"Don't wash it...... Okay?" I replied, I had heard it said before that it was best not to take a shower after drinking, lest you have a heart attack.

I heard Kaohsiung say again: "Lie on the ground, don't move for me, or Lao Tzu will kill you!"

Then I heard another voice coming from the balcony: "I—I'm not moving, boss." I immediately turned off the sprinkler head, walked from the bathroom to the balcony, and saw a young man squatting on the balcony, constantly giving Kaohsiung a beating. At that time, I was half awake from the wine, and I quickly asked who this person was. Kaohsiung snorted and said who else would it be besides the thief, hit him first and then call the police, and then look around the house for something. The thief was so frightened that he knelt on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly, saying that he was also a beginner and had not stolen anything, and begged us to let him go, and not to call the police.

I've heard the saying before, "Born from the heart", which means that what kind of person has a certain appearance, and those who look kind and kind will not be too bad, and those who look like they are sharp and annoying, most of them are not good things. Of course, this sentence does not make sense in many cases, but this man seems to be honest and honest, and he really does not look like the kind of thief who is a habitual thief. So I asked Kaohsiung not to be in a hurry and let him come into the house and ask about it. Kaohsiung took the wooden stick that hung on the balcony in his hand, carried the man's collar to the living room, and took a few sticks on his back, beating him so much that he screamed. I was afraid that this old brother would get drunk and beat this one to death again, so I hurriedly went over to stop him.

Kaohsiung sat on the sofa and asked the man to squat on the ground and not move, I saw that the clothes he was wearing were very old, and a little dirty, I don't know how many days he hadn't washed them, and his whole body smelled rancid. I saw Kaohsiung's leather bag open on the coffee table, and all the things inside were scattered outside, there were more than a dozen Buddha cards alone, and the laptop was also placed diagonally on the sofa, so I took out my mobile phone and called 110 to call the police.

"I'm old and young," the man grabbed my arm, tears streaming down, "If it weren't for the high cost of the two children's make-up fees, I wouldn't have come out to do this." This time I only did it for the second time, the first time I found an old computer, sold it for six hundred yuan, I know it's wrong to steal, but it's also forced, you adults have a lot, let me go, I promise never to do it again......" He cried very sadly, tears flowing.

Kaohsiung slapped him on the back of the head: "The computer sells for 600 yuan, do you know what important documents are in it? What do you do not do is not a thief, there is a kind of why don't you go to the road to rob?" The man cried and said no, even if the robbery is attempted, it will be sentenced.

Kaohsiung and I looked at each other, and we couldn't laugh or cry, it seems that this is still a thief with a lot of legal awareness. Kaohsiung asked me to call the police, but I hesitated. It's not that I pity the thief, but I am afraid of revenge. I didn't steal anything, and I didn't have a criminal record, so the circumstances were minor, and at most I was detained for seven days.

Seeing that I hesitated, Kaohsiung was a little discouraged, and said, "Do you want to call the police? If you don't report it, let him get out!" Seeing that I hesitated, the man began to plead again, and I thought about it and said forget it.

"Stealing from the card dealer, you kid is really bold enough!" Kaohsiung continued to train him, "Believe it or not, I found someone from Thailand to give you a bow, and let you be unlucky for half your life?" The man probably didn't understand at all, but he still nodded again and again, and I handed the leather bag on the coffee table to Kaohsiung and asked him to check if there was anything missing.

Kaohsiung checked and counted the dozen or so Buddhist cards one by one, and there was no problem with the number and things, and I checked it twice inside and outside the house, and I was sure that I didn't lose anything. When we went out with Kaohsiung, we both carried our wallets with us, leaving only our purses, so there was nothing of value in this rental room except for the laptop. It seems that the thief only turned over halfway, and before he could go out with the computer, he met the two of us back, and his luck was bad enough.

In the end, Kaohsiung scolded that he was tired, and turned over the thief's whole body, hoping to find his ID card so that he could keep a record of the case. But his body is cleaner than his face, only a bunch of keys, not even a mobile phone, it seems that he was ready when he came out to commit the crime, and he didn't bring anything valuable or anything that could prove his identity. Kaohsiung took a positive photo of this person with his mobile phone, and then told him to get out, saying that if he committed it again in the future, he would upload the photo to the Internet and send it to the police, but he couldn't find him. The thief promised again and again, and went away with a thousand thanks.

At night, I lay in bed and thought to myself, after all, I didn't call the police, and I didn't beat the thief into anything, so I don't think he would come to take revenge on me, it would be too inhumane. What I didn't expect was that I actually saw this thief again later, but it was not that he retaliated again, nor did I step on it and wanted to steal it again, but for another reason.

Five or six days had passed, and Kaohsiung had already left Panyu in Guangzhou and returned to Thailand after finishing business in Zhuhai. At about ten o'clock that night, I came back from a small park near me to cool off, and at the door of my apartment I saw a man standing in the shadow of a nearby flower bed, his cigarette butt coming on and out, and all I could tell was wearing a black T-shirt, but I couldn't see his appearance. I didn't think much of it and walked straight into the building. My apartment is on the fourth floor, and when I went up to the third floor, I heard soft footsteps downstairs, and I looked sideways through the gap in the middle of the stairs and saw a man smoking and going upstairs.

At that time, the security in Guangzhou was far from being as good as it is now, so I usually had to be cautious, and I was suspicious. I took the key into the house and closed the door, I stood at the door, looking out through the door mirror, the corridor light was not out, and a man in a black T-shirt was standing outside the door, looking left and right, as if hesitating. The scene outside the door mirror was a little distorted, but I could still see clearly that it was the thief who had been blocked in the house by me and Kaohsiung last week. I thought badly, I didn't call the police, and you want to take revenge? What kind of mentality is this!

I didn't dare to move, kept staring at the door, slowly took out my mobile phone with my left hand, pressed 110 and was about to dial, but I heard someone knocking on the door gently. Looking through the door mirror, it was actually the thief knocking on the door, if he wanted to find out if there was anyone in the house, it was reasonable, but he knew that I had just entered the house, how could he dare to do this? Are the thieves so arrogant now? What does he want to come in for, will he bring a knife...... The more I thought about it, the more frightened I became, so I quickly dialed the number, and at the same time turned the anti-lock button with my right hand, and then hung the door bracelet.

"Boss," whispered the thief outside, "it's me, you open the door first, I have something to discuss with you." ”

Hearing him say this, I was even more suspicious, thinking that you were a fool to me, let you in and settle accounts with me, thinking that the door lock had been locked, and there was a door chain, I had nothing to fear, so I said loudly: "You get out of here, I'm calling 110 to call the police, I don't believe you can pry faster than the police!"