"Downstairs on the right side of the cold drink shop, the owner's son has a motorcycle, you have to go out and take his car, pay by distance. No matter how urgent things are, you can also find him, even in the middle of the night, but you have to tip more, I am familiar with this family, and it is still relatively reliable. Kaohsiung lay weakly on the sofa and said to me.

I nodded again and again, thinking that this old brother was really careful, and even inquired about how to travel.

I went to a nearby restaurant with Kaohsiung, and my cooking skills were really mediocre, when I received a phone call, the other party was a man, speaking Chinese with a strange accent, saying that he had posted on the forum to ask for help for two Chinese friends, and when he saw my reply, he called.

I immediately remembered that he was the same Thai who he said he had posted on behalf of two Chinese friends two days ago. "My name is Purun, I live in Songkhla, I am a teacher at a language school, and there are quite a few Chinese students here who are learning Thai and other Southeast Asian languages," the man said. There were two people who were my students, and a few months ago, they suddenly got sick at the same time, and at first everyone thought it was some kind of infectious disease, but they found that the symptoms were very strange, first of all, they were not ordinary symptoms of the disease, but like evil spirits, and secondly, the symptoms of the two were almost the same, one after the other, and the other person had some movements, just like twins. ”

"And this kind of thing, can you describe it specifically?" I said that I had never heard of it, and at the same time I understood why this person's tone was strange, it turned out that he taught Thai to foreigners, and naturally knew Chinese, "You can speak Thai, I can understand it." ”

Pullen said: "Okay, well, it seems that my Chinese is still not very standard." He told me that the two Chinese were project managers of a local Chinese-funded construction company, named Zhang Shan and Li Si, and that in order to facilitate communication with their Thai partners, the company required them to learn Thai, and they had been studying in school for more than half a year.

About three months ago, Pullen was taking classes in the classroom, and the language school in Thailand is not like the Chinese school, where every classroom is full, and the scale of this language school is not large, and there are only about 20 people in the classroom, which is quite a lot. There were no formal desks, and the students were sitting in folding chairs, holding textbooks in their hands, taking notes with a hard pen board, and the two engineering managers were also sitting. Pullen stood in front of the blackboard, talking and writing on the board with chalk. Suddenly, something hit him on the back of the head, and it hurt a lot, and he immediately turned around, and the students looked at each other, as if no one knew who did it. But several people were looking at Zhang Shan with puzzled expressions. At the same time, something fell to the ground with a crisp sound, and it was a metal pen cap.

Pullen knew that Zhang Shan did it, but he didn't know why he did it, after all, the students of this kind of language school were all adults, and unlike elementary school or junior high school, minors were naughty, and they were all people in their thirties, so how could they do such a thing? But Pullen was more familiar with Zhang Shan, and felt that the other party was just making a joke that was more excessive, so he didn't think much about it, so he bent down to pick up the pen cap and threw it back gently, Zhang Shan caught it with his hand, and smiled proudly.

Less than two minutes later, Pullen was hit in the back of the head again, and it landed on the ground with a pen cap, but of a different color. Pulun looked back and saw that Li Si had a smile on his face, holding a pen in his hand, but he didn't see a cap. Pullen picked up the cap and threw it hard at Li Si's head, which he deftly caught and smiled happily.

In this classroom, Pullen taught Thai to the two for half a year, and the two are typical middle-level employees of Chinese companies, with rich work experience and interpersonal experience, and are good at smoking, drinking, gambling and prostitution. But these two are quite sophisticated in their ability to deal with things, and they have never done such a childish thing, and it is still hard for Pullen to believe that they behave like this kind of junior high school student in class. But I thought that maybe I still didn't know much about China's national conditions, maybe this was Chinese way of expressing relationships.

After the class was over, Pulun and the students bowed to each other and thanked each other, and everyone got up and was just about to leave, when they suddenly saw Zhang Shan walking behind a young female student in front of him, stopping her waist and picking her up. This woman is Singaporean, working as a tour guide in Thailand, about 30 years old, young and beautiful. was hugged by Zhang Shan like this, she immediately screamed, not knowing what was going on. Zhang Shan quickly put the female guide down again, she was completely stunned and looked at Zhang Shan.

Pullen walked over and asked, "What's the matter?" Zhang Shan smiled and said that it was okay, just kidding. The female tour guide complained that Zhang Shan shouldn't be like this, but she didn't say anything and walked out of the classroom with a red face. As soon as he came out, Li Si walked a few steps over and picked up the female guide high again. The female guide screamed again this time, and was very angry, and sternly told him to let go quickly. Li Si hugged the female director in a circle before putting it down, she pushed Li Si hard and asked what it meant.

Li Si also smiled and said that it was just a joke, don't take it seriously. The surrounding students could see clearly in the corridor, and they all accused Zhang Shan and Li Si of not making such jokes and offending the lady. The two of them were not angry, and walked away with a grin. The female guide was anxious and angry, and walked away in a hurry, never coming to class again. This made Pulun very unhappy, and called Zhang Shan and Li Si privately, but the two of them didn't admit it at all, saying that they hadn't done it.

After this incident, Pullen's impression of Chinese men deteriorated, and he felt that the quality was too low, but it was only the beginning. On that day, Zhang Shan and Li Si invited Pulun to dinner together, in a relatively high-end Western restaurant. The two are in charge of project coordination in Songkhla, Thailand, and they are very oily and watery, and they often invite Pulun to dinner, so he is not surprised. During the banquet, the two talked decently and spoke exquisitely, which made Pullen a little confused: How could two adult men who are so mature do what they did to the female tour guide that day?

While she was thinking about it, the waitress came over to serve the food, wearing a black vest and white shirt, and black trousers underneath, and as soon as she put the plate on the table, she was heard screaming, and the plate almost fell. Pullen was startled and hurriedly asked what was wrong. The waitress blushed and turned to leave. He was puzzled in his heart, looking at Zhang Shan and Li Si, the two were talking and laughing, and it seemed that there was no problem. Not long after, the waitress came to serve the food again, her movements were very cautious, her eyes staring at Zhang Shan intentionally or unintentionally, as if she was guarding against something. Pullen knew that there was a ghost, and when the waitress turned to leave, Pullen saw Li Si reach out and pinch her thigh, and the waitress screamed again, and the people in the restaurant all looked this way, not only the waitress, but even Pullen was very angry and glared at Li Temple.

The manager of the restaurant came to ask the waitress, she was blushing and didn't dare to speak, Pullen wanted to tell the truth, but after all, he came with these two people, if Zhang and Li were hooligans, but what was he? Trying to convince the restaurant that he was innocent seemed to be not very credible. The waitress was cowardly, only saying that she was burned by the plate twice, and the restaurant manager hurriedly asked her to apologize. Zhang and Li seemed to be a little confused, and they also nodded.