Chapter 313: The Biggest Pig's Trotter
If you don't go to the Great Wall, you are not a hero, this is the slogan of traveling to the capital.
As a foreign princess, Jessica is also the first time to come to the capital of China, and naturally wants to visit the Great Wall.
This time, Ling Feng drove there by himself, as the little overlord of the capital, how could he not have his own car?
Sitting in the domineering off-road vehicle, Ling Feng looked ahead and said with a smile: "It's also the best time to go to the Great Wall at this time, it's not a holiday, and it's not the best season, so there won't be too many tourists." ”
"Well, it's not interesting to have too many tourists. Luo Bing nodded and said.
"I've seen your festivals, and it's crowded with people, and it's not enough to achieve the purpose of tourism!" Jessica exclaimed.
Ling Feng laughed, he couldn't understand those who chose to travel on vacation, knowing that it would be such a result, but there were still so many people willing to go, this was simply stupid!
A good vacation, but to go crowded with people, this is not tourism, it is a crime!
The car drove down the hill, put it in the parking lot for safekeeping, and then the three of them walked up.
Of course, Luo Bing won't have any problems, after all, she can be regarded as a quasi-master now, but Jessica's physical strength is a little bit worse, and when she walks halfway up the mountain, she can't breathe a little.
"Come on, I'll pull you!" Ye Fan smiled.
"I thought you were going to say you were carrying me. Jessica chuckled.
"It's no problem to carry you, I'm afraid you'll be shy. Ling Feng said with a smile.
"No, I'm bold. Jessica chuckled.
"It's not a question of boldness, it's whether you will make people laugh at you like this and say that you are weak!" Ling Feng said seriously.
"Don't be afraid, people might think we're showing affection!" Jessica grinned.
"Okay, then I'll carry you!" Ling Feng smiled, picked her up, and strode up.
"Gege...... Ling, you're so nice!" Jessica smiled coquettishly, looking very proud.
Luo Bing followed beside him and snorted, "You two are like this, aren't you afraid that I will be angry?"
"It's okay, it's okay, at most he'll let him carry you up too. Jessica chuckled.
Luo Bing glanced at her and snorted, "I'm not that weak!"
"Yo yo yo...... You're not so strong when you're at home!" Jessica chuckled.
Luo Bing was stunned for a moment, and then reacted, and his face immediately turned red: "Jessica, you said you are a princess, why are you so sexy?"
"It's human nature, there's nothing uncolored!Bingbing, you won't understand, we're quite open in this regard!" Jessica said proudly.
Luo Bing rolled her eyes, daring to be too lazy to argue with her about such a boring question, after all, the concept is different, and no one will obey anyone.
Along the way, the people next to him were amazed when they saw Ling Feng carrying a foreign girl on his back, just as Jessica said, no one laughed at her, but most of them were envious, jealous and hateful.
"What a flower on cow dung!" the two young men said with some displeasure.
"No, they said you were cow dung!" Jessica said proudly, speaking Mandarin well.
"Really, even if it's cow dung, I'm the most fragrant one, right?" Ling Feng said proudly.
“…… You're really thick-skinned!" Jessica was a little speechless.
"Thank you!" Ling Feng said with a smile.
When passing by the two young men, Ling Feng said lightly: "You can't even compare to cow dung, so you can only be jealous of others, this kind of mentality is not good!"
After saying that, he walked up quickly, and before the other party could react, he walked more than a dozen steps.
"Damn, that kid is so rampant!" said a young man who finally reacted and said dissatisfiedly.
"Shall we catch up, then?" said another young man.
"Fighting?" said the former youth.
"This ...... He's carrying a man on his back so fast, I'm afraid we won't be able to beat him!" The young man who spoke hesitated.
"It makes sense, although this kid is cow dung, his strength doesn't seem to be weak!" the previous young man had to admit.
"You are such a bad seed!" Luo Bing passed by them, said disdainfully, and then walked up quickly.
“……”
The two young people are called a grievance in their hearts, even if they let a man despise them, they actually let a girl despise them, this is simply unreasonable!
"Do you want to reason with her?"
"Go ahead, I'm shameless!"
"Well, we're out of luck!"
The two young people could only get over their mouths, but they were cowardly to death.
Luo Bing walked up to Ling Feng and snorted, "Cow dung, it's time to carry me!"
"Do you really want to carry it?" Ling Feng said unexpectedly.
"Why not?" Luo Bing snorted.
Ling Feng looked at her, and finally put Jessica down, then smiled, and picked up Luo Bing.
"Men are big pigs' trotters!" Jessica muttered.
“…… Where did you learn it?" Ling Feng almost fell, this girl is interesting!
"It's online!" Jessica said smugly.
"You're right, men are big pigs' trotters, especially our man, who is the biggest pig's trotters!" Luo Bing said hatefully.
"That's right, we'll stew him when we go back in the evening!" Jessica laughed.
Talking and laughing all the way, the three of them also climbed the Great Wall.
"Okay, now you don't have to carry me, right?" Ling Feng put Luo Bing down and gasped slightly.
"Good performance, I'll go back and add vegetables to you in the evening!" Luo Bing said proudly.
"Is it one more time?" Ling Feng said in his ear.
“…… Die!" Luo Bing blushed and flew out with one kick.
This bastard is simply extremely colorful, at any time, anywhere, he can be so shameless!
"Hehe...... Ling Feng easily dodged and then walked forward.
The two women followed behind, and they didn't make any more trouble, this kind of boudoir secret talk, or wait until the evening to go back.
There are really not many people on the Great Wall today, at least it won't be crowded, and it's more comfortable to walk on it.
"What a great project! The wisdom of human beings is really unbelievable!" Jessica said in amazement, looking at the winding Great Wall.
"Yes, the Great Wall, the pyramids, these are incredible projects, in those days, I really don't know how they did it. Ling Feng said with emotion.
"So, never underestimate anyone, no matter how stupid a person is, when they are in a desperate situation, they will burst out with unbelievable power!" Luo Bing said.
"Yes, I agree!" Jessica nodded.
After the three of them played for a long time, they were about to return when there was a noisy sound in front of them.