Sun Buqi hummed a song, walked into the house, and saw the yellow, orange, orange and apricot in the corner of the yard, salivating and drooling.

Pick a fruit the size of a baby's fist, tear open the outer skin, and feast on it.

One is not enough, and I want to have another one, but suddenly I think of something, and I retract my hand stupidly.

There is a folk song in my hometown: "Apricots hurt people, peaches raise people, and bury dead people under plum trees";

When I was a child, I went to my neighbor's house to steal apricots, and I had the experience of being blocked in a pigsty, and I always had a shadow on the apricot tree in my heart.

Qin Yu leaned against the door and teased, "Oh, that thief in a suit and white shirt, don't look around, it's you! You're surrounded, put down your arms and surrender." ”

couldn't make it up anymore, turned around and hugged Liu Xiaoyu, and deliberately asked loudly, "The yellow thing at the corner of his mouth seems to be something." ”

Liu Xiaoyu couldn't help laughing, "It's a bit like, it looks so disgusting, did you just come out of the toilet?"

Sun Buqi's stomach was acidic, and he took two deep breaths.

said angrily, "You two girls, don't learn from Guo Degang, you open your mouth to be, pee, fart, you want a lady, lady, do you understand?"

Qin Yu spread his hands and pretended to be innocent, "I'm talking about mayonnaise." Xiaoyu, what are you talking about?"

Liu Xiaoyu blinked and patted her chest, "Oops, I misunderstood...... I thought it was apple pie. ”

Qin Yu sighed, "The benevolent see the benevolent, the base sees the foundation, and I don't deceive me! Some people have dark hearts, and everything is black!"

Two fists are hard to beat with four hands, especially two girls with sharp tongues.

Sun Buqi admitted defeat and took the initiative to divert the topic, "What time is it, don't you two have to go to work?"

Qin Yu replied confidently, "I'm a doctor." ”

Liu Xiaoyu was not to be outdone, "I'm a student!"

Sun Buqi clasped his fists with both hands, "I can't afford to provoke it, I can't afford to provoke it!" Say a thousand, say 10,000, tonight, contemptible people don't care...... What is this, bribery?"

Liu Xiaoyu took out two pieces of paper from her bag and put them on the table without care.

Sun Buqi's face was full of doubts, and he found that it was two agreements.

Liu Xiaoyu put on a sad and serious appearance, using the announcer's tone,

"After my struggle and tireless persuasion and education, Comrade Liu realized his mistake. Now there are three plans, one is to return the set of jade zodiac to you, and the deposit will be returned to him, and the other is to take out another 1 million, a total of 2 million to buy jewelry. If you don't want cash, you can also use high-grade jadeite and Hetian jade materials to top the account. ”

Sun Buqi pondered for a moment, and he didn't have a good idea.

Gold in troubled times, antiques in prosperous times. In the next few years, the value of jadeite and Hetian jade will appreciate rapidly, which is no less than the housing prices in the capital.

But cash is more useful, and the 1 million cash in hand is more beneficial than the 5 million in a few years.

Liu Xiaoyu analyzed them one by one, "That set of jade zodiac pendants, although they have participated in exhibitions, won awards, and been in magazines, still need some publicity and hype from professionals, and send them to several auctions to get a good value." In your hands, if you put it on the shelf, the pearl will be darkened, and you won't get such a high value!"

She is talking about the usual hype mode of domestic art: a certain thing, every six months, sent to auction, each time the price is increased by 50%, and the self-sale is self-bought. After being touted by experts on TV and newspapers, the price becomes the actual transaction price after speculation.

Sun Buqi shrugged, "Xiaoyu, I've given you a difficult task. Which condition do you think is suitable, please give your reasons. ”

Liu Xiaoyu rolled her eyes, "Cut! Are you stupid? My father's things are my things." I've just eaten a few bowls of rice and a few steamed buns at your house, do I want to think about you? I'm in Lao Liu's house, but I've been eating dry rice for 24 years!"

Sun Buqi rubbed his fingers, "After the matter is done, I will give you a 10-point commission!"

Liu Xiaoyu was in high spirits and raised his palm, "15 points, I'll help you!"

The two seemed to be performing the stage play "The Merchant of Venice", and Qin Yu felt that his brain was not enough.

Sun Buqi also stretched out his palm, but raised it to the top of his head, "Lie to you! Tell the old man of your family: Take another 1 million, and that set of things will be surnamed Liu immediately!"

Qin Yu has seen her cousin's earrings, which are crystal clear and very beautiful. I thought it was crystal or glass, but now I finally understand: it's a high-priced ice jade!

At dinner that day, Liu Xiaoyu cooked and made a few bowls of fried noodles, and several people who ate them shouted loudly.

Sun Buqi threw over the two keys and pouted, "Da Yu'er, Xiao Yu'er, this is the key to the door." Except for the three rooms upstairs, you can live as you please. However, in the third chapter of the covenant, it is forbidden to take a messy person to spend the night. ”

Liu Xiaoyu took the key with a smile, gritted her teeth and said, "Just say that you are not allowed to bring a man!"

Sun Buqi's careful thinking was exposed, and he smiled awkwardly.

Qin Yu's face was full of doubts, and he pointed at himself, "Da Yu'er?!"

pointed at Liu Xiaoyu again, "Xiaoyuer?"

Raise your tone, "I always feel that something is wrong! You little brat, we are both older than you, we should be called Sister Dayu, Sister Xiaoyu is about the same!"

Liu Xiaoyu came over with her ear, "In "The Secret History of Xiaozhuang", Da Yuer is the queen of Xiaozhuang, and Xiao Yuer is her sister. Da Yu'er married Huang Taiji, and for the throne of her son Shunzhi, she rolled the sheets with Dolgon many times. Xiao Yu'er is Dolgon's wife, and it is really an ethical and palace drama. ”

Qin Yuxing's eyes were round, and he said viciously, "Sun Moumou, what do you mean?

Sun Buqi spread his hands, looked innocent, and said earnestly, "Girls, watch less TV and read more! Don't take the plot on TV as real history." Da Yu'er is indeed filial, but there is no such person as Xiao Yu'er. The Jurchens and Mongols had a special system, and when the elder brother died, the younger brother would inherit the elder brother's wife and children. ”

After speaking, he left the table and got up, pretending to be angry, "I don't talk to people who don't learn and don't know how to do it! I want to read and study, and learning makes me happy!"

The two women were dumbfounded until the sound of the door closing upstairs did they react.

Qin Yu shouted, "Sun Buqi, you and the old lady come out! First explain the matter of the big and small Yu'er, and then distinguish which one is not learned and unskilled? I graduated from Union Medical College, and Xiaoyu is a graduate student of Gome......

Upstairs, there was a loud sound of reading: "Isn't it fun to learn and learn from time to time?", "The sound of the wind and rain and the sound of reading are in your ears; "Scholars set their hearts for heaven and earth, establish their lives for the people, continue their studies for the saints, and open peace for all generations. ”

Liu Xiaoyu hugged her stomach and laughed, "Sister Qin, you can't wake up a person who is pretending to be asleep." ”

Qin Yu smiled angrily, pointing to the leftovers on the table, "I think it's very likely, he doesn't want to clean up the table and wash the dishes!"

Liu Xiaoyu frowned and thought, "Indeed, oh! I have eaten together so many times, and I have never seen him wash dishes or sweep the floor." ”

Qin Yu complained loudly, "He is machismo! In some things in Qilu, men have always followed the principle of "gentlemen are far away from cooking". Those men can cook, but you can't wash the dishes, and in some places, it's extreme. During the Chinese New Year, women are not allowed to eat at the table. They cook the meal, pick up something for themselves, and hide in the kitchen to eat. ”

Liu Xiaoyu was filled with anger when she heard this, "It's really a bad habit to have such a place! If you marry a woman from Sun Buqi, wouldn't your life be in dire straits?"

Both women lowered their heads, not thinking about what to say next.

……

After the incident in the capital was settled, Sun Buqi left a note in the living room and flew to Haikou non-stop.

In Haikou in May, the sun is unusually dazzling.

Walking out of the airport and waiting for a while, I couldn't find anyone familiar.

There was no one to pick up the plane!

Sun Buqi was quite unaccustomed to it, and couldn't help but scold himself: It's really hypocritical! It is easy to go from thrift to luxury, and it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality.

He waved his hand and refused to take the initiative to talk to the driver, and prepared to go to the door to take the bus.

A girl panted and shouted, "Sun Buqi, Sun --no--device...... Your stuff is dropping!"

Sun Buqi turned his head, saw the appearance of the person who came, and smiled.

He pretended to touch the sleeve of his shirt, "Everything is there." ”

The girl was stunned word by word, "! Your is gone!"

Sun Buqi touched his nose, "Ya'er, what a coincidence." Are you not on duty today? ”

Zhou Xiaoya raised her arms and tried to cover the sun in the sky, but after finding out that it was in vain, she pouted and coquettishly, "Are you going to chat here?" ”

Sun Buqi stretched out his arms, "Come, give my brother a hug, I must be responsible to the end." ”

Zhou Xiaoya's face turned red, and she found that words were useless to the scoundrel, so she walked away silently.

Sun Buqi pulled the suitcase and followed behind.

The two had a tacit understanding and did not mention the trip to Hong Kong, but when they met, they found out that it was just a "monkey in the Himalayas".