Chapter 1193 A pair of underwear suffocates the hero
Time passed like flowing water, and more than half a year passed, and it was the end of 2016 in a blink of an eye. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
In the evening of deep winter, far away at the entrance of the "Wenba Ping Township" in western Sichuan and the land of the hidden dragon, a naked "corpse" lay on the ground and did not move for a long time.
"Quack~"
A carrion-loving raven in the sky was quacking, and after circling for a while, the crow swooped down and pecked at the back of the corpse.
With a "bang", the crow's pale yellow beak made a crisp sound as if it were hitting the leather.
Probably hit it too hard, and the crow was dizzy and whirling back and forth on the ground, and it took a while to flutter its wings and fly.
It was dark, but the naked "corpse" still didn't move.
The night breeze did not blow into this col surrounded by mountains on three sides, and it was still like late autumn, although it was cold, but it was not to the bone, and this "corpse" had been lying quietly......
After the cold night, when the first rays of the morning sun shone into this col, the "corpse" on the ground was still there, the difference was that this "corpse" was not covered with hoarfrost like leaves and gravel, and the skin on its back even rendered a milky white halo under the sunlight.
One hour, two hours......
When the sun had fully risen, and it was already ten o'clock in the morning, the fingers of the "corpse" suddenly moved, and an ant that had crawled between his fingers fled in fright.
With the movement of the first finger, soon the whole palm of the hand reacted.
I don't know if I was convinced of something, this palm kept rubbing the stones on the ground, and after five minutes, this "corpse" lying on the ground finally raised its head, and it was Fang Yuanshan.
Looking at the stone in his hand, Nose Subconsciously took a deep breath, and after being sure that it was air, a look of ecstasy instantly swelled up on his face.
However, after the focus was zoomed out, when he saw the desolate scenery in the mountain col, Fang Yuanshan's face was covered with a solemn look, and he glanced around vigilantly a few times, and after being sure that there was no one around, he struggled for a while and tried to sit up.
"Oops~"
A sharp stabbing pain came from his chest, and this sudden pain caused Fang Yuanshan, who had already supported half of his body, to fall down again.
"Damn, it's really big this time. ”
After cursing、Even though my chest still hurts、But half of my face is full of happy smiles。
After relieving his strength, he turned over with great effort, let himself face the sky naked, looked at the blue sky, and involuntarily murmured: "It's so good to be alive." ”
At this time, he looked at the place where he was lying down just now, and found that a solid rock had been crushed, and there was still crushed rock powder stuck to his chest.
He lay down and rested for five minutes, then raised his arm and touched his chest, and he was glad that only two ribs were broken, and the broken parts were still in good shape.
The arms propped up the body back, and when I sat up, I found that I was naked, and a whirlwind echoed in the col, and there was a feeling of wind blowing eggs and eggs in an instant.
"Damn, it's so miserable. ”
Muttering, he turned his head and looked around in the col, the desolate sight made him think that he had entered a new dimensional dimension, but he always felt that this place was very familiar, as if he had seen it somewhere.
After a while, he was amazed, "Hey, isn't this the place where the dragon is hidden?"
After being convinced that he was not mistaken, a look of ecstasy swelled up on his face again, and he muttered, "It's good to go home, it's good to go home, haha...... Ahem......"
He laughed as he spoke, but then was interrupted by a stabbing pain in his chest, and opened his mouth to let out a violent cough.
Thinking of the broken ribs in his chest, he forcibly suppressed his excitement and slowly got up from the ground.
Turning his head to look at the rock powder in the "human-shaped depression" on the ground, I wonder if I would turn into an idiot if I hit my head when it fell?
I checked my body up and down, and found that except for a little skin, my limbs were intact, and there were no broken arms, nor were there any missing arms or legs.
"I know that Master Zu is not kind to me, and when I go back, I will definitely reshape your golden body. ”
Fang Yuanshan, who was caught in the space-time rift at that time, although he hid in the space at the first time, but at this time, he found that the space was completely vulnerable in front of the great power of heaven and earth, and it was squeezed and deformed in an instant.
That is, before the space completely collapsed, the Wolong, which was carved from an unknown stone, actually followed into the space of Fang Yuan Mountain.
Seeing that a man and a "dragon" were about to be annihilated by space, he simply walked out of the space with the determination to die, wanting to see what the space-time rift was like before he died, and it was not in vain to take a trip to the world.
But at this time, that Wolong's whole body exuded a white light, and the power of time and space that could not be used was excluded.
The images of the rift in time and space are bizarre, with colorful bands of light, digitized characters, elongated lights, and even a person's life flashing before his eyes like a movie fast forward.
But none of this had anything to do with him, he only thought about how to get out of that damn space-time rift, and prayed to Sanqing Tianzun, as long as he could come back safely, he would definitely have a stick of incense sooner or later in the future, and reshape their golden bodies.
I don't know if it was his prayer that took effect, or if it was the Wolong he was clinging to, but it took less than a minute in the colorful ribbon of light anyway, and then he was "pushed" down at the next "fork in the road".
Don't think about anything else, the top priority is to find some covering, otherwise someone will be caught as a wild man, and the old face will be lost.
The col was empty, and there was nothing, so that he couldn't find a large leaf to cover it.
Helpless, he could only walk towards the entrance of the valley, Fang Yuanshan's skin was like leather, extremely tough, and the sharp stones did not cause any damage to the soles of his feet, not even a white mark was left.
After waiting out of the valley, the mountain village in front of him appeared in front of him, and seeing this scene that he had vaguely seen, he was determined at this time that this was an unknown mountain village under Wenba Ping Township in "Wenchuan County".
Going out naked like this would definitely frighten the old man inside, but after searching in the forest for a long time, he couldn't find anything like plastic film, and finally he simply peeled off the bark from a dead tree and surrounded him.
"Why, why is this happening?"
Although it was self-deprecating, but thinking of that thunder punishment, he felt that he was not wronged this trip.
I didn't think much about it, and after entering the mountain village, I walked on the old bluestone road, my head peeking left and right, trying to find a dress to wear.
Finally, in front of a thatched house, an old-fashioned tunics was found hanging outside, and the cuffs that were hung down were worn out.
looked into the house, there was no one inside, jumped in and dragged the tunic off, and then pulled a half-dry gray and white autumn pants, and then ran away.
"Sins, Sins~"
Thinking that this place was in a remote area, and these two clothes were probably the only set of clothes for the head of the household, but he stole them from others, Fang Yuanshan felt a deep sense of guilt in his heart.
Fang Yuanshan, who wanted to come back and apologize again, ran into the woods by the road with his clothes, and after putting on his clothes, the sense of shame finally faded a little.
Looking down at the crotch of his pants, he found that the younger brother's position was still wide open, although it was a little better than just now, but it still made him quite awkward, and he felt the need to find another pair of shorts.
What made him depressed was that he didn't see any underwear drying at the entrance of the village, and he didn't even find anyone drying clothes.
"Hell, it's impossible to go in and steal it, right?"
This mountain village is still a long way from the village, and he has no documents yet, and the clothes he wears are smooth at a glance, if he is caught as a thief, then there will be fun.
Tomorrow, the headlines of the world's newspapers will be: Fang Yuanshan, chairman of the Yuanshan Group, infiltrated a farmer in a certain year and at a certain time, stole a pair of underwear and a number of tattered clothes......
"Huh~"
Thinking of this possibility, he shuddered.
"Damn, a pair of underwear suffocates the hero~"
Gritting his teeth, he finally decided to "borrow" a pair of underwear, or pants to wear.
I found a locked house and walked in, the yard was overgrown with weeds, and it looked like it had been abandoned for a while.
When he got closer, he pulled the lock on it hard, but he didn't expect the lock to be torn off, but he dragged it down with the door panel, making a "boom" sound, which was heard far away in this quiet mountain village.
"Bah, bah~"
Fan the dust kicked up, and then stepped on the door panel and walked into the room.
There were very few things in the house, a few stacks of firewood, a tank without water, and an old-fashioned wooden bed with straw mats.
When he saw this scene, he was immediately disappointed, and just as he was about to leave, he thought about it and walked towards the bed, and after lifting the straw mat on the bed, a rotten wooden box appeared in the ground.
"Hehe, kill that guy, luck can't stop the city walls. ”
Fang Yuanshan, who was grinning, slowly bent down and opened the lid of the wooden box under the bed, and a nest of mice that were still sleeping on their clothes were scared and scurried around.
I dragged a few pieces of clothing out of the box, shook off the mouse droppings that stuck to it, and then put it in front of me and tried it on, although it didn't fit too well, but it was better than nothing.
The only bad thing is that these clothes are all summer clothes, big pants, floral shirts, white tank tops, and the only ones that are not bad are ripped jeans.
I didn't care about the spots on the jeans, so I just pulled it up and looked at it, and it felt okay.
After putting on the vest, I still put on the tunic suit, and when there was no problem, I just wanted to leave here, but I suddenly remembered that I was barefoot.
After looking around the house, he found a pair of sandals covered in cobwebs in the corner, pulled them on, and left......
(To be continued.) )