Chapter 148: It's hard to be confused
Li Xinxin is on fire, but Li Xinxin herself doesn't know that her fire is already a primary school student during this time, and as a primary school student, Li Xinxin already has her own homework.
Of course, if it is a simple Chinese or math homework, Li Xinxin's completion is almost like playing, but what makes Li Xinxin speechless is that the homework of a primary school student like Li Xinxin is very strange.
Just after returning home from school on the first day, Li Zhengyan asked Li Xinxin if she had assigned homework today, and Li Xinxin told Li Zhengyan: "Dad... Didn't you add a group, the teacher said, will send the homework to the group. ”
"Oh... Got it. Li Zhengyan nodded, and then waited for the homework to come while playing.
I waited for about half an hour, and soon the teacher's homework came.
Homework: Ask parents and children to complete a picture together, the content of the painting: your own car and logo, and write a sentence, if your car is Audi, write that my car is Audi, my dad uses this to send me to school every day, or my car is XX when you buy it, if you don't have a car at home, you can draw a favorite car and logo with your child, hand it in tomorrow morning, thank you for your cooperation!
"Draw cars and logos?" Li Zhengyan said absurdly, what kind of homework is this.
At this time, Li Xinxin walked over and said, "What is Dad's homework?"
"Uhhh Li Zhengyan was speechless for a while, but after all, it was the teacher's homework, so Li Zhengyan said: "Wait a minute, let's go draw the car." ”
"Draw a car.... Great, I love drawing the most. Looking at Li Xinxin's happy appearance, Li Zhengyan smiled slightly, the child is innocent.
However, children are innocent, and adults are not fools.
"Yo.... Lee Jung-eun smiled and said, "Brother... Now you're in trouble, I'll let you buy a better car, and you'll drive a domestic car, now it's okay, the teacher is painting openly, and secretly inquiring about the family's economic conditions.
What do I see you do?"
Looking at the grinning Lee Zheng-eun, Li Zhengyan said speechlessly: "Is this how you go to school now?"
"Hehe... This is already very subtle, okay, now there are too many things, just a few days ago, the Internet said that a teacher also asked children to engage in an activity "more than the size of the number", in fact, it is more than money, who has more who gets the big red flower, you will also encounter it in the future!"
Li Zhengyan's words made Li Zhengyan frown slightly.
Then Zhao Qing'e walked out and said, "Zhengyan, why don't we buy a good car and let Xinxin paint, so that the teacher may be kind to Xinxin." ”
"Haha... It's not okay to have a good car, so my classmate's sister's child wrote a capital B (Babos is the favorite of royals, aristocrats, wealthy businessmen, and celebrities from all over the world. The price is high due to the very small production. The owner is far less than one percent of Mercedes-Benz customers, and it is a veritable "king of a hundred runs". The child's female teacher wants her husband to go to the kindergarten to talk every once in a while, helpless!"
Li Zhengyan said speechlessly: "Just draw our own car, don't compare, my family Xinxin doesn't need the teacher's care, and the students who need the teacher's care are not good." ”
Later, Li Zhengyan went to Li Xinxin to draw his own car logo, and the next day after the painting, Li Xinxin came back to tell you Zhengyan that her position had changed, from the second row to the last row.
Li Zhengyan was ridiculous, but fortunately, the principal of Honglingscarf Primary School recognized Li Xinxin later, and then transferred Li Xinxin back to his position.
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This is not the only one, there are many more homework in the back, for example, the math teacher of Li Xinxin's class left an assignment, which was also posted in the group:
"Parents, one of the math homework tonight is 100 million grains of rice, and the parents are urging their children to complete it. ”
"How do you count it?" asked one parent.
The math teacher's answer was to count them one by one.
After Li Zhengyan saw this homework, he immediately said in the group: "This is impossible, does the teacher know the concept of 100 million grains of rice?"
Soon the math teacher replied: "Of course I know, I hope that some parents will not work too hard, the child is our future, work hard now, the child will get more in the future." ”
As soon as the math teacher finished speaking, the following immediately echoed and applauded:
"That's right, the teacher is right, children are our future. ”
"Yes, it's just a little hard, and we promise to get it done tonight. ”
"Teachers are the hardest workers, what are we, work hard. ”
"The math teacher's question is very good, which can make children face the number 100 million more intuitively. ”
"We promise to finish tonight. ”
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Seeing that the group was full of his own words, the math teacher chuckled and said, "Very good... Most of the parents' thoughts are still very consistent with our teachers, everything is for the children, just like that, remember to bring rice to school tomorrow. ”
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Zhengyan sprayed again: "If you want to bring rice to school, how can you bring 100 million grains of rice to school, teacher, is there no rice at your house?"
Li Zhengyan's words made the math teacher speechless: "Li Xinxin's parents, you have repeatedly questioned me, how to bring rice to school, and use me to teach you, as an adult, you don't even know how to bring rice to school, and my family is not short of rice, and rice will be brought back." ”
"yes... As soon as the math teacher's words were finished, the dog-legged parent immediately stepped forward: "It's okay to find a bag, this still needs to be asked?"
"It's a little too much, don't be vexatious, the teacher is also for the children. ”
"A little bit of rice, the teacher will lack such a little bit of rice?"
"The teacher has worked very hard, can you stop questioning and do your homework well?"
"It's just... Is it fun to drill the tip of the horns?"
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Looking at the words of those parents in the group, Li Zhengyan said speechlessly: "Do you know the concept of 100 million grains of rice? A bag is enough, how is this possible, if calculated in catties, 600 grains of rice is about 50 grams, 100 million grains of rice is about 8333.3 kilograms, if you calculate 10 kilograms of rice, it will cost 833 bags of rice."
You tell me that a small bag will do, and a little bit of rice?
There are also hard numbers, according to the number of 3 pills in 1 second, a total of 86,400 seconds 24 hours a day, no sleep every day, you can basically count it in a year! You tell me that you have to accompany the child at night to complete the task, if it is completed, please tell me, I will take your method to promote it all over the world.
After Li Zhengyan finished speaking, in an instant, no one in the group spoke anymore, and about five minutes later, the math teacher sent a message: I'm sorry, due to my miscalculation, the questions of counting 100 million grains of rice and bringing 110 million grains of rice were canceled, I'm really sorry.
Although Li Zhengyan won, his approach was wrong, because his approach made the children's parents lose face, and the most important thing was the math teacher.
If it weren't for Li Xinxin becoming a popular figure in the school because of "Where Are You Going, Dad", then Li Xinxin would definitely be isolated, so Li Zhengyan's performance in the group was wrong.
And the correct performance is to flatter the teacher with all his strength like the parents in those groups, this is right, if there is no Li Zhengyan's ability, then it will be the same as everyone, it is rare to be confused!
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