Sun Buqi was awakened by the warm sun, and the warm sun at noon was still dazzling. When he woke up, he saw two beautiful women, one big and one small, sitting quietly on the bench, looking at him with four eyes with concern.

Sun Buqi stretched his waist, rubbed his face, and asked softly, "How long have I been asleep?"

Chen Jiachang rubbed his numb shoulders, and his voice was weak, "About half an hour." ”

Jiaojiao opened her big black eyes and asked in a milky voice, "Sister Chang, are you in a relationship with your big brother?"

Chen Jiachang's egg-white face quickly turned rouge, and the blooming triangular plum behind him complemented each other, not inferior at all.

Sun Buqi pulled Jiaojiao into his arms, gently kneaded the little girl's fat little round face, and asked viciously: "Jiaojiao, you are only four years old, who did you learn this?"

Chen Jiachang saw the delicate bun face, which was pinched into different shapes by Sun Buqi, held back the shyness and joy in his heart, and reached out to snatch the little girl and let her out of the clutches of the big demon king.

Jiaojiao smiled, "It's the little army next door, who has always wanted to fall in love with me." But he's so ugly that I don't want to play with him......"

Although he knows that the post-90s and post-00s generations are more precocious, Jiaojiao also lives in the shop all the year round, and has many opportunities to contact adults, and her imitation ability is better, but these words are too mature.

He lay in front of Jiaojiao, pretending to be heartbroken, and said pitifully: "My brother wants to fall in love with my sister, but a big beauty like my sister can't look down on my brother......"

Jiaojiao looked at Chen Jiachang seriously, and said in a milky voice: "Sister Chang, you just promise my brother, my brother is very good, peel prawns for Jiaojiao, and when I grow up, I will marry my brother!"

Sun Buqi poked Chen Jiachang's shoulder, and said with a smile: "We post-80s generations have not yet appeared on the stage, and our thinking is already outdated. ”

He looked at the plum watch on his wrist and said with annoyance: "I have something to do in the afternoon, you help me watch the children for a few hours, anyway, you two are familiar with each other." Here you go, it's hers, here's my meal card. You big and small beauties should get along well and don't fight. ”

Chen Jiachang scolded, "You boys only fight! But I don't have any experience with children." ”

Sun Buqi said shamelessly: "What a coincidence, I don't have either!"

Chen Jiachang whispered to Sun Buqi's distant back, "You will bully me!"

She turned to Jiaojiao and said, "Let's go, my sister will take you to eat delicious food and have fun! Let's blow up my brother's card and let him know how painful it is to raise so many women!"

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Soon after Sun Buqi arrived at CCB, he saw a blue seahorse and slowly stopped.

Tom argued with the taxi driver for a few words before he walked down with a reluctant face. He gave Sun Buqi a big hug and complained,

"It's so infuriating that you don't give me an invoice or reduce the price! Aren't you Chinese all smearing your head? Why are these taxis exceptional, and the drivers have to charge extra money?"

When Sun Buqi saw Tom appear alone, he knew that the success rate of the plan had increased by a few points. Of course, it is also possible that the other party has been in China for a long time and knows that ordinary people do not dare to deceive crooked nuts, and the Chinese government is their best guarantee.

The two got the number and sat in the hall boredly waiting in line.

Sun Buqi looked at the long line, how he wished that time passed more slowly, and Tom was helpless, and kept whispering the slang of his hometown, which was not a nice thing anyway.

Soon, a sweet-looking bank lobby staff looked at the two suspiciously, and then walked up with a smile on his face.

She explained in broken English, "Our bank has a special channel for crooked nuts, so you don't have to wait in line." ”

Sun Buqi rudely pushed away the little sister in the bank, and said viciously:

"Do your job well, my crooked employer, I don't like to be disturbed by strangers!" The sudden uninvited guest made Sun Buqi's heart beat half a beat faster, and in order to send away the enthusiastic bank staff, he had to speak ill of each other.

Tom couldn't understand the girl's Chinese English just now, and asked with a confused expression, "Chinese Sun, what are you arguing about?"

Sun Buqi shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "These vampire brokers, take a fancy to the dollars in your pocket! You also know that our country's renminbi cannot be freely exchanged in the international community; when you travel abroad, there are restrictions on the exchange quota. ”

Tom looks superior and speaks loudly in a series of English accents with strong accents, nothing more than "freedom", "evil", "control", etc.

Sun Buqi pretended to be at a loss and shrugged his shoulders, indicating that he didn't understand what you were saying. He will not be like other Chinese students who constantly praise the freedom and democracy of the United States.

Tom saw that Sun Buqi had a lack of interest, there was no suitable audience, no one echoed, and then he made a voice and expression of envy, jealousy and hatred, and also lost the motivation to talk, and closed his mouth tightly.

The two waited for another half an hour, and the little beauty from the bank came up pitifully, and then invited the two to cut the line, but Sun Buqi refused without hesitation.

Tom looked over with a puzzled face, and Sun Buqi shrugged, "Tom, this young lady said." If you tip a little extra, you can be helped to cut the line. ”

Tom is a stingy guy who wants money, and it is impossible to pay for "services", so Sun Buqi dares to tell him the content of the conversation "openly".

As Sun Buqi expected, Tom shook his hand violently, shook his head, and shouted, "NO. NO, you bureaucrats, stop your hands reaching out to the wallets of ordinary people!"

Sun Buqi smiled and said to the other party's little beauty: "See, people don't appreciate it, keep saying NO, can you understand this word?"

Because of her poor English, the little beauty of the bank could not enter the foreign-related business window, so she could only go to the front desk for an internship, which became an eternal pain in her heart.

Now she was humiliated by Sun Buqi in public, her face was flushed, her eyes were filled with tears, she glared at Sun Buqi viciously for ten seconds, turned around and ran away in a hurry.

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Sun Buqi saw Zheng Shuguang constantly glaring in the distance, and said to Tom, who closed his eyes and recuperated: "There is still about half an hour before it is our turn, I will go to the bathroom, you are here, don't move." ”

He didn't care if Tom liked it or not, and left without hesitation.

Zheng Shuguang asked curiously: "Brother Sun, which play are you playing?" I have already sent someone to invite you twice, but I can't invite your old man's driver. Do you have to let me go out in person, so you can save face?"

Sun Buqi's mouth became O-shaped, knowing that this misunderstanding was big. He thought that the little beauty in the bank just now took the initiative to give courtesy to the crooked nuts, but he didn't expect that it was Zheng Shuguang's special arrangement, and then followed the other party's eyes and saw the little beauty whose eyes were breathing fire.