Director Ying met Uncle Ma at the Dragon Boat Festival dinner party for third-level cadres in towns and villages.

The dinner party was held in the restaurant of the town's supply and marketing cooperative, and the nine tables were full. Only the mayor and the director of Ying were missing one out of ten at the table, and they were in trouble, and a capable sixty-year-old man walked in with a hundred and ten catties of fresh fish.

"Wu Mazi, the fish is coming!" shouted the sixty-year-old man, and everyone heard this voice.

When the mayor saw this, he hurriedly stood up and shouted: "Old horse, old horse, come quickly, just send you one, come quickly." The old horse refused, and the mayor hurried over in a few steps, snatched his burden and handed it to the people of the hotel, and pulled the old horse over, and the mayor forced the old horse to sit on the top with him.

"Old Ma, the fish you raise is a good product that can put a hundred hearts, and you don't need to check it, and you don't need to weigh it, as far as your reputation is concerned, it is more accurate than the scale! This big burden, on average, everyone has a catty, this is the main dish of our meal, we all have a mouthful." ”

"The mayor's vision is still so accurate, a hundred catties, how much is less, and a few red carp are also specially gifted, which can be regarded as more than enough for me to eat, otherwise, I won't eat if you tie me here, and if you want to eat, you have to eat with peace of mind to digest smoothly." ”

"Well said! Old horse, you are still such a person who refuses to take advantage of a little bit for nothing. The tongue is still as strong. ”

"That's certain, the heart is not soft to eat, and the mouth is good to eat well. ”

The mayor of the town said to the same table: "Everyone, we have to have a good drink at this table today, there are a lot of people here, especially this old horse and our director Ying, Director Ying has reached three catties without getting drunk, and he is a famous wine king within a hundred miles." Forty years ago, the old horse was called the three catties of horses, which three catties? You can drink one pound of wine, eat one pound of fatty meat, and eat one pound of white rice and dry rice at every meal! In fact, this pound of wine is far from measuring the depth of the old horse, and I have known the old horse for more than 30 years, and as far as I know, the old horse has never beaten a rabbit!"

In Longwang Town, beating rabbits is to get drunk, drink high, and vomit on the spot, which is the highest goal of persuading wine to win on eating and drinking occasions. As long as you eat and drink well, even if you are a flat-headed ordinary person like Uncle Ma, you will be more famous than many rural cadres.

The mayor said, "Director Ying, you will have to get close to Lao Ma Duo later." Don't look at you're already a wine king, but you're still too young in the end. This knowledge of eating and drinking is very large. Don't look at the pots, bowls, saucers, and plates on this dining table, they are not very deep, but if you want to measure the work in essence, no matter how long the chopsticks are, you can't really scoop them dry, and no matter how big the belly is, you can't fill it. To be like an old horse in the competition at the dinner will never fall, and the whole town can't find a second one, in short, learn more from the old horse, there are benefits for you. ”

Ying Tianci's seat is usually the first place next to the mayor, so as to block the wine for the mayor, this time there is an old horse in the middle, and it becomes that they are only close to each other for the old and young generations of foodies.

"It's so good that the mayor reminds you, Uncle Ma, disrespectful and disrespectful, fortunately. You have to have fun today, but don't hide it later. ”

"You're welcome, you're welcome, how can I be polite to you? You are all officials, and I'm the only one here, and I know how to measure. Old Ma Lian said, "Actually, the mayor of the town, I, a little person, look bad, and I still have a fishy smell on my body, where can I sit here?"

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"Don't be like this, old horse, you don't deserve anyone? The rural restaurant is so beautiful, can she sit here? Can't she? Haha!"

"Yes, you can't sit here because you look good, you have to see how it looks. Then I won't be able to do it, Mayor Town, you can do it, let me go, I won't collect fish money today, okay?"

The mayor stood up and said loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, you don't know this Comrade Lao Ma, do you? Thirty years ago, he was the village party secretary, and I was promoted by him. You say, 'Is he worthy?'

"Match! match!"

"Let's be lucky to be able to invite the old horse. The mayor said: "Nowadays, Lao Ma is a famous fish expert, today's fish is raised by Lao Ma, everyone will taste it later, the meat quality will definitely be better than others!"

"Alas, the people don't fight with the officials, even if I didn't look at the sky when I went out today, I had to obey the order. ”

In the middle of the shouting, the table began. On this day, the aroma is wafting here, the people are noisy here, and the cups and plates are jingling, and the chopsticks and spoons are falling one after another.

On this day, the old horse was in the limelight and showed his foreign appearance.

The king of wine is particularly fond of three dishes: scrambled eggs, cooked fish, and clip meat. Scrambled eggs are one of my wife's specialties, and the eggs she bakes can be up to two inches thick, which is much better than the chef in this restaurant. On this occasion, scrambled eggs are just for the occasion, and most people will not eat them. But this kind of dish is an indispensable decoration for every banquet in Longwang Town for decades, which symbolizes the perfection of the circle.

In the past, this dish was usually reserved for the director.

Soon after the banquet was opened, before the wine was drunk, the scrambled eggs came up, and others were more interested in the noble dishes, and disdained such a common household dish. Director Ying, as before, moved the egg saucer in front of him and ate it with relish alone. This is also one of the keys for him to become a wine king, eat a small half-full first, and then pour wine will not be light.

As soon as he ate it, he habitually said: "Scrambled eggs are delicious, scrambled eggs are delicious!" How many scrambled eggs can be on a plate, and soon he swept away. Director Ying ate happily, burped contrivedly, and patted his stomach deliciously: "Hiccup, delicious, I'm almost full." ”

Suddenly, there was a sound of "pop!", a pair of bamboo chopsticks knocked Director Ying's chopsticks down, and one fell to the ground, and Uncle Ma shouted: "Your stomach is full, what about us? ”

What's the matter, what's going on? Nearly a hundred people looked at it.

The wine king didn't expect such a thing to happen today, his face was red to the base of his neck all of a sudden, and he pointed at the old horse with a rough hand: "You...... You're trying to sweep my face. ”

"I'll sweep you? Let's ask the mayor to see if this plate of fried chicken tail eggs is just for you? We didn't even move the chopsticks, we didn't taste the taste of a whole plate of dishes, we only smelled a little breath, and we all let you burp alone! You are the official, the big official eats the small official, eats the smooth mouth, eats the slippery, and takes away the share of your upper and lower officials, that is your own nest of affairs, we can't control it, but you can't eat up all the benefits of me, a little common man, right? You should at least leave a little scum with us people, right? Am I not right? Ask again, is this plate of fried chicken tail eggs just for you? If so, my old horse will leave immediately, leaving all the bones and fish bones for you to gnaw, okay? Ask, ask!"