Chapter Eighty-Four: The Governor's New Clothes
The sound of brakes shattered the silence of the night. The starlight was hazy, and it couldn't stop the cultivator's gaze. A dilapidated house, standing in tatters, witnessing the ruthlessness of time. On the yard, an Audi Q7 with a Hummer and his wife is parked.
"Wife, I miss you so much! Come hug one?" Gong Yihong parked the car next to the two cars, and saw that his wife was the only one, so he quickly locked the car and rushed away.
The wife smiled and opened her arms, not feeling the warmth that should be there, and he wore it. Suddenly, the scenery changed greatly, the dilapidated house, his wife, and the yard dam car all disappeared, and the surrounding area became a mass grave, except for his own car, which proved that he was still in the same place.
It's all like a dream. Concentrate on the surroundings, and there is no breath of anyone else.
He secretly said, "Oh no! After many years of officialdom, even the vigilance of cultivators has been weakened. Careless, now think about it carefully, the scene just now is indeed a little wrong, do you want to capsize in the gutter!
"Open it for me!" with a roar, he broke the pitch-black chains that wrapped around his legs. However, nothing worked. In a few moments, the stronger chains condensed again, quickly wrapping around half of his body.
"Oh no!" No matter how much he struggled, the chains were only cracked and he couldn't break free, sensing a foreign object coming from behind him, and hurriedly turned sideways to avoid it. A stone the size of a basin flew past my ears, and with a roar, it sank into the ground.
He pulled out the soft sword, shook his hand, the soft sword was straight, the sword intent was condensed, and the sword was about to shoot out, revealing the edge of his body.
The whole space became very oppressive, and there seemed to be something condensed in the sky? Suddenly, a demon dragon opened its teeth and danced its claws, and rushed down.
"Golden Crow in the Sky!" With a soft roar, he shook his hand and outlined a three-legged golden crow, turning into a blazing sun and colliding with the demon dragon. Fight each other fiercely, and eventually dissipate together.
"Golden Yang Protector!" "Yang Explosion!" Just as the Golden Crow Demon Dragon was fighting together, twelve demon gods with different expressions shot out of the darkness and attacked him. He summoned two rounds of golden yang, one round of body protection, and one round of detonation.
"Zheng!" As soon as he solved the demon god, an invisible huge force struck, and he hurriedly swung his sword to resist. Everyone watched the husband and wife fight against each other, which was quite pleasing to the eye. is worthy of being a sixth-level master, with the suppression of the formation, he can also fight on par with the fifth-level master. The others also gave him a few cold blows, and he could always face it calmly.
The palace mother was a little impatient, and violently ran the exercises, turning into a two-meter-tall female King Kong and a bear complex. The reaction slows down and the force multiplies.
"Try something new!" Yan Shou tried to break the mountain-moving pattern into the formation, and the first operation, the effect was not very good, and he could borrow one-thousandth of the power of the Qiongping Mountain Range. After analyzing and practicing the process of moving mountains, it was found that the so-called moving mountains, rivers and seas were all used with the power of the earth's leylines.
"Damn, your uncle!" Uncle Gong suddenly turned into slow motion, and his crazy operation exercises were useless, and he couldn't help but swear. For him in a high position, it is rare.
The palace mother laughed and played very happily. It is estimated that the unhappiness of the past few decades has been played. However, this laughter reached Uncle Gong's ears and turned into a ghost crying wolf. Uncle Gong's body protection move has a very good effect, and under the fierce attack of the palace mother, it is only slightly dim and not broken.
Several deaths with a dangerous aura struck, and Uncle Gong in the battle couldn't dodge, so he was hit and Jin Yang was broken. It's time for the palace mother to transform, and she quits the battle.
Uncle Xiao, who had been waiting for time, punched out his fists, and Aunt Xiao also cooperated with the attack. At the moment when Uncle Gong was shocked, in order to resist Aunt Xiao's attack, he was hit in both eyes by Uncle Xiao and turned into a man-made national treasure panda eye.
"Dust Storm!" Seeing that everyone was having fun, Yan Shou launched a final attack, turning Uncle Gong's clothes into a hole suit. Then, the imprint melted into Uncle Gong's soul.
In the blink of an eye, the scenery in front of me has changed dramatically, like a fairyland on earth.
"Fuck your uncle!Xiao Yijie!" Uncle Gong saw the people around him clearly, and scolded, "My eyes are your masterpiece!"
"Yes, after all these years, you still remember my tricks. It's rare~~!" The two old men hugged each other and cried.
"You bastard, you're hiding under my nose!" Uncle Gong said excitedly, thinking about what happened just now, but he was secretly surprised in his heart, the legendary refiner was really terrifying!
"Hey, I said two uncles, are you straight or bent, are you still warm?" Yan Shou looked at them with a smile.
"Straight, of course!" the two replied in unison.
"Stinky boy, I haven't settled accounts with you yet, but you jumped out on your own!" Uncle Gong said, "You dare to fool me?"
"Don't mind, you can settle accounts with Aunt Gong! Otherwise, who would dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head?" Yan Shou handed over the slap-sized battle suit and transmitted the sound to him for refining methods, "I didn't notice the severity of my hand just now, give, this is an apology." Produced by Yan's, it is worth having!"
The women were angry and twitched a little in their hearts, and their faces were slightly red, it was indeed a boutique, but the function was a little difficult to speak.
Uncle Xiao eagerly waited for the suit.
Uncle Gong saw everyone's expressions in his eyes and put away his battle clothes.
"Uncle Xiao, don't worry, you and your aunt have it, when I'm done, I'll refine it for you! Everyone has it, this is the standard configuration of my family." Looking at Uncle Xiao's longing gaze, Yan Shou removed the Gong couple and said comfortingly. "It's late at night, everyone hurry up and rest!
didn't wait for everyone to speak, except for Xue'er, Rong'er, Shuang'er and Qi Xiao, everyone else was moved to the opposite room.
"Come to the baby, let's go to Lincui Pavilion to rest, tonight, you and Xue'er Rong'er, make up for Rong'er!"
The three of them returned to Tingyuxuan.
"Where did you get my parents?"
"You see Uncle Gong is so embarrassed, let them go to the two-person world as the room on the right side of Biyunxuan. ”
"That suit, won't it be weird again?" asked Cher, thinking back to her grandfather's weirdness.
"How can it be blamed, that's the gospel for men!"
The palace father removed the hole suit on his body in the room, refined the battle suit, fused the relevant information, and stared at the palace mother strangely.
"Husband, what's wrong? Angry, what do you want to do?"
The palace father's eyes were red and he pounced on the palace mother. In bed, the primitive conquest began, and did not stop until Dongfang Weibai. The two are in high spirits and happy, but they are also very contradictory, and they have the urge to scold their mothers.
High frequency of battles, hungry. A burst of fragrance wafted in, and on the bedside table, there were a few more bowls of tempting food at some point. The two of them ate the food, and there was only a wry smile left in their hearts, this kid ······
Listening to Yuxuan, after the three of them washed, Xue'er sank in the true self of her words.
"Sleep, I'll just meditate!"
"You made me sad, worried, wept, and even almost martyred, and gave me back sisters who must make amends to me. ”
"This ······" He touched his bald head and staggered.
"Sister Cher, do it!" the two beauties dragged him to the middle of the bed. "From now on, this is your place. ”
"Aren't you two afraid that I will turn into a wolf?"
The two women glanced at each other, lay on both sides, wearing pajamas, delicate and exquisite, and looked like they were picking up.
He sighed helplessly, closed his eyes and used the power of Futu to strengthen the state of the white bone ice heart, lay in the middle of the bed, carefully analyzed the existing knowledge, and seized the time to practice. At this time, after the Futu Recipe initially fused the Xingchen Refining God and the Xingchen Mystery in the Beidou Life and Death Formula, there was a trend of evolution.
"Look, I knew it would be like this!" Rong'er said, "Brother Shou, the principle is too strong. Don't look at the beauties around him, so far, he has only accepted Sister Shuang'er, because they have been dating online for many years. As for the others, he always felt that we were not true love, did not know enough and worried that we would regret it. Even if the body reacts, it won't move us. ”
"Yes, such a man belongs to the extinct type in this world, fortunately, it is ours, there is time, sister, sleep!"
The two women pulled the sheets and hugged him to sleep.
And he found a very interesting formation in his memory, refining the dream formation, which can collect negative energy, build dreams, turn negative energy into monsters, drag other people's consciousness into dreams, kill monsters, and obtain corresponding spiritual power according to the degree of attack.
It can also dig into the most terrifying existence in the depths of other people's memories, record it, optimize it, and take shape in dreams. In the dream, as long as you don't get bombarded into slag, you can take it back. If you die, you will be weak for a day in reality.
If you use the dream refining and chord songs together, you can cut off the source of the heavenly demons in a two-pronged way, and you may really be able to do it. After unremitting efforts, during the morning exercise, I was basically familiar with the dream practice. Madness continued to analyze the Dream Refining Array, and the body got up to prepare for the morning exercise.
He withdrew from the second daughter's incense embrace. Although she was very careful, the second daughter woke up.
"You go on, I'll go to the morning exercise first. ”
"No! After he left, the second daughter felt less secure. The second daughter quickly settled her own affairs, and went out with his arms left and right. The three of them came to the grove for morning exercises, and they were practicing in the forest for seven nights.
"You guys stay for a while, I'll go move. A gray film of light wrapped around the second daughter, and Yan Shou appeared beside Qiye, and his hands condensed two balls of energy. Suddenly, the energy ball flew out, two white rays flashed, both disappeared at the same time, and Qiye retreated rapidly, separated from Yan Shou by a hundred meters, standing opposite each other.
"Brother Shou, it's too unkind, isn't it?Actually sneak attack!" Qiye said with a smile, and said in his heart, Brother Shou is so strong in concealment that he almost capsized in the gutter! Even the second daughter, I can't feel the breath, I don't know if it's because of the formation or something else? Also, that energy ball is so weird, it seems to be weak, but it can resist my fifth-level spatial blade. And Brother Shou's speed almost caught up with me, he only has two levels, and I am seven.
"Don't blame the brothers! One person cultivates, and there are two people who fight happily. Besides, it's the same as you, a seventh-level master, how can you say that you are sneak attacking!" As soon as the words fell, the person was already close to Qiye, and the energy ball smashed into Qiye's body.
The space on Qiye's body waved, the energy ball was annihilated, and it rushed into the sky, and was pressed back again. It can only fly ten meters above the ground, and the ground is full of quicksand swamps for 100 meters. The space is imprisoned and cannot be broken. The two fought within 100 meters.