opened the package to reveal a long wooden box, Lao Qin was very excited, and said let me wait, his wife didn't wake up, and we had to watch it together when the time came. I said then push it to wake up, Lao Qin waved his hand again and again, saying that no one can push his wife hard when she sleeps, and she has to play with you. I thought to myself, when will this be waiting, and when I saw that the clock on the wall was already eight o'clock, I heard his wife turn over on the bed and say loudly, "Oh I, I'm awake—" The sound was very loud, especially the tail sound almost buzzed my ears, and the posture of stretching was also exaggerated.

Lao Qin smiled and said wake up, get up quickly, Boss Tian is here, wait for you to open the box and enjoy the mountain spirit together. His wife bounced off the bed in her pajamas, and although she was not tall, she was very athletic and had a lot of flesh on her body. Seeing the wooden box on the table, she ran over and picked up the wooden box and opened the lid in a few steps. Before I could reach out, she opened the lid of the box, revealing a mountain spirit with a red cloth inside. His wife immediately threw down the wooden box and called "Mom", but fortunately I was quick and caught it with both hands, otherwise I would have to throw it on the ground.

"Be careful!" I said unhappily.

Lao Qin's wife glared at me: "Blame me, why is it so ugly!" I said that I had sent a photo to Lao Qin before, haven't you seen it? She said that it was not really scary. Lao Qin was very nervous, holding the wooden box to look at it carefully, and asked me what kind of creature I was. I relayed the origin of what Azan Pai and his assistant said before, and the two looked at each other and thought it was amazing. Carefully took out the piece of paper from under the red cloth, handed it to the two of them, and told Lao Qin to carefully read the words on it first, and conscientiously complete the ceremony of making the entrance, that is, at midnight, carefully recite the mantra three times, and then with the blood offering, you can start the offering. In particular, taboos must be observed, and must not be careless.

His wife took the piece of paper from Lao Qin's hand, probably thinking that the string of mantras with Hanyu Pinyin was funny, and read it out loud with a curious face as she looked at it. I hurriedly snatched the paper and said angrily, "I just said that only worshippers can recite this mantra at midnight, what's the matter with you?"

"Don't you just say it casually!" she was more straightforward than me. I was helpless, so I had to hand the paper to Lao Qin and let him put it away by himself, this offering can only be made by him, this paper can't be read casually by others, let alone read casually. Lao Qin's wife was even more unhappy, saying that I was someone else, I was too lazy to pay attention to her, and then I heard Lao Qin's mother-in-law outside shouting "It's time to eat", Lao Qin's wife hurriedly said: "Oh, Mom, it's time to eat, I'm hungry!"

Lao Qin asked me: "You haven't eaten either, come on, eat some together!" I really didn't eat breakfast, so I didn't be polite, I went out to the corridor, the old lady entered her bedroom and closed the door, there were two small bowls of rice porridge, a few steamed buns and two plates of stir-fried vegetables on the table. Lao Qin said that your mother is also true, knowing that Boss Tian is at home, and he doesn't serve a bowl of porridge to anyone.

"When you're old, your brain is not good, so let him do it himself. Lao Qin's wife picked up the steamed bun and started eating, and waved her hand at Lao Qin continuously, not understanding what it meant. I was a little embarrassed, and I was embarrassed to do it myself, but I saw Lao Qin take out two bottles of beer from the beer box in the corner and open them, one bottle for each of them, and they drank each other, and they didn't mean to serve porridge for me. simply cheeky and went to the kitchen to serve a bowl of porridge.

As soon as I sat down, the two of them had already drunk half a bottle of beer, I picked up a steamed bun, and suddenly saw the slightly bulging belly of Lao Qin's wife. She looked at me, "What are you looking at?"

I asked Lao Qin, "Is your wife pregnant?" and Lao Qin said yes, what's wrong. I was shocked, saying how can a pregnant woman still drink, Lao Qin didn't speak, his wife pouted, and said What a big deal, who stipulates that pregnancy can't drink. I seriously say that you must not drink any alcoholic beverages when pregnant, otherwise it is easy to increase the rate of malformations.

Lao Qin waved his hand: "Pull it down, don't listen to those experts, whether the child is born smart or stupid, it is doomed a long time ago, and it has nothing to do with drinking." If he was smart, he would be fine if he drank every day, and who of those deviants drank from alcohol?" his wife laughed along, sneering at me, and gulping down the beer's spout. I thought it was unbelievable, but I thought to myself, it's not my wife who is pregnant, so I care so much and eats by myself. The old lady's low cry was faintly heard from the north bedroom, and I suddenly stopped my chopsticks and looked in the direction of the bedroom.

"It's my mother," Lao Qin's wife said, "You don't care about her, she said that we were deceived that day, and asked us both to go to the police, don't you say it's mentally ill!" After speaking, he waved his hand at Lao Qin, Lao Qin hurriedly bent down and took out two bottles of beer from the box, and opened the cap with a lighter, the two seemed to be in a good mood, and touched each other's bottles, and continued to drink. Seeing this, I didn't plan to eat more, half a small bowl of porridge and a steamed bun were already full, put down the chopsticks and sat next to the newspaper to read the newspaper, the two of them had already finished eating, but they were still drinking bottle after bottle. There were more and more empty bottles on the table, and it didn't take long for the two of them to drink five bottles of "Old Snow" each, and I was so impressed that I had nothing to say.

At the same time, I have concerns. Lao Qin, who drank too much, would go off the board, and when the time came, what should I do if I didn't admit it? Finally, when they finished drinking and entered the bedroom, Lao Qin's wife was lying on the bed, humming and shouting that she was tired, I thought to myself, pregnant women get up early in the morning and drink five bottles of old snowflakes, it's strange if they are not tired. Lao Qin sat at the table, reached out and took out two pieces of candy from a transparent plastic bucket and handed me one. I saw the words "Super Strength Mint" written on it, and hurriedly waved my hand to say no, Lao Qin said: "This old is strong, you try!" I refused, Lao Qin peeled off the candy and threw it into his mouth. When I saw the mountain spirit on the table, I asked him how to solve the problem of not being seen by others after getting started.

Lao Qin thought for a while: "If you get rich in the future, you will buy a safe, and now put it under the bed, no one will go through it if you have nothing to do." "I said that it has to be like this, if it can really be transferred, you two will have to move out of your father-in-law's house sooner or later, and you have to be careful when you move, don't forget the mountain spirit, Lao Qin nodded again and again.

Listening to him, it seemed to be quite organized, I knew that it seemed that Lao Qin had a lot of alcohol, and five bottles of beer in the morning might be just gargling for him and his wife, so he took the opportunity to ask for his leave, he understood, put the wooden box containing the mountain spirit under the bed board, let his wife watch it well, and went out of the house with me. There is a construction bank across the road in the community, and after entering, Lao Qin and I both took out our China Construction Bank cards, and he came to the counter and asked the staff to transfer me 100,000 yuan.