The old man ordered a few more dishes to accompany the table, asked for two bottles of Wuliangye and four bottles of Jade Butterfly beer, and went up to the third floor to see that it was simply set up on the table, so he asked Xiaobing to invite "our third brother", and he sat alone at the table] After about ten minutes, the old man seemed impatient, and he went downstairs and said that he was going to accompany the mayor in person, and left......

The little soldier pulled and said that it was a long time, and there were still no guests. When the wine king listened to the practice of the little red carp in Tuojiang, his appetite was even more excited.

"They're definitely not coming, let's start eating, don't eat for nothing, it's hard to come across something for five hundred dollars a table. Xiaobing, you are also here, there are so many good things, how can I eat them all by myself? Xiaobing, come, let's taste this fish first, what kind of delicious way is there? It's really fragrant and doesn't fill my life. ”

Break the fish first and break the back, and the wine king thinks that eating fish is the same. A pair of imitation chopsticks are as white and smooth and straight as ivory, as if they have been hungry for a thousand years, and they quickly reach the unguarded back of the little red fish, and with a force, they make a big joke!

The wine king waited enthusiastically, and his saliva was full of anticipation, but all he had picked up was a picture of golden fish skin! Where the fish skin was taken away from the plate, a few bare fish bones and a fish backbone appeared, and there was no meat at all.

"Hey, it's weird!" The two pairs of chopsticks moved together to pull out a layer of skin from the Tuojiang little red carp, and only fish bones and fish bones were left under the skin. The skeleton of the little red carp is intact, and it is still the same, but there is no meat at all.

It was a fish skeleton that had been stripped of its only ghost skin, and it was placed in front of the Wine King and the soldiers in a hideous manner, like a vicious mockery.

"Fuck, I've never had anything like this. We have been fooled! We have been fooled! We have been tricked! We have been fooled by the sun!" "The wine king was the first to cry, "Little soldier, you see, there is a piece of wheat straw in the belly of this fish, I deduce that this fish has been scalded into oil soup or frozen by boiling oil, and it must be that the old man used this straw pipe to reach through the mouth of the fish and drank the juice in it!"

"Yes, it must be. The soldier chimed in, "His turtle son drank all the fish in it, leaving a fragrant skin bag to bluff us." My god, that old bastard hasn't paid me yet? I'll just say why he's so generous! People don't recognize him, where can I find him?"

They were made a joke, a very vicious joke, that they were not eating fish, but they were scalded by a hollow fish, scalded their tongues, and kept spitting dirty words.

The two scolded and scolded, and the wine king suddenly slapped the table: "Ma Ge is better, Lao Tzu remembered, this person may be Lao Ma, you said that the old man's voice is loud, I have a weird feeling, yes, it must be him, only he can do this kind of thing!"

"It's only now that I think of my old man, isn't it too late!" In the VIP room on the third floor, a third person's voice suddenly sounded. Shi Shiran, a capable and tough old man, walked in slowly, "Why, Wine King, I, the host of the treat, haven't arrived yet, so you eat first?

"Old horse, it's you! You old thing, give me this hand......"

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"Shut up!" the old horse shouted, even better than the volume of the last few words in the supply and marketing cooperative's hotel! The newly renovated building of the rural hotel was no better, and he was trembling in horror just as much!

The wine king and the little soldier were dizzy and tinnitus by this sound, and they were a little confused for a while, and the old horse came back to be more than they expected, without any mental preparation, they had to look at each other, and they couldn't think of what to say to deal with it, so they had to give up the right to speak. How could Lao Ma give up such an opportunity? A large series of spicy words gushed out.

"God's gift, you take care of yourself by soaking the cat's urine, and see if there is still a little bit of demeanor that an official should have, and you have a nose on your face, and you are still very energetic! I am ashamed of you! It stands to reason that no matter who invites you, you will come, and you will be a guest, not an uncle! If you are a guest, you should have a guest appearance, and the guest should not deceive the master! People invite guests, not robbers! What is the host willing to use to entertain guests, one is to see whether the host is generous, and the other is to see whether the guest is worthy of respect! As a guest, if the host treats him well, you eat a little more, and if you don't entertain well, you don't care too much if you eat less, do you have such a guest? When you see that the host has the best things, you think that of course you should have your own share, and if you don't succeed, you will abuse and play tricks. What kind of logic do you have in this thinking? What is the logic of not robbers? The things on this table are not counted as this fish, and the rest of the things are not considered to be bad treatment to guests, right? With just these two bottles of Wuliangye, the grade of this table is of high standard!"

Seeing that the two of them had nothing to say, Lao Ma said, "Director Ying, if it weren't for Jian Luo's face, I wouldn't have bothered to look at your ugly face." With your current face, you are still worthy of eating Tuojiang little red carp?"

"Haven't you heard of it? The little red carp in Tuojiang can only grow five dollars every ten years, and if it weighs five pounds, it will become a carp essence, and it will drag people into the water. This Tuojiang little red carp is only one Jiazi can drag people into the water, such a spiritual thing, so it is said that people who are not blessed enough can not look at it, and they will fold their lives if they see it, and they will lose their lives if they eat it, and they are not full of a Jiazi age, so it is best not to taste it. ”

"Although you can not believe the legend, you can't be completely unscrupulous, right?"

"I ate it, leaving only the skin for you to see, this is to give you a lot of virtue, to reduce your retribution, do you know that when you encounter such a thing, your first reaction is not to review yourself, but to scold when you open your mouth, I think you are no longer saved!"

Seeing that the two of them couldn't open their mouths, the old horse hated iron even more, and he didn't bother to count them down.

"Director Ying, I set up such a big classroom today, wasting my old man's whole day, just to sell you a lesson, you think about it carefully, should you go as long as someone invites you to eat? The common people want to find you to do something, but it is more difficult than ascending to the sky, think about it yourself, is this a reversal of priorities?"

"Is that like you're farting with your asshole in your mouth?"

"Isn't it? Did I say it wrong or did you do it wrong?"

"You dare to eat something that is not clear?"

"I didn't understand the situation, I didn't understand the other party's intentions, I went to eat it first, how dangerous it is, how big the consequences are, have you weighed it?"

"Can you afford to eat and drink?"

"Should I not pay?"

"Who's going to pay the bills?"

"Whose will the ultimate loss become?"

"Did you think of it?"