"Meow?" "Where are you going to catch me?"

"Hey, hey, hey, want to... Cultivation?"

"Meow..."I don't want to.

"..."It seems that the method is not right, and it needs to be seduced in a different way.

"After cultivating, there are a lot of small dried fish to eat..."

"Meow--" I'm tired of eating that kind of stuff like dried fish.

"This cat deserves to starve to death!"

"After cultivating, you'll be able to beat those stray cats. ”

"Meow!" is not a good boy to fight...

"This cat deserves to be killed!"

Xu Yuanxuan was very angry...

For a cat who doesn't have much desire to play around, there's really no good way to seduce...

"After cultivating, you can be resurrected..."Xu Yuanxuan continued to tempt, after all, in this time and space, the conditions for the formation of ghosts are very harsh, and the existence time is also very short, and now the ghost keeper who lives in Xu Xiyan's soul is very hungry... Encountering this cat is like Columbus discovering the New World... That's not all, in that new world, there is also a group of very coolly dressed Miss World...

Well, it is said that the pair of two men in Columbus's fleet is a very normal thing... No wonder a certain island country is a world-famous corrupt country, these sailors are adrift at sea all the year round, and they can't find a girl, so they can only ... Cough..

The ghost keeper screamed, urging Xu Yuanxuan to accept the cat's soul, but this matter had to be voluntary by the cat itself, otherwise it would be forced to agree to embark on the path of ghost cultivation, and this would definitely become its inner demon in the future. At that time, Xu Yuanxuan will not be raising ghosts, but raising demons...

If he really does this, Little Lori Tiandao will immediately take back the soul of this cat, not to mention, it is estimated that he will also send Xu Yuanxuan a six-nine catastrophe, and he will also say to Xu Yuanxuan, "No thanks, it's free." ”

"It can be resurrected..."The kitten thought about it but still refused, "It's too painful to live, I choose to die." ”

Well, did you charge for advertising a game?

But now is not the time to complain..."Don't you want to ask what you did wrong? If you promise me, I'll tell you." ”

The kitten was stunned, this was its only obsession, and it wanted to know why it was thrown away...

"Okay, but you have to tell me first..."

Xu Yuanxuan didn't intend to fool it, and directly said all its behaviors after being controlled by the intelligent core.

"So, in the end, is it because I'm naïve?"

How did you get this information?

"That action of yours is too dangerous, and it is natural to be given up by Yumeng, but you could have become the pet of the fourth princess, how did you treat her before? You know, the less cloth there is for clothes, the more beautiful it is..."

"It's... Is that so? I don't know if there is a cat beauty salon in the underworld, I want to shave bald..."Hey, shouldn't your focus be on why you died? And do you think that people and cats can be measured by the same aesthetics? A short-haired cat, there will be people who like it, but the bald ladyboy cat will definitely be disgusted! Because your presence will deprive the owner of the greatest pleasure... A bald cat, how do you masturbate?

Seo Won-hyun feels so tired...

"Okay, let's first popularize the aesthetic differences between humans and cats..."

Xu Yuanxuan, let's talk for a long time, and finally let this cat ghost understand that less clothes and less hair are not the same concept, and they can't be confused.

"Got it, humans like you cats, in addition to liking the cats themselves, the cat's mouth attracts them because of your hair... You're all bald, who still cares about you?"

The cat soul pouted, "You humans are really superficial. ”

I'm sorry, but we humans are so superficial... Xu Yuanxuan thought of the giant pandas he met when he went to Sichuan... This cat and those giant pandas probably have a common language, but unfortunately, it is basically unlikely that this cat will have the opportunity to meet those giant pandas, otherwise it is estimated that they will have to worship in these goods...

"Don't you humans know that the most valuable thing for our cats is the vigorous body, as well as the multi-functional shock-absorbing meat pad with the skeletal structure of the cat's physical ergonomics. It is estimated that it may also be lame... It doesn't matter! We still have retractable paws that can test the width of the beard?" the kitten looked proud.

"I'm sorry, we humans just need you cats to sell cute..."Xu Yuanxuan sank the kitten with a word...

It's very depressed, and everything that cats are proud of is so worthless in the eyes of humans?

"So you're not doing your job, if you're a feral cat, you can jump up and down and fight with other cats for food. But as a pet cat, your main responsibility is to make the owner feel that you care about her, that you care about her, that you can't do without her... In this way, she will also be inseparable from you. But the impression you bring to the third and fourth princesses is only frizzy, ignorant of severity, and hurtful at every turn... You're a pet, I'm afraid not many people will like you..."Of course, there are also some strange owners who especially love to clean up the mess for their pets... For example, raising Erha's...

Xu Yuanxuan stroked the kitten and smoothed it "Different positions do different jobs, and the same is true for us humans, you cats are only divided into three kinds of work, pet cats, stray cats, and wild cats." And we humans are divided into three major industries, countless types of work... Three hundred and sixty lines, this number is far from enough to summarize all the occupations of human beings, each of whom has its own role to perform in order to make this society a healthy society... Many people don't necessarily like their jobs, but they don't have a choice. ”

The kitten fell silent, caught up in the summary of her past.

After a while, it looked up, "So, what are you going to do with my cat's soul?"

"Hehe, deal with... Do you think we are some kind of evil organization?" said Xu Yuanxuan, feigning anger.

The kitten asked cutely, "Aren't you?"

"Well, in a sense, Seo Won-hyun is now tricking kittens into engaging in live experiments that he doesn't know if they will succeed... So, this kind of behavior is really similar to what the evil scientist really wants...

"These don't matter, what matters is... You will gain the power to change your fate, you can take your own cat life in your own hands, and no one will be able to beat and scold you at will," Xu Yuanxuan said this sentence not only to the kitten but also to himself... He is not strong enough now to truly control his own destiny, his own life, to protect his lover... He's going to keep going strong... A little stronger...

"Really... Doesn't it be a cat born at the mercy of others, but a cat born by me?Sounds good, in that case, I'll be at your mercy for once..."The kitten made the first and most important decision in his meow life... Since then, the happy life has been far from it, and it is sitting on the express train that is sailing to the abyss of hell... GXXX No. ...

Xu Yuanxuan smiled, and his smile was very eerie..."Very good, I think, you and your breeder will get along very happily..."

Xu Yuanxuan went home, found an object with aura, and stuffed the soul of the ghost girl and the kitten into it, and the jade bracelet was the home of the two of them for the time being. Hopefully they won't feel too crowded...

After doing these things, Xu Yuanxuan hurried back, and his wife was about to give birth... Now is the best time to brush up on your good feelings in front of your wife... Although Zhu Yumeng's favor has been brushed to reverence by Xu Yuanxuan, but there is still worship on the top, isn't it? Only by worshiping prestige can you straighten up your waist and be a man at home in the future! Otherwise, you can only live a life that is inferior to a cat in this life... Although that cat is also what he became...