Stinky fart Li Yifeng
Yang Jinxi stood at the entrance of the cave with his hands in his hands and witnessed the thunder and rain dissipate. Whether it's the Holy Light Continent or the Wasteland, the rainy season is either for months or hundreds of times a month.
The sky was already slightly exposed, and the clouds gathered on the horizon, as if soaked in blood, revealing a faint red.
At a height of more than ten meters above the ground, Yang Jianxi has an unobstructed view of the scenery. "Gone from the hustle and bustle of the city, it will be quiet, and a cup of coffee will be alive and well!. Looking into the distance, Yang Jinxi muttered to himself. A noise behind him caught his attention.
turned around, it turned out to be Li Yifeng screaming there.
"OMG, how could I be here, Who.can.tell.me!"
"Boss, boss, where.are.you?"
......
"Your English sometimes makes me wonder who the hell is the main character. ”
Hearing Li Yifeng's voice, Yang Jinxi took the flint handle and walked towards Li Yifeng in the cave.
Last night, after the monster disappeared, Yang Jinxi walked out after making sure that Li Yifeng was okay, leaving him untouched, and sometimes it was good to have a volunteer as bait.
Thinking that the old monster would come out again, Yang Zhenxi didn't close his eyes at the entrance of the cave all night, but he still overestimated the courage of that thing after all.
It turns out that Liang Jingru will only bring courage to the people of the earth.
"I said that you can stop for a while every day, do you know what it means to be in danger and not chaotic, and Mount Tai will collapse in front of you without changing your face?"
Li Yifeng, who was in the dark, was in a hurry, and suddenly found a bright light coming from the entrance of the cave in the distance, in his eyes, Yang Jianxi seemed to be stepping on auspicious clouds like a colorful auspicious cloud, and the flint handle in his hand was so dazzling in his eyes, like a bright torch.
"Oh!my.hero.I'm here!"
Li Yifeng waved and shouted at Yang Jixi who came slowly with a handful of snot and tears.
Seeing this scene in front of him, Yang Jinxi immediately understood that he shouldn't come.
"Ah, God, save this poor baby, who the hell will tell me how to go to the mental hospital!" Yang Jinxi's heart roared......
But you still have to pretend to be expressionless, with a cold and arrogant look, who calls yourself the leader.
"You're the tease sent by the legendary monkey, I see." ”
Looking at Li Yifeng, who was not far away with snot and tears flying sideways, and striding towards him with open hands, Yang Jinxi's heart was desperate.
Expected, but also unexpected. Yang's bent his heart and feet, specializing in all kinds of commotion......
"Boss, you don't know that I woke up and found that there was darkness around me, I was so scared, the main thing is that I don't have you, so insecure. ”
Li Yifeng, who was kicked far away by Yang Jinxi, did not understand or get angry at all, but continued his yin and yang strange voice.
"I'm too lazy to talk to you, I'll ask you how much you remember about last night. ”
Yang Zhenxi couldn't bear it anymore, so he simply interrupted him and asked.
Hearing Yang Jianxi's question, Li Yifeng also put away the angry voice, got up from the ground, and touched a handful of snot with the dirt and dust. Yang Jinxi, who watched it, got goosebumps and fell to the ground.
"Last night, didn't you tell me to go into the cave with you last night, and I fell asleep feeling dizzy as I walked. It's here when I wake up. Li Yifeng recalled for a while and said calmly.
After listening to Li Yifeng's answer, it didn't seem like there was a problem with looking at him like this, and there was no need for him to lie about it.
"It seems that the old monster's spiritual secret art is still quite good. Yang Zhen was secretly shocked in his heart
The deepest part of consciousness is called memory, and the ability to manipulate memory is terrifying.
"Of course, no matter how terrible it is, it's terrible, and it's not as good as the plug-in on my brother!" Yang Jinxi said proudly. Then I was afraid for a while, "If it weren't for the immortal Yin Yang Sutra moving and protecting the mind when it was dangerous, I was afraid that I would burp now." ”
Compared to that old monster, Yang Jinxi was more interested in the patterns on the wall of this cave, the formation called the Immortal Formation by that thing.
Of course, there is also the space formation on the cliff wall at the end of the cave not far ahead.
"What the hell is this place? Yang Jinxi analyzed in his heart. "He used to stay in the Northern Spirit Academy for a while, and he also knew how powerful this formation of covering the heavens was, but it was also lost,"
"And this cave not only has some immortal arrays, but also a spatial magic array in this array.
Yang Jinxi also understands this method of layout, this is a formation within a formation, and it is extremely difficult to arrange, not to mention that it is still necessary to arrange another formation in an immortal array that has been lost for thousands of years. The difficulty can be imagined. ”
"I don't know if that Wind Howling knew about this cave before he was born, it stands to reason that if he knew, he would definitely mark it on the map,"
"Or did he not know at all? And where did the name of this cave come from, and did he come up with it?"
Yang Jinxi was thoughtful on the side.
"Boss, what are you doing here, let's get out quickly, it's not dark. ”
Li Yifeng looked at Yang Jinxi leaning against the cave wall in a daze, and couldn't help but remind.
"I said you're such a big person, and you're still afraid of the dark?" Hearing this, Yang Jianxi came back to his senses and didn't have an air.
"What's wrong with being afraid of the dark, being afraid of the dark is my character, you're not afraid, you're not afraid why didn't you come in alone yesterday, and you forced me to join me. ”
Li Yifeng listened to Yang Jianxi's words and didn't do anything, but he didn't dare to confront Yang Jinxi, so he had to complain quietly on the side.
"Gotcha, gotta gotcha, gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha gotcha gotchap Looking at Li Yifeng's angry face, Yang Jinxi was also speechless. I had to take the flint handle and walk in front, and after reaching the range that the light outside the cave could reach, Li Yifeng sighed with relief.
Yang Jinxi ignored him in this regard, shook his head helplessly, luckily, and waved his hand to remove Yu Ruihong's barrier. As for Yang Yiyi, who was sleeping on the other side, Yang Zhenxi didn't lift her barrier.
"It's still so early, let her sleep a little longer. ”
Yang Jinxi thought so in his heart.
Not long after the isolation barrier was lifted, Yu Ruihong, Wang Gang and others woke up one after another, and after greeting Yang Jianxi one by one, they all stood there with nothing to do, looking like they were waiting for Yang Jianxi to speak.
Yang Jinxi didn't see it, he was walking to the side against Yang Yiyi, who was sleeping on the cave wall, and then lay down, hugged her under the gaze of everyone, and closed his eyes.
It doesn't matter what others think, I haven't slept all night and am still on high alert, and the most important thing is that I still think about you, and I didn't ask you to come over to beat your back and pinch your legs.
Before falling asleep, Yang Jianxi thought like this......
"Master, this is?" everyone looked at the two sleeping people in front of them, and they couldn't speak for a while. It was Yu Ruihong who pointed to Yang Jinxi's place and spoke first.
"You don't understand, I'll tell you Sister Ruihong, this is called back to the cage, but it's fragrant. ”
"How about it, do you want to give it a try? Let's sleep like the boss?"
Li Yifeng looked at Yu Ruihong's puzzled expression, stood up and explained with a smile.
"We?" Hearing this, Yu Ruihong pointed to Li Yifeng in front of her, and then pointed to herself, and asked with a puzzled face.
"That's right, it's only fragrant to sleep when you go back to sleep. Didn't you see that the boss was also holding the Yiyi girl? How about it, why don't we two try it too?"
"I can tell you, listen to the boss talk about this cage sleep, not only has the effect of sleeping comfortably for girls, but also can beautify and nourish the skin. ”
Li Yifeng said with a stinky expression.
"Not serious!" After listening to Li Yifeng's explanation, Yu Ruihong instantly blushed, turned her face away and snorted coldly, like the sound of a cat in spring.
"Senior brother, shame and shame!" Yu Qin listened to Li Yifeng's words and looked at Yu Ruihong's shy appearance, and grimaced at Li Yifeng.
It's just that the long scar on the face that cuts through the eyes can't be related to cuteness no matter how you look at it.
"Go, go, what do you and the little baby know, the boss said that men and women are together, that is a big step in the development of the human race!"
Li Yifeng said with his nose turned to the sky as if he was not convinced, as if he was dissatisfied with Yu Ruihong's appearance.
"When the hell did I say such a thing!" Yang Jianxi, who was resting with his eyes closed, almost didn't wake up.
But when I think about it, eleven or twelve-year-old girls should also reach the age of youth and ignorance, and the people of this world are as conservative as ancient China, but they are also mature.
Although Yang Jianxi was only sixteen years old in his previous life, in the open era of his previous life, Yang Jianxi did not go to bars and open hotels in his spare time. Who said that cultivation can't be spent on drinking?
Did you say that?
Have it?
Elementary school students know that they have to combine work and rest!
Holding Yang Yiyi's hand tightly, Yang Jinxi decided not to pay attention to them anymore. What about love, you can still turn the sky upside down. There is a kind of groundbreaking confession that you Li Yifeng came to the scene to open the world, or a world-renowned love action.
Otherwise, the sky will not be able to stop my brother and Yiyi from sleeping with mandarin ducks. ......
"I remember that the head of the house said last night that he would go to explore the cave after a while, but I didn't expect this rest to be so long, I'm really ashamed!. ”
Wang Mu looked at the light outside the cave and the darkness in the depths, and said with a look of shame.
"Eh, where is Senior Brother Wang, how can you let you interfere in such a dangerous matter, just last night, the head and I have already gone in to explore this hole,"
"It's just a dozen meters deep, the road is flat, and there is no danger. ”
As soon as Wang Mu finished speaking, Li Yifeng hurriedly answered. He's worried that he won't have a chance to perform.
Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the eyes of the four people were focused on him, and this feeling of attention was refreshing.
Li Yifeng, don't mention how much he has to say.
"Really?" asked Wang Gang.
"Of course, if you don't believe it, we can go in and have a look, we can guarantee that there is no fake!" Hearing this, Li Yifeng looked at Wang Gang, thinking of what Yang Jinxi had said to him before, and replied confidently.
After speaking, he bent down and picked up the flint handle and walked inside, "Keep up, senior brother will lead you to the super-social!" while walking, he didn't forget to shout to the people behind him.