Chapter 1: The Lord God?
"Che, if I could have thought of it, I would have written better than him. ”
Ren Fei, who had just finished reading a comic, couldn't help but sigh angrily.
Ren Fei is 24 years old this year, and after graduating from a third-rate university, he returned to his hometown and found a job as a network administrator in an ordinary supermarket.
However, I often dream of becoming a cartoonist.
But because he studied computer science in college, not painting, and he didn't learn to paint since he was a child, he only relied on his self-taught painting ability, and he couldn't get on the stage at all.
But he is not as talented as the author, so after seeing that the original drawing skills of the comics are comparable to his own, Ren Fei will say that sentence.
"Really? Then I'll grant your wish.
"Who, who?"
Just after Ren Fei complained a few words, a strange voice suddenly sounded in the room.
Immediately startled Ren Fei.
However, when Ren Fei checked around the room and stuck his head out of the window, he didn't find anyone, so he couldn't help but wonder if he was hallucinating.
"It's me, Lord God. ”
The next moment, I saw a large ball of light slowly floating down from the roof.
"Lord God?" Looking at the ball of light in front of him, Ren Fei couldn't help but think of the Z big novel.
"Could it be the main god who likes to throw people into movies and play with them? ”
Looking at the ball of light in front of him that looked similar to the one described in the novel, Ren Fei looked suspicious.
"Well, the main god is from the parallel universe next door, and I'm not him. I don't know if it's dazzling, Ren Fei actually showed an embarrassed expression when he saw the ball of light.
A ball can still make an embarrassed expression? Well, the main gods are out, what else is impossible.
"My full name is called the Great God, who is mainly responsible for fulfilling a wish of stupid earthlings, referred to as the Lord God. ”
"Okay, I'm not going to make any comments about your bad name, if there's anything, just say it. ”
At this time, Ren Fei also became calm from the panic at the beginning, and he could still sit on the chair with a smile and look at the main god.
"Well, that's right, every 100 years, I need to help an earthling realize a wish that seems unreliable, but is actually very unreliable. ”
"Well, the logic is extremely incomprehensible, very good, please continue. "In the face of the main god, if he is still unreliable, Ren Fei seems to be able to get used to it.
"The last person, said that he wanted to change the world, and as a result, I gave him the infinite luck system, and finally he finally fulfilled his wish and overthrew a dynasty, and this time it was exactly a hundred years later, and you are the next person I found. ”
"Ah, give me a wish, real or fake. Looking at the unreliable main god in front of him, Ren Fei couldn't help but doubt.
"Ahem, boy, the Lord God is unquestionable, or you look at the right hand. ”
Hearing the words of the main god, Ren Fei couldn't help but glance at his right hand, but he looked shocked.
I saw that the palm of Ren Fei's right hand had completely disappeared and turned into a tablet, and at this time, he was still playing with cutting fruit on the tablet.
Seeing this shocking scene, Ren Fei raised his trembling left hand, stretched out his index finger, and then...
I actually played it seriously.
"••••••" Seeing that Ren Fei was still having fun, the main god on the side seemed to be speechless.
"Hmm~~" Seeing that Ren Fei actually ignored that he was playing a game, the main god seemed to feel a lot of damage, and he actually seemed to be trembling with anger.
The next moment, Ren Fei, who was having a good time, found that his right hand suddenly turned into a cabbage.
However, before Ren Fei could see it clearly, his right hand turned into a cup again.
Next, in ten seconds, Ren Fei's right hand changed more than a dozen things, and even changed into a lump of Xiang.
"Alright, now that you believe it, say what you want. ”
After Ren Fei's right hand vented, the main god seemed to have calmed down a lot, but the main god kept complaining, it had been the main god for so long, and it had not met a person as speechless as Ren Fei.
"Well, then I want a lot of money, to live in a big house, to sleep with beautiful women, to drink good wine, and to eat good food. Although I don't know whether the main god is reliable or not, but in the face of a great god with magical powers, Ren Fei said unceremoniously.
"Very good, these wishes of yours, I completely..." Seeing that Ren Fei had finally entered the state, the main god couldn't help but proudly elongate his tone and said, "It won't come true." ”
"Eh, then you still tell me to make a wish?" Ren Fei felt as if he had been deceived, and couldn't help but look at the main god with resentment.
"Ahem, in fact, the wish is the one you said before, and I also appeared because of your wish, and the reason why I asked you about your wish is also to follow the process. ”
Facing Ren Fei's resentful eyes, the main god also seemed to feel embarrassed, and couldn't help but quietly approach Ren Fei's ear and said.
"Okay, then you can get started. "It's a program again, Ren Fei hates everything according to the program the most, but now someone can fulfill one of his wishes, so forget it.
Seeing that Ren Fei agreed, the main god hurriedly flew up and said, "Okay, now I am in the name of the great god who is mainly responsible for fulfilling the wishes of the stupid earthlings, for the earthlings Ren Fei, to realize his wishes, and the contract is established." ”
Ren Fei saw that as the main god continued to say this, the image of the main god in his eyes became taller and taller, and in the end, he also found that the main god had also changed from a big ball of light to an incomparably majestic giant.
And the voice of the Lord God changed from a soft whisper at the beginning to a deafening loud noise.
After the main god finished speaking, Ren Fei saw that he actually flew out of thin air.
At this moment, Ren Fei suddenly remembered, "By the way, what is the wish I just made." ”
"Hey, wait..." Thinking of this, Ren Fei couldn't help but hurriedly stopped.
However, it seemed that it was too late, and before he could finish speaking, he saw him disappear into the room with a "boom!".
"Whew, it's finally done. After Ren Fei disappeared, the main god also regained the appearance of a large ball of light, it floated in the room, looked at the sky outside the window and said, "Hey, it's done, don't give me my salary quickly." ”
At that moment, a loud voice suddenly came from the air that only it could hear.
"Okay, what to urge, take it. ”
The next moment, I saw a bolt of lightning slashing down from the sky, and the lightning slashed straight towards the main god.
"Hey, hey. Seeing the lightning coming, the main god not only did not dodge, but suddenly turned into the appearance of a little human boy, jumped straight out of the window, grabbed the lightning, and then turned over and landed on the road safely.
"Haha, Mission: Save an Otaku to complete!" At this time, the main god opened his palm, looked at a badge with "S" written on his palm, and couldn't help but look happy: "I like this kind of task the most, although the cost is relatively large, but the victory is that it is completed quickly enough, and I can finally play the source of inspiration I started before." ”
After saying that, the main god took out a bag from his body with a happy face.
After putting the badge in his hand, he happily reached in to find something while humming a song in his mouth.
However, as more than ten minutes passed, the face of the Lord God gradually became difficult to see.
"No, no, how could it be, where did my source of inspiration go?" I saw the Lord God dig out a bunch of things from the bag, and they almost piled him up.
"Hey, isn't this the soul of the painter for that otaku? Why are you still here?"
At this moment, the Lord God took out a badge with "A" written on it and said with a look of disbelief.
"Isn't it? Soon, as if he had thought of something, the Lord God picked up the bag with an ugly face and put the pile of debris on the ground into the bag, and then his body disappeared in place.
Even after he disappeared, the screams of his departure could still be heard in the same place.
"Could it be that the source of my inspiration let me give it to that otaku, it's a super S-class item, but it took me tens of thousands of years to make it up, don't you !!?"