Chapter 273: Hospitality

And I just glanced at it, and was dumbfounded.

I didn't expect this to be a splendid hall decorated with gold.

The hall is spacious and bright, luxuriously decorated, and looks like a palace.

On both sides of the palace, there are countless fine wines and delicacies, which are full of color, aroma and mouthwater.

In the center of the hall, a group of warblers and swallows are playing happily, full of spring.

These women are handsome and charming, wearing uniform white gauze skirts, low-cut slits, exposing snow-white chests and legs, which is full of spring and emotion.

On one side of the hall, there are also five or six beauties with classical temperament playing silk and bamboo instruments.

After seeing us, the group of noisy warblers and warblers immediately got up, squatted down at the waist, and saluted us: "Two sons, hard work." ”

"No...... It's not hard......" Shi Kaitian shivered while wiping his nosebleed.

I turned my head to look at Shi Kaitian's lower body, and suddenly felt crying and laughing: "Shi Kaitian, you...... Are you done?"

Shi Kaitian retorted with a red face: "This kind of thing can't be looked at the long and short, the main thing is to look at the quality." ”

I believe you're a ghost, oh, you're a bad old man, you're bad.

"Hahahaha!" Shenlong's hearty and majestic laughter came from the inner hall.

We immediately followed the prestige, and saw Shenlong walking out of the inner hall in a chic manner, with a red face: "Congratulations to the two heroes on their success." If you're tired, sit down and rest. ”

I was full of wariness of Shenlong in my heart, and I always felt that Shenlong had ulterior motives for arranging this play, so I didn't sit recklessly.

Shi Kaitian couldn't resist the temptation of this delicious wine and food and three thousand beauties, and was ready to sit down.

I hurriedly pulled Shi Kaitian by the hand: "Be careful of deception." ”

Shenlong sat down and looked at us with a smile on his face: "Don't be restrained, two of you. You've made it through, and you deserve this feast, so sit down. ”

As he spoke, Shenlong waved his hand: "Beauties, dance." Didn't you choreograph a new dance recently? ”

The group of warblers and warblers immediately responded with a "whoop", and then jumped up.

I have to say that their dance is really sassy, it is not a dance at all, it is simply scratching their heads, shaking their chests from time to time, showing one leg......

I felt like my lower abdomen* was burning, and I was almost unable to stand on my feet, and my legs were weak.

Shi Kaitian couldn't bear it anymore, walked to the seat with his legs between his legs, sat down with a pop, and then continued...... Shake.

"It shouldn't be a good idea to sit down. I comforted myself and sat down.

Shenlong smiled and asked, "Heroes and beauties, a perfect match." What do you two think of these beauties of mine?"

Shi Kaitian stared at this group of female dancers with squinting eyes, and said: "It's just a Nine Heavens Fairy descending to the earth, beautiful, sexy, temperamental, can have such a beauty as a companion, and die without regrets." ”

"Hahaha. Shenlong laughed wildly: "It's your honor that the two heroes look up to you. What are you doing in a daze? Why don't you hurry up and serve?"

A group of warblers and swallows immediately divided into two groups, one to serve Shi Kaitian, and the other to serve me.

Shi Kaitianle went crazy, hugging a group of women and kissing and touching, while those women wanted to refuse and welcome.

He completely sank into the gentle country.

I still have the last shred of sanity, and try to divert my gaze from the group of women, lest they break through the defenses of reason.

But the more indifferent I became, the more enthusiastic those women became, moving their hands and feet on me, and constantly teasing me.

There was even a girl who kept blowing into my ears.

The root of my ears is my weakness, and when she blows it like this, my whole body is a little fluttering, and the flames in my lower abdomen instantly burn my whole body, making my defense line gradually collapse.

No, I can't be sorry for Quan Ling, I can't be sorry for Li Xiaoxiao, and I definitely can't sink into these beauties.

I bit the tip of my tongue and finally sobered up.

I was afraid that I would sink again, so I simply shook my body and released a majestic forbidden energy to fly these beauties.

Shenlong frowned and said, "What do you mean by that?"

I got up and said, "Thank you, Lord Shenlong, for your kindness, I understand it." But I already have a wife at home, so I can't drink with these beauties. ”

"Lord Shenlong, let's get straight to the point. “

Shenlong didn't laugh angrily this time, slapped the table and applauded: "Okay, good, very good." It's really a bloody man, and he only wants one woman in his life, I like it. ”

"Actually, these beauties are just a test for me. Now it seems that you have passed the test. Well, I'm going to give my gift. ”

"Is there a more beautiful person?" Shi Kaitian was very excited, hurriedly learned from me, pushed the women around him aside, and said solemnly: "Hmph, just these vulgar fans are like capturing my Shi Kaitian's heart? ”

Shenlong looked at Shi Kaitian with a smile: "Fang Xin, I have also prepared a generous gift for you." ”

As he spoke, Lord Shenlong clapped his palms: "A generous gift for little brother Yifan, come out." ”

The sound of silk and bamboo sounded again, and the two of them walked out of the inner hall.

When I saw these two people, I was stunned.

Quan Ling and Li Xiaoxiao.

How did these two get here before us?

The two men were carefully groomed, with light makeup on their faces and tulle skirts, and they walked towards me with small steps, with elegant manners and excellent temperament.

The two of them walked up to me, one around my arm and the other around my arm, and their little faces pressed against my chest, intimate.

"Yifan, I knew you wouldn't betray me. Quan Ling said.

Li Xiaoxiao also looked proud and gratified: "I'll just say it, the man I fancy will never be wrong." ”

I looked at the two of them in surprise: "Why are you here too?"

Quan Ling said, "It was Lord Shenlong who summoned us. ”

I looked at the dragon.

Shenlong smiled: "Heroes, you should be accompanied by a beauty." Don't thank me, it's just a reward for clearing the game. ”

Shi Kaitian looked at the two beautiful beauties in my arms, salivated, and couldn't wait to ask Shenlong: "Lord Shenlong, what about my reward?"

Shi Kaitian smiled: "Don't panic, both of you have rewards." ”

As he spoke, Shi Kaitian clapped his palms.

A man walked out of the inner hall again.

If you look closely, isn't this person the snake mother-in-law?

The snake mother-in-law is old, old, and trembling when she walks.

But despite this, she also put on makeup, wore a bogauze skirt, and burst into tears of excitement.

It was so nondescript that I felt like vomiting.

The snake mother-in-law touched a handful of tears and said, "Old man, I know that you are infatuated with me. I don't want such a good-looking little girl, but I love me. I married you in this life, it is really God's favor for me. ”

A layer of black lines suddenly appeared on Shi Kaitian's forehead.

He glared at Shenlong angrily, gritted his teeth and said, "Shenlong, this is the reward you gave me?"

Shenlong said: "Yes, dare to ask if the hero is still satisfied?"

"I'm satisfied with you, a big-headed ghost. Shi Kaitian suddenly went crazy: "Are you sure this is a reward, not a punishment? Why did you get this bad old woman? Let Lao Tzu bring her and urine, and let her bully?"

Shenlong looked confused: "This is your wife." You just rejected those beauties, aren't you just worried about this knotted wife?"

"Stupid. Shi Kaitian glared at the dragon-eyed dragon viciously: "If you like the old woman, then you can take it." ”

Shenlong smiled dumbly: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding." Since you don't like this old woman, I'll clean her up. ”

As he spoke, Shenlong grabbed the stone table in front of him and smashed it fiercely on the snake mother-in-law's body.

Granny Snake was immediately smashed into a pulp by the dragon.

Yes!

Shi Kaitian screamed, looking at the corpse of the snake mother-in-law, stunned for a long time, and his face was hideous.

"You...... How did you...... How the hell can you kill her? Shi Kaitian asked hysterically.

Shenlong was even more confused: "You hate her, you should be happy if I kill her." ”

"I'll fuck you. Shi Kaitian went crazy: "You are really a fool." This is my person, even if I don't like her, it's not your turn to kill her. ”

Shenlong's confusion became thicker than his expression: "Hey, I said that you humans are all insane." Obviously I don't like it, I got rid of her for you, and if you don't appreciate it, you just insult me...... Neuropathy, neuropathy. ”

I sneered and slapped Li Xiaoxiao and Quan Ling beside me.

The two of them were knocked away by me, slammed into the wall, and after landing, released a black mist.

When the black fog dissipated, there were still two people on the ground, only two big-mouthed toads jumping around.

It's really the same as I thought, Quan Ling, Li Xiaoxiao and Granny Snake are not the real them at all, but something else.

In fact, when Granny Snake appeared just now, I was suspicious.

How could a person as serious as Granny Snake be so light, wearing makeup, wearing silk gauze clothes, and saying such emotional things...... It's a fake at first glance.

Shenlong was furious: "What are you doing? I kindly prepared a gift for you, if you don't accept it, why kill the two of them?"

I hurriedly said, "Lord Shenlong, you misunderstood, I didn't mean to kill the two of them. ”

Then I said, "I'm going to kill them all." ”

As I spoke, I swept a stick towards the group of beauties.

The beauties panicked and tried to flee. But it was too late, and in the end they died at my stick.

After those beauties died, they also turned into toads with sores all over their bodies, hideous and disgusting.

The food and wine on the table have also turned into stone water.

The whole hall also became lifeless and chaotic.

Vomit!

When Shi Kaitian saw this scene, he immediately retched nauseously, and vomited out the sour water.

I asked, "Shi Kaitian, don't vomit, you didn't eat these delicacies just now." ”