A door on the fifth floor opened inward, and I walked inside.

He wrapped his bath towel around him, greeted me with a big belly, and held my slender hand tightly.

"Oh, oh, my old friend, just got off the plane, why don't you send a **,

My Rolls-Royce will be able to pick you up at the airport in ten minutes!"

"You see, I have my own Mercedes. I pointed to my long legs with my suitcase.

"Look, you came too suddenly, and you didn't give a notice, and the pretty girl didn't prepare much, how embarrassing!

You're really half an hour late, I've already enjoyed the one you went down just now, have you met it?"

"Yes, she also held me up that brand new LV, and I said, why does it stink so much!"

"I've already used the bag once, so I threw it to her, and it only had eight thousand odds in it.

It takes up too much space, so ask her to help spend it. Why, sniffing out my wealth?"

Hmph! People who can't even be foolish, who else can I be!

★.

"you big-headed ghost of the horse! It's really sè! Lao Tzu just met just a sweeping aunt. Got a garbage bag!"

"Old friend, don't look away, that's the waste I invited to Wangfeng at a high price, and she cleans up the waste from me every day,

There are thousands of yuan, I don't look down on it at all, and I give it all to her as water!"

"You and her horses are still bragging, you really don't change!" I pulled down his bath towel,

"It's still the original teapot spout, but the trumpet that comes out is more smelly. ”

Da Niu is a stinky and shameless one, too shameless, he is not ashamed, he is dressed in a shirt, and he hugs Lao Tzu:

"I haven't seen you for a few years, little white rabbit!

"Go!" threw the bull on the bed, and I grabbed it from the suitcase,

Hmph! People who can't even be foolish, who else can I be!

★.

"Hurry up, don't play dead dog, get some drink for buddy!"

"Sir, do you want brandy, whiskey, Moutai, coffee, or cloud tea?"

"Ma Ma Di, you are really hopeless, you are still putting up fake scores, I want to add Duobao in a jar, can you get it?"

"So how can it be? Is that the material for entertaining old friends? There is dry grain grass specially brought out from my hometown under this bed,

It's rare for you to come here, so I'm going to have to pull it out and give you two mouthfuls!

"She's a horse, you don't even give me a sip of water to entertain your buddies in vain," I patted the box I brought,

"I'll just throw this box of black weapons at the aunt downstairs. ”

Black weapons! He should know the value!

"Don't, don't, a glass of water, a glass of water, it's too late to heat up, you'll be there, you'll be there, you'll be there!"

Hmph! People who can't even be foolish, who else can I be!

★.

The mud of the big cow has not changed, and the mouth is warm, Lao Tzu only drank two sips of cold water, even if he entertained me to eat and drink,

Immediately handed over the cigarettes: "Hongta Mountain, Daqianmen, Three Five, Yuxi, Yellow Crane Tower, Treasurer brand cigarettes,

Luckystrike's one, I can't look at it all, it's still this flue-cured tobacco, authentic!"

The big cow is too inauthentic!

But after all, laughing and laughing, it is still the black weapon that is the most important, I said:

"You have to restrain Lao Tzu, no matter how right the person is, he will only give you this set,

If you give it to another woman, you can cry, there will never be any more!"