduced you to a girl, and you have to come to the house to have a look. I've seen that girl, broad-shouldered and big-bodied, able to give birth. ”
Lu Li couldn't cry or laugh, and his mother was worried about his marriage every day. Every time I called him before, I asked him to go back on a blind date, so he refused for various reasons. "Mom, I'm very busy at work!"
"If you don't come home, I'll take your grandmother and the girl to the city to find you. The old lady said stubbornly.
"Mom, I have a girlfriend, I'll be home this week. ”
"Ahh ”
"Bring me home on Sunday, or he won't come back. ”
"Son, your father said that you should bring that girl back. Also, this is also your grandmother's order, if you don't bring the girl back, you don't come back. ”
Faint to death! Drawing snakes adds more to this move, and this is a big trouble. I don't have a girlfriend, how can I bring it home? After hanging up the phone, Lu Li was embarrassed. Tomorrow is Saturday, what should he do?
Jingle bells!
It was at this time that she received a WeChat message on her phone. It was Bai Ling calling, "Lu Li, what are you doing?"
"I'm out there. Is there anything wrong with you?" Lu Li didn't dare to say that he was buying sanitary napkins for Ye Zi.
"Oh, I'm fine, I'm just bored after eating. ”
Looking at Bai Ling's information, Lu Li suddenly thought, isn't this the best candidate! Her husband is not at home, and she is also bored, so take her home, borrow it, and fool her parents, even if this matter is in the past!
"Lu Li, you're very busy! Answering the phone, Bai Ling said angrily.
"Are we good friends?" Lu Li didn't answer Bai Ling's words, but asked.
"This is a must, good girlfriend, good buddy!"
"Can you help me if I am in trouble?"
"No problem, let's say it, it's no problem to contribute people and money. ”
"It's just a matter of being out of the house, here's the thing, my hometown urged me to go on a blind date, I didn't want to go, so I said I had a girlfriend, no, my family heard that I had a girlfriend, so I had to take my girlfriend home, but I really didn't. So, hehe...... Can you help?" Lu Li said with a smile.
"What's the situation? I just want to know if I want to sing a fake show?" Bai Ling grinned.
"This ...... No, you don't. "Although Lu Li is a ruffian, he still has a bottom line in life.
"Who doesn't have three points of interest? ”
"Ahh......h Then he said, "I don't object to you singing in a fake show! ”
"Hmph! My husband is not at home, I'm going to be your girlfriend, I can't make sense of this. ”
Lu Li regretted a little, he shouldn't have mentioned this. Bai Ling was right, this matter was indeed unreasonable. Luo Lonely said, "Bai Ling, I'm sorry! ”
"Hey, hey, you're serious. I'm kidding you. I'm idle at home, so it's better to go to your hometown with you to have fun, and there is no charge for eating and drinking, it's all free travel, where can I find such a good thing?" Bai Ling smiled.
Lu Li's tight heart was relieved. This girl is a goblin.
"But, remember, don't fake and sing! we're good friends, and we can't do anything out of the ordinary. It's okay to joke. Bai Ling said again.
"Well, don't worry, even if you press me on the bed, I won't give in. ”
"Cut!"