At the gate of the city, a horse covered in leprosy, escorted by two grooms, one tall and one short, both of them stubble men, but one of them was surprisingly thin and strangely pale.

"Stop!" the city gate guard immediately stopped the two strange-looking people, "You two look strange." ”

"Official, okay, we are horse doctors from Luoyang, there is a horse here, it is infected with horse leprosy, and if it drags on, it will die, but the problem is that there is no herb we are looking for in the county, and we can only send it to Luoyang at the moment." Li Hugo shook his head and said, with a sad face.

"What's the matter with this man, how can he be so short and thin?" said the gatekeeper.

Li Hugo looked left and right, and then said cautiously: "My lord, horse leprosy will be infected, this is my younger brother, his body is covered with leprosy, do you want to smoke? Pus will come out when you squeeze it......"

"I'm my mother, hurry up!" the city guard scolded, taking a few steps back in disgust, while the others also let go of Li Hugo.

There was a civil official with a portrait in his hand, but when he saw the red rabbit covered in tumors, he also shouted in panic: "Ahh

"Yes, yes!" A few became more carefully checked, and suddenly saw a young couple in the distance who were showing affection.

"Xianggong, I hate you, you are bad, I will beat you with a small hammer!"

"Uh-huh, hit, hit, hit, scold, love, love to the depths and kick ......" the young man said, but his face quickly changed, "Ouch, hey, who kicked me?"

"Me!" Cheng Wei was worried that there was nowhere to get angry, and said angrily: "Love to the depths and kick it with your feet, I let you love, let you love! Ya, these two people are very good, dogs and men! Give affection, I know that Uncle I am in a bad mood today and still show affection, I know that Uncle I am single and can't find your mother-in-law and you still show affection! Xiu Xiu, show you buy skin!

The city guard waited for him with a thick phlegm, and before the newlyweds could react, they were imprisoned.

The city guards were happy to see it: "Show affection, die quickly! Come, give me a good check, once a young man and woman show affection, kiss me and me, then arrest me! The person who came must be a criminal couple, if the prisoner is caught, I will invite you to eat and drink!"

"Great!"

As a result, Yongning has completely made a fuss in the past few days, because those men and women who show affection have been arrested, and they have paraded in the streets, beaten up at worst, wailed all over the field for a while, and countless couples broke up.

As the so-called husband and wife are birds of the same forest, they fly separately when disaster comes, and these couples have not yet become married, so they will fly faster.

Of course, the red rabbit is also flying, flying on the grass.

Li Hugo took off the rag clothes on his body, which was still lined with armor, and he whimpered and laughed: "Finally come out!"

"Hugo, you are in my face, these ...... Little by little, little by little, what are these things!" Diao Chan said as she removed the contents from her face.

At this time, on the back of the red rabbit, it ran very fast, and the wind was also very strong, blowing Diao Chan's hair like a wave, wave after wave, beautiful people can't take their eyes off, as if what is in front of them is not a woman, not a beauty, but a goddess, a goddess in the wind.

Li Hugo was a little distracted, but soon he recovered, he said: "This is rice flower, rice flower with a little batter, and then it can stick to the face!"

As he spoke, Li Hugo picked off a grain of rice from the corner of Diao Chan's mouth with his fingers, and then put it in his mouth: "Well, it's fragrant and licky, and it's crunchy!"

But Diao Chan was once again stunned by Li Hugo's movements, and looked at Li Hugo so blankly, Li Hugo was puzzled: "You don't take it off?" Actually, you can eat it, this thing is clean and fragrant, but it has been stained on the face for a long time, and there is a little more faint rouge fragrance. ”

"Eat you big-headed ghost!" Diao Chan exclaimed, and instinctively pushed his hands towards Li Hugo, but at this time, the moment the red rabbit horse just jumped, almost both of them fell off the red rabbit.

Next to it is a new field, which is drowning, has not yet planted seedlings, at this time the two fell into the muddy water, that is not an ordinary embarrassment, the red rabbit horse shook its head on the shore, and suddenly its eyes were attracted by a plantain, and he didn't care about his owner, and went directly to eat.

Li Hugo looked at Diao Chan, Diao Chan looked at Li Hugo, the two of them looked at each other as if they were rolling in muddy water, and suddenly laughed at the same time.

"You look, you look like a toad!" Li Hugo said with a smile pointing at Diao Chan.

Diao Chan grabbed a handful of mud and threw it at Li Hugo, which immediately hit Li Hugo's head, and Li Hugo's laughter stopped abruptly.

But Li Hugo's stiff expression amused Diao Chan: "Hahaha, you are like a chicken that fell into the ditch!"

The two of them fought in the mud for a while, and then they went ashore, but this time they wanted to get on the horse, but Chitu looked at the two of them with disdain, and Diao Chan exclaimed: "Tutu is despising you!"

"I despise you!" said Li Hugo, "like a mud monkey!"

"I'm a monkey, then you're a monkey too, stinky Hugo!" Diao Chan said, "I used to put those fake lepers on the red rabbit, but it took a lot of effort, the red rabbit loves to be clean, I think it's better than this, there is a small river nearby, how about we go wash it?"

Li Hugo felt that this decision was very correct, so he said: "Yes, by the way, go catch a fish, and I will make you a grilled fish to eat!"

"Yes, yes!" shouted Diao Chan cheered, like a little doll.

When the two came to the river, they saw a few fishermen fishing, and Li Hugo and Diao Chan stood together, both young handsome men and beautiful women, letting the old people around them point their fingers.

Of course, this is friendly pointing.

"Look at this young man's real pretence, his face looks quite young, but this tendon meat, I really want to touch it!" said an old lady.

But at this time, Diao Chan was like a tigress protecting her cubs, and stopped them at once, and she said seriously: "You, you can't touch it, just ...... Only I can touch it!"

As she spoke, she glanced back at Li Hugo.

Li Hugo smiled slightly, and also looked at Diao Chan, but didn't say much, just said: "A few wives are joking, look at you to give you a." ”

"Hurry up, wash and we'll go up!" Li Hugo said again.

But just after Li Hugo took down the hairpin, suddenly a woman came in the distance, and the woman said, "This brother, where did you get this hairpin?"