Chapter 305: The Grasshopper Shakes the Tree!
Zang Fengling had been following Chu Xun, and as soon as he arrived here, he heard Chu Xun preaching that he was kidney deficient.
With so many forces here, being arranged like this, Zang Feng was so angry that smoke appeared on the top of his head and his eyelids cramped.
"Fellow Daoist, isn't it okay to say bad things about people behind your back?" Zang Fengling grimaced his face and gritted his teeth.
Chu Xun looked unaware and said loudly: "I didn't say anything bad about you." You want two women at a time, and in the long run, your kidneys are not deficient?"
Without waiting for Zang Fengling to refute, Chu Xun continued: "You were denied, we all saw it last night, there were two women in your room who were not dressed. ”
The surrounding forces all had strange faces.
Last night Yan Wushuang and Zang Fengling fought, Chu Xun snorted, and everyone saw that Zang Fengling's two maids were only wrapped in bath towels, but they feasted their eyes.
Zang Fengling's face was wonderful, he felt that he was stabbed by Chu Xun in the heart, and his heart was dripping blood.
Roar!
The tiger stood proudly on a boulder, roaring and shaking the sky. He turned on his spiritual intelligence, his intelligence was no worse than that of humans, and his eyes showed a fierce light, staring at Chu Xun.
"What is the roar, come over and teach you how to be a cat in minutes." Chu Xun hooked his finger and provoked.
Do cats?
The surrounding forces were all confused.
The tiger is also very powerful, the tiger doesn't send you to me when I am critically ill With a roar, he jumped off the boulder and pounced directly towards Chu Xun.
"Holy, play really. Chu Xun screamed, turned his head and ran.
This colorful tiger is very powerful, with wide-mouthed fangs that look very intimidating, and when it pounces for tens of meters, it falls and the ice surface cracks, and there is a danger of collapse.
Chu Xun ran around the rock to dodge, the tiger roared, rose up and pounced, almost biting Chu Xun several times, and the danger was full of dangers.
Seeing this, Yan Wushuang drew his sword and was about to go over to help, but was stopped by the purple-haired woman.
"Don't worry, he's kidding that stupid cat. The purple-haired woman said.
Stupid cat? Are these two brothers and sisters so strange?
Chu Xun screamed, much faster, shook off the tiger, hid in the corner of the rock, and then stretched out a leg.
Belch!
All of them had a strange look on their faces.
What is this for? Do you want to stumble on this giant tiger?
Some people can't help but laugh out loud, it's so funny, can ants trip over elephants all the time?
The speed of the tiger was like the wind, and when he turned a corner, his right front paw was just hooked on Chu Xun's outstretched leg.
Poof!
The mountain-like body fell directly, and the "bone lulu" rolled out directly.
No way!
Everyone was petrified and confused. Only this word can represent their current mood.
Someone couldn't believe it and rubbed his eyes vigorously.
An ant really tripped the elephant. The grasshopper really shook the tree.
This is simply subverting the three views!
The colorful tiger rolled out more than ten meters away and roared angrily.
Chu Xun chased after it with an arrow step, grabbed its steel needle-like hair with both hands, and threw it out with a loud shout, and threw it out with an over-the-shoulder fall.
Boom!
The mountain-sized body smashed on the ice, the cracks spread, and the tiger roared, extremely angry.
The surrounding forces stared like toads and wood carvings. To hell with them, they must have seen it.
The tiger roared and struggled to its feet.
Chu Xun was like a gust of wind, running, jumping, I didn't stop, and the last leap rushed to the tiger's back and rode on its neck.
"Driving ......"
Everyone stumbled and almost fell.
This is to ride the tiger as a horse.
The tiger roared again and again, shaking the mountain and rocks. It went crazy, the majestic beast emperor, commanded all beasts, and was actually ridden by a little bean as a horse.
It roared, jumping and jumping, trying to throw Chu Xun down, but it was all in vain.
A tiger pounces, then slams your back into a boulder.
Rumble!
The boulder was smashed open, the boulder crashed, and the tiger rolled out.
Chu Xun jumped off the tiger's back when it hit the boulder, and when he saw it rolling out and was about to get up, he rushed forward with a brisk step and rode on its neck again.
"Sick cat, don't move, let me cut your tiger whip and sell it to Zang Fengling, who has kidney deficiency. Chu Xun discussed with it.
Roar!
The tiger roared, and it went berserk.
Bang!
Chu Xun unceremoniously swung his fist, and he smashed one punch at a time.
Bang bang ......!
After a few laps, the tiger was bent by his forelimbs and fell to its knees.
Everyone was shocked, how powerful was this punch?
The colorful tiger was furious, too, and its first fist landed on its head, and it felt like its head was about to be torn apart.
The next few punches, he simply couldn't withstand it.
Fooled, this human being is ridiculously strong, it is not an opponent.
"Be obedient, let me ask you, do you have a spirit core in your head?" Chu Xun asked in a low voice.
The tiger shuddered, completely exploded, this bastard, it turned out that he wanted to take away its spirit core.
The tiger whip can still live if it is gone, and it is better to die if the spirit core is gone.
Seeing the tiger's reaction, Chu Xunle was happy, "It turns out that there is really one, take me and use it." ”
As he spoke, his fist was raised again.
Airplanes!
The tiger's body suddenly burst into a dazzling and colorful rippling light, which was even faster than a laser, and Chu Xun didn't notice it, and was directly blasted out.
Bang bang ......!
The brilliant and colorful ripples burst open, hitting the craggy rocks around them, and they exploded one after another, and the power was terrifying.
Flying Chu Xun, the tiger turned around and jumped into the strange stone forest, hiding its body and losing its trace.
Beasts are not good, and there are many powerful means.
Chu Xun's face was full of depression, and a spirit core was gone. As powerful as he didn't dare to chase rashly, the ghost only knew how many beast emperors were hidden in the strange stone forest, don't be overwhelmed by the beast tide as soon as he enters.
The surrounding forces were stunned, and the powerful Tiger Emperor ran away so undisciplinedly?
The most disappointed was Zang Fengling, who had been cheering for the tiger in his heart just now, hoping that it would bite Chu Xun's head in one bite.
However, everyone re-examined Chu Xun's power, and his body was incomparable, but it was not for fun.
"Zang Gongzi, your tiger whip is gone. Chu Xun shouted.
Zang Fengling's nose was crooked, his mouth was crooked, and his eyes were slanted at Chu Xun, that tiger was too angry just now, why didn't he kill this hillbilly?
Hiss ......!
A cyan giant python coiled into a snake mountain, as thick as a bucket, the snake letter was endless, his eyes were cold, and he was staring at Chu Xun.
"What do you see? If you don't accept it, I'll teach you how to be an earthworm in minutes. I have to say that Chu Xunzui is very cheap, and he provoked: "I ate a roasted python tail halfway, and I will taste the snake soup for a while, I heard that it tastes good." ”
Everyone was stunned, this is really a lord who is not afraid of heaven and earth.
It's a pity that the blue-scaled python didn't pay attention to him, and looked at it arrogantly, as if he was disdainful of Chu Xun.
Chu Xun didn't bother to take care of it, his divine thoughts spread into the fan-shaped rocks, all the way into the ground, through the thick ice, and there was a turbulent water flow below, and there was no abnormality.
Strange? Chu Xun was surprised, there would be ancient ruins in this place? Could it be ...... His gaze looked at the fan-shaped rock in front of him.
However, the mind penetrated the huge rock more carefully than X-rays, and in the end it still failed to detect anything. It's just an ordinary rock, nothing odd.
Chu Xun didn't give up, he checked it a few times, but he still didn't find anything. In the end, I had no choice but to give up and wait for the ancient ruins to appear.
"Brother Liu, have you found anything?" Seeing Chu Xun coming back, Yan Wushuang asked.
Chu Xun shook his head.
"Look, I'll just say nothing, you don't believe it. Yan Wushuang said, it's not that he lacks IQ, it's that he really doesn't have anything.
"...... "Neurotic, what's the joy of nothing? IQ arrears, absolutely.
Now we can only wait for the ancient ruins to appear, and no one knows when it will appear.
With nothing to do, Chu Xunyou began to tease Zang Fengling.
"Brother Zang, you said that sick cat just now, if I get you his whip, how much can you pay?"
Zang Fengling is so greasy, do you have the intention to ignore it, everyone is watching, if it continues like this, his kidney deficiency will immediately spread throughout the martial arts world.
"I'll just say it once, I don't have kidney deficiency. He growled.
"Don't hide it, two big beauties follow you every day, and you don't wear clothes, who believes you when you say you don't have kidney deficiency?" Chu Xun shouted loudly, "There's nothing to be ashamed of, it's too late for everyone to envy." You ask everyone present, who can have such a good fortune as a kidney-deficient son?"
Kidney-deficient son?
The surrounding forces all held back their laughter, if this name spread, the people in the martial arts world would have something to talk about after dinner.
Zang Fengling was mad and yelled: "I don't have kidney deficiency, you have kidney deficiency, your whole family is kidney deficiency, you bastard, you are arranging me, Lao Tzu is fighting with you." ”
Belch!
Chu Xun's face was full of innocence, as if he didn't expect Zang Fengling to be so angry.
"Brother Liu, you are really. Yan Wushuang said.
"What's wrong with me?" Chu Xun was puzzled.
"Brother Zang's hidden disease, how can you say it to your face?" Yan Wushuang looked serious.
"Oh!" Chu Xun suddenly realized, turned his head and shouted to Zang Fengling: "I'm sorry, kidney-deficient son, I'm really embarrassed to speak straight." ”
Zang Fengling is really going crazy, who would have thought that Yan Wushuang, a handsome gentleman, would also be so black-bellied.
"Guys, I just said nonsense. Kidney deficiency boy has no kidney deficiency at all, don't publicize it everywhere, don't tell your friends, don't post it on the Wumeng forum, don't post it to the circle of friends, and don't post it to WeChat groups or the like. Chu Xun turned around and said with a heartfelt voice.
The people around him were about to laugh.
"Kidney-deficient son, let's talk privately, although the tiger whip is good, I have a few prescriptions for kidney deficiency here. If you're interested, you can talk. Chu Xun lowered his voice and said to Zang Fengling.
"Get out. Zang Fengling roared angrily, full of kidney qi, as if he wanted to prove that he had no kidney deficiency.
"Brother Liu, since the kidneys are deficient...... Brother Zang is not willing to accept your kindness, then let's not bother. Yan Wushuang dragged Chu Xun back, and then let him continue, not sure that Zang Fengling would go crazy.
"Kidney-deficient son, remember to contact me when you need it, my mobile phone number is ......"
Zang Fengling smoked above his head, his nose spewed white air, his handsome face was distorted, his red robe exploded, his eyes seemed to be eating people, and even the Zang family warriors beside him subconsciously took two steps back.
"Hey, friends of Ziyilou. You haven't told me where you bought your lip gloss?"
Chu Xun snorted, causing everyone's eyes to focus on the people in the purple clothes building.
Pan Chengfeng and his group were still laughing at Zang Fengling just now, and when they heard this, the smile on their faces instantly froze, as if they were constipated.