1113 Lai
But this kind of proposal that made Jiang Yue and Bei Jun both angry, but Gu Zheng waved his hand in a chic manner: "Feel free, look at you, there is something I want to say ahead, although our game is entertainment, but I am a serious person, and I am more serious." ”
"You have to sign a waiver agreement before the fight, and as my opponent, you can't blame me for hitting them even if you are killed or disabled. ”
"If they are willing to sign, I have to add one thing at the end, that is, I have also watched your show, and in terms of the level of those players in your kimchi country, let alone five people, even fifty people, I can also fight. ”
"Okay, I'm done talking, can we hurry up and record the show, I still have something to do tonight!"
Speaking of this, Bei Jun on the side hurriedly took over the conversation, and added another sentence in front of the host who had been stunned by Gu Zheng's big words on the opposite side: "Yes, yes, yes, we have to participate in the recording of the Big Brother column at night." ”
"This is also specially proposed by the planner of your kimchi country. ”
How popular are our contestants, why don't you hurry up and shoot the camera?
After saying this, the hostess didn't open her mouth yet, and the assistant standing behind the director cried and asked with a black eye: "Director, this can always be kept." ”
At this time, in the eyes of the director, there was a wolf light that captured the big news, and the shame suffered by the sports experts of the kimchi country at the Winter Olympics could finally be shamed in the ROADMAN column under his hands.
He must save this arrogant man's remarks to the end, and then when he is knocked to the ground by the warriors of the Kimchi Country, he repeats this faceless remark to make him the most shameless Chinese in 2018.
So in this little assistant's inquiry, the director rarely did not get angry, but said the next part of the recording task very simply behind the camera.
"Break for five minutes, let's record the second part of the program, host, you, and you, come with me, I'll tell you the main points of the rest of the part. ”
As the director's stop fell, Gu Zheng and his party in front of the camera relaxed instantly. Walked to the sidelines, drank water, smoked.
As for Jiang Yue, he had to print out five exemption agreements from the computer, and ask the few people on the other side to sign them during this interval.
lest he beat people out of a bad way when the time comes, and he can't afford to pull the skin of a foreign lawsuit.
If you want to say that Gu Zheng's words are scary, it really scares out the other party's heart.
When Gu Zheng's assistant took the contract and asked the person on the other side to sign it, it was a special sign one by one, and none of them expressed any objections.
Not only that, but in this gap where Gu Zheng came over, Captain Zhang on the opposite side also raised a middle finger towards Gu Zheng provocatively, and said a silent sentence with the exaggerated mouth shape unique to Kimchi Country: 'Dog cub'.
Seeing Gu Zheng here, he rolled his eyes in disgust, turned his head and asked Bei Jun beside him, "How do you say your mother in kimchi?"
And Bei Jun, as a particularly literate and high-quality talent, rejected Gu Zheng's request very seriously: "How can we bark like a pickle dog? Come and learn from me: You Oh Mom, it's creamy!"
"Remember, I'll only teach it once. ”
After saying this, Bei Jun got up and called in the direction of the director: "Director, our athletes have rested, you can start over there!"
"Okay, everybody, cheer me up, come on, come on, host in place, okay, the camera camera opens, 3, 2, 1 starts. ”
As the director's voice began to fall on the last link before the official battle, the wrist wrestling competition began,
This recording time is not long, find out the person with the most strength in the Kimchi Country team and try it with Gu Zheng to feel the strength of the strength of the world's strongmen.
If there is an accident in this link, what if a member of the Kimchi Country saves the earth, and he wins by luck?
With such a heart, each of these five team members hopes that they can get off the field and try Gu Zheng's depth.
It's a pity that the script of this kind of show was agreed before, in order not to be set off by Gu Zheng, a somewhat handsome athlete, when he was on camera, he was turned into a pig's head and broke his wrists...... It was the most handsome player Park among the five of them who went up to compete with Gu Zheng.
The remaining four people could only watch with envy as Park Youqi put cruel words underneath, showing the majesty of the most heroic man in Kimchi Country in front of the camera.
"Alas, now Zi Pu is going to attract a large number of female fans again, and he is the one with the most female fans among the five of us. ”
"What's the solution, he looks like a good husband of the kimchi people, and he is strong and down-to-earth, especially popular. ”
"It's like the four of us, with a face full of meat, and it doesn't look like a good person at first glance. ”
These often overlooked people were complaining on the sidelines, and the competition between the two countries, who had already clasped their hands together in the venue, officially began.
As soon as the referee in the middle released the hands holding the two players, a whistle ...... 'bang!' began to come out of his mouth, and the sound of thump sounded from the center of the court.
'Puff puff ......'
The people on the sidelines spit out the dust that rushed up, and looked at the arena to see the wrist of the Parker...... has been crushed by Gu Zheng.
The Parker, who thought he would be able to fight and get a few more seconds of footage, first stared at his hand that was pressed down in disbelief for two seconds, and then let out a terrible roar like a slaughtered pig.
"Ahh
At this moment, his face twisted in pain.
Not to mention attracting fans, if this scene is broadcast, I am afraid that it will be the original fans...... You can be scared out of it.
Seeing this, the little assistant who arrived at the blood mold wiped the tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes, and dutifully put forward his own suggestions to his director: "Director, I don't ask if I want to keep it, I just ask...... Can you transfer me to a new position, this position...... It's so hard to do. ”
And the director on the side...... After recovering from the extreme shock, he gritted his teeth and returned: "Stay, of course you have to stay, it's all cut off, what to put for the audience." ”
"Also, if you want to be transferred, I will send you a word: stop dreaming!"
After saying this, the director of Kimchi Country pointed to the assistant opposite in a more irritable voice: "The show has become like this, don't you still feel very idle!"
"Now, you, immediately inform the resident athletes, and let them all listen. ”
"In the next link, you must support me until five minutes later, don't worry about dragging Gu Zheng or teasing Gu Zheng, in short, you can knock down this Chinese representative after five minutes!"
"Otherwise, there will be nothing to play in this episode of our program. ”
"They will also have fewer appearances. ”
"Because the audience in our kimchi country is unwilling to just watch the tidbits of their fools who are not online. ”
"A martial artist, you have to look like a martial artist!"
Seeing that the director was really angry, the little assistant had to snort, and hurriedly ran towards the location of several kimchi country players, and after chatting with each other for a long time, he finally turned his head and made an OK gesture towards the director's location, and after receiving the director's good face, he let out a sigh of relief, and returned to the director quietly like a chicken.
As for the two people who had been broken in the venue for a minute, they were still the same, but they were calmly carrying out the following conversation.
Gu Zheng: "The game is over, this big brother, can you let go of my hand?"
Player Park on the opposite side: "How is this possible, I haven't reacted yet! This doesn't count, the rules of the wrist wrestling competition are marked, and one player has not reacted, so he can rematch again." ”
The question is, whose rules are these wrist-wrestling competitions?
There is no such thing as playing between children, right?
Gu Zheng, who rolled his eyes, desperately withdrew his hand behind him, intending to shake off the kraft candy and let him do what he should do.
Who would have thought that the strongest actor in history was born.
At this time, Player Park was first surprised that Gu Zheng's strength could easily shake off his entanglement, and then, after a full pause for two seconds, a very exaggerated expression appeared...... And cried out in a voice of extreme pain: "Oops, it hurts! My hand is cramping!" ...... He fell to the ground, helplessly holding his left hand, and kept rolling.
Park's performance made the surrounding players who were still waiting for the final duel to beg for the start of the angry heart.
Ignoring the obstruction of the surrounding staff, agents, and even the director, they rushed in the direction of Gu Zheng with a scream, wanting to get justice for the team members they had fought together.
It's a lot of strength, and the world champion can bully people.
And these martial artists from the Kimchi Nation who didn't wear any protective gear...... In the process of rushing towards Gu Zheng, Gu Zheng, the party involved in this incident, looked at it with his eyelids down...... Player Park, who covered his hands under his feet and showed a smile of conspiracy, was particularly calm...... gave instructions to Bei Jun on the side to deal with it.
"Attention to all the Chinese personnel! Take out all the equipment that can shoot evidence, and take all the scenes carefully for me. ”
"It is necessary to shoot from multiple angles and without gaps. ”
"It's up to you for a while. ”