I said to her, "Amulets are not omnipotent, and your own behavior needs to be changed accordingly to be more effective." For example, if you want to attract wealth, you can't stay at home all day, but at least you have to go out for activities; if you want to keep safe, you can't always walk at night and haunt dangerous places; if you want to keep healthy, you can't eat sea stuff and ignore hot and cold. ”

"I don't understand what you mean," Alan asked, "I want to increase the relationship of the opposite sex, what should I do? I can't go out every day to talk to men, go to the Internet and newspapers to get married, right?" I smiled and said that it is not necessary, but you have to think about whether your mate selection method and conditions are right. Ah Lan said that she didn't understand, so I talked about how I felt after meeting her today and chatting with her, and how she interacted with Teacher Ma. I saw the whole process, you are too petty bourgeoisie from head to toe, from the inside out.

Alan asked: "Do you want me to change my style? That is actually not my style, but my heart, heart, You know?" I hurriedly said again, this kind of Chinese chat method with English in it really makes me unbearable, the English level of Chinese is not high, many people can't understand, so how to communicate?

"I mean, petty bourgeoisie is not my style, but my heart, I am petty bourgeoisie in my bones, not pretended! I didn't deliberately put English in Chinese, but many times Chinese words can't express my meaning very accurately, so I have to use English words instead, so that the words spoken are more perfect!" Alan explained. I thought to myself, you can pull it down, you can use "style" and "heart", why do you have to change it to English, how many times can this meaning be improved? But you still have to smile and say even if it is so, but have you ever thought that unless you find a man who likes petty bourgeois women, and you have to see that the other party is also satisfied, this success rate is not too low.

Ah Lan shook his head: "You don't understand, men who like petty bourgeoisie know where my benefits are." It's hard for me to imagine how terrible it is for a man who doesn't understand Baroque, doesn't know how perfume, doesn't like to listen to opera, doesn't drink ice cubes and bitter coffee, and doesn't read Eileen Chang Sanmao! If I was allowed to live with this kind of man, it would be better to kill me. "I thought to myself, so you proposed to Mr. Ma that you can get married and spend his money, but don't sleep with him, and then find another one who can sleep, you can figure it out.

It seems that she is unlikely to change the status quo of petty bourgeoisie, so I won't say much, just wish her all the best. At this time, two blonde and blue-eyed foreign couples walked up, with cameras around their necks and maps in their hands as if looking for their way. When they saw the two of us, they came over and greeted us with a smile and said hello. I understood it, so I responded in the same way. The man pointed to the map and muttered to us, which I couldn't understand, but Alan could speak English, so I smiled and pointed at her.

The man seemed to see the savior and immediately gave her the map, but Ah Lan shook his head, and the man looked at me, and I had to say in Chinese: "She, yes, English." The man seemed to understand some Chinese words, and immediately laughed, pointed to a certain place on the map and began to speak English. Ah Lan's expression was a little embarrassed, and he responded in English, but he stammered a little, seemed to be not very proficient, and almost popped out word by word. After exchanging a few words, the foreign man and woman were a little disappointed, and left with a blunt "thank you".

As soon as they were far away, Alan said, "These two are certainly not British or American, they must be French or German." I couldn't understand my English so badly, and I couldn't even talk!" I laughed and told me some of the most basic taboos for wearing Buddhist medals, and then I took my leave.

After three days of playing on Hunan Road, I came to Ruijin Road to find a hotel to settle down, continued to visit the market customs of old Shanghai, and then went to the City God Temple snack street, and also met a Hubei girl who worked in Shanghai, nearly thirty years old, with a more cheerful personality, she told me that there are many interesting places in Shanghai, not only the old houses and City God Temple, but also suggested that I go to Chongming Island and Zhujiajiao Ancient Town to visit. So, I postponed my trip to Shanghai for a few more days and started visiting these two places.

After nearly ten days of playing, I was finally satisfied, and my old classmate's wedding was approaching, so I planned to return to Shenyang from Shanghai. I just finished buying a train ticket from the sales agency and received a text message from Alan: "Thank you, Boss Tian." ”

I'm very curious, what do you mean, what do you want to thank for being good, and I replied to what's wrong. But Ah Lan didn't reply to me, which piqued my curiosity even more, so I replied with a text message to ask. But in the evening, I still didn't reply, so I called, and Ah Lan asked, "Is there something wrong with Boss Tian?"

"Oh, I found the man I liked, so thank you. Alan said. I was surprised to say so fast, thinking that this popularity bird is really magical, and it didn't work so quickly when it was sold to customers before, so amazing. After careful questioning, she told me that just last week, she and her colleague attended a product briefing held by an insurance company, and they didn't want to go, but the colleague was also to help the old friend, fill the head, and invite a meal, so Alan had to go. At the briefing, there was a man at the same table who attracted Ah Lan, who was the manager of a financial company, with extraordinary appearance, very delicate dress, and a man with great taste. The two chatted very speculatively, and Ah Lan was also very satisfied with him, and in just a week, a relationship was established.

I smiled and said, "Look, the popularity bird still works!"

Ah Lan asked, "Is it possible that it is not the effect of the amulet? Because that is my colleague's business, even if there is no amulet, I will still go and meet him." "I thought to myself, a lot of clients have this idea, and the sculptor in Beijing was Mr. Cao. Just tell Ah Lan that the power of the amulet is usually like this. If you want to seek wealth, it is impossible for you to directly pick up your wallet on the road, want to seek marriage, and it is impossible to bump into the opposite sex on the street and fall in love, all of which are in transit. If there is no popular bird, and your colleague asks you to participate in the briefing meeting, you may firmly say that there is something else and you can't go, but with the popular bird, the power of ghosts and gods changes your mind in the dark, making you reluctantly agree to go, and the result is a chance encounter.

"You can say whatever you want, anyway. Alan replied.

I said, "If you really think so, then I can't do anything, if every customer who has an effect after inviting the Buddha card is like you, then how can we card dealers eat? I smiled and said that I was in Shanghai and didn't leave, and the train would be back to Shenyang tomorrow afternoon.