January 7, 2012, cloudy

(1). The spirit of the world one: smell the chicken in the air, the chicken announces the good news, smell this spirit, the ability of the prophet

The first of the ten spiritual things: enough to thank the rooster, the prophet of the prophet, the immortal of the immortal,

The old man has a millet chicken, and the chicken cannot be lost or picked up. Chickens are not edible.

(2). The spirit of the world two: a cloth dog, the apron belt is tied. Nepotism, the second in the world, will not insult it.

(3). "Stop" can have a conversation with the boss on Skype.

On the seventh floor of the building (Xiao Pei's eighth floor), the boss's wife painted before washing, and the headlights were bright and the window was not closed, Xiao Pei thought that he was really drunk, and couldn't help but stretch his neck to confirm again. At this glance, it was clear that it was indeed her, taller than the two of the proprietress of the barbecue room.

Xiao Pei rubbed his eyes, the demon woman smiled at him, didn't close the window, turned around and bent down to continue washing, the ** flower was released to Xiao Pei Sheng, and even the flowers in the front yard competed with it in front of him......

Xiao Pei woke up even if he was drunk, what kind of world is this? Too much is incomprehensible, others don't close it, and I forget to close my own window?

Looking at the ** flower through the window, who foresaw this moment thousands of years ago?

Xiao Pei is very suspicious of his eyes, why, why?

(4). You can always see what others can't find.

A.I can bring back two bottles of cooking oil with a boiling water bottle almost every day.

B. Pork and other foods are often tied tightly in plastic bags and stuffed in a bucket and taken out.

C. More than 20 yuan a pound of materials have been repeatedly stolen out of the factory by trucks.

D. The security guards stole as many as half a room of high-end goods from the factory.

E. It was found that the number of corrected key and BOM errors exceeded 1 million, and the amount exceeded 10 million.

F. spent tens of thousands of development and transformation funds to reduce the weight of the product, less than three months, the new cost analysis to the weight reduction, the quotation negotiation and deducted the reduced cost, even the development costs have not been recovered, so that the efforts into "in vain"! This is the calculation!

(5). The computer operators of the office and even the whole department have been taught by Xiao Pei, and even the first founder of ERP basic information has been taught by Xiao Pei.

Speaking of "Stop", the department selected the annual contribution award, and the supervisor actually reported to the personnel of other units, giving up the opportunity of his own unit. Xiao Pei could only shake his head, the credit was too great to compare, but if he brought it up, he would expose other people's sores...... That's why a lowly cloth dog was designed to be the second most powerful thing in the world to show the power of nepotism.

(6). "Stop" Gou Bu Barber Shop, too special name, it has been taboo Gou Shi () Fu.

(7). A few big heads, the strange people in "789".

Got into the water, was peed by the little fairy, and there were many oolongs

I was caught by the door, and I turned my head, and I stood in the drill camp in the future

was shaved, flat head, common people, the head can hold up to the sky

Stormed, big head, one head and two big

It was repaired, and the round head became a slippery head, and the old slippery head was also