Chapter Ninety-One: Summoning the Beast

It turned out to be such a 'use', Han Jingjing's face turned even redder, and she felt that she was being tricked.

I only heard Gao Jun's eyebrows flutter and asked, "Otherwise, what do you think it is for?"

"I don't know. Han Jingjing pretended to be calm and said.

Gao Jun smacked his lips and said, "I've always wondered, why is the cucumber called 'yellow' when it's all green?

"Hooligans, not serious. Han Jingjing finally couldn't help it, but she was not as angry as before, but embarrassed, and stretched out her foot and kicked him lightly.

The two huddle together in a small kitchen preparing the ingredients, which feels like a couple, cooking together after getting home from work, talking about some topics that are not taboo, not only harmless, but can enhance the relationship between husband and wife.

Especially young couples, after this flirting, a big meal and a little wine will definitely have a wonderful evening.

Han Jingjing seems to have such thoughts and feelings, so her face is always red.

She's a research, experimentatic, nerd, so to speak, with very few ideas in her head other than chemical symbols.

But the warm and charming atmosphere at this moment reminded her that she was a woman, a woman who had reached the age of marriage and childbearing, and was physically and mentally healthy.

She secretly looked at Gao Jun and saw that he was concentrating on cooking, stir-frying on high heat, stewing on low heat, and proficient in everything.

Hearty meals are served, both meat and vegetarian, cold and hot, and although they are not delicious, they are far beyond the level of home-cooked food.

Han Jingjing took a few bites, and was immediately surrounded by a huge sense of happiness, and she said in surprise: "I didn't expect you to cook so deliciously?"

"Hehe, being able to cook by yourself is the highest level of foodie. Gao Jun said with a smile: "As the saying goes, the people take food as the sky. The so-called life is to be born and live, and if you want to live, you have to eat, and if you want to live well, it is first reflected in eating well. ”

Although Han Jingjing lacks social experience, she also deeply agrees, just like ordinary people's homes, her husband gave a bonus today, and the first thing she did when she got home was to say to her lover: "Wife, cook something delicious at night." ”

When there is a happy event at home, they will say, "Eat something good and celebrate." ”

It can be seen that food is one of the most splendid cultures in our country, and eating well does represent living well to a certain extent.

"You know a lot about life. Han Jingjing said: "He is still a rough and fine man. ”

"He is a man who can be thick and fine, sometimes thick and sometimes fine. Gao Jun corrected.

Han Jingjing glanced at him and said, "Nonsense again." ”

This delicate and disgusting look, especially the way she squinted her eyes, there is a special style in it, the atmosphere of this meal, just like a couple of old husbands and wives, when it is time to have sex together, the feeling of warming up in advance.

Gao Jun said seriously: "Actually, life is very simple, nothing more than two things. ”

"Hmm, what two things?" asked Han Jingjing curiously.

"Three meals a day. Gao Jun said.

"Isn't it all three meals a day?" Han Jingjing said with a smile.

Gao Jun raised his eyebrows and said ambiguously: "No, two things, after three meals, there is still one day!"

Han Jingjing thought about it carefully, and suddenly felt ashamed and embarrassed: "The hooligan's fault is really committed, and he has to make inches." ”

After she finished speaking, she suddenly raised her foot and kicked it again.

The small dining table is not big, the two of them are sitting opposite each other, and it just so happens that Gao Jun is picking up vegetables, and this kick is right in the middle of the matter!

"Oops......" Gao Jun let out a miserable scream, and lay on the table with a pop, throbbing in pain.

Han Jingjing was also taken aback, feeling that this kick had hit something soft, and seeing him like this again, he suddenly understood.

"You, are you okay?"

Gao Jun gasped vigorously, he really got hit, he didn't expect Han Jingjing to make a sudden move, and he didn't expect to hit the key point so accurately.

What golden bell cover iron cloth shirt is nonsense, the vital point of human physiology is unavoidable, there can be many ways to protect weaknesses and vital points in battle, the most afraid is this defenseless black foot.

Han Jingjing was also shy and embarrassed, standing there with her head down and at a loss, looking at her little feet wrapped in slippers, there was a strange feeling.

"Hiss......" Gao Jun stood up with difficulty with his bowed body, this was the first time he had encountered such embarrassment, this guy was his pillar of life, in case he had three long and two short, Gao Jun's life would lose its meaning.

He gritted his teeth and said with a painful expression, "I'll go check on the situation." ”

Han Jingjing blushed, answered with a voice like a mosquito, and watched Gao Jun bend over and walk into the bathroom like a shrimp.

Han Jingjing was very anxious, feeling that she was in trouble, but she was at a loss, she paced back and forth outside the bathroom, like a man waiting for news at the door of the delivery room.

What's even weirder is that a weird idea popped up in her head, is it a woman who hurts to give birth to a child, or a man who hurts more when he is kicked?

She shook her head, her face flushing like fire, and she didn't even know what was going on in her heart.

After waiting for a long time and not seeing Gao Jun come out, Han Jingjing couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "You, how are you?"

"I don't know. Gao Jun's tone was a little depressed and said: "It doesn't look like anything on the outside, it's mainly because I'm afraid that it will affect the function." ”

"Then you can try. Han Jingjing said subconsciously, and covered her hot face after speaking.

"How can you try this?" Gao Jun said helplessly: "In addition to the pain, it hurts, I can't even do Y Y, Xiao Gao is the pillar of my life, if he dies, how can I live!"

Han Jingjing was embarrassed and embarrassed for a while, of course she understood what Gao Jun meant, and said aggrievedly: "It's not all your fault, you said three meals a day, and now you will be punished, right?"

"Hey......" Gao Jun sighed helplessly: "The trouble I caused has nothing to do with Xiao Gao, why should I repay him." ”

Han Jingjing really didn't know how to answer, she interrupted: "Are you better now?"

"I'm fine, the point is that he didn't react. Gao Jun said anxiously, Han Jingjing blushed, and had the courage to put her ear on the door, only to hear Gao Jun muttering inside: "There is a well in the sky alone, the stars fall in the sky and the river reflects the pupils, the small stream and spring reflect the flowers, the pine river is isolated and a leaf maple, the South China Sea ripples and the pond is an apricot, the cherry blossoms are all silent, the fairy is a beauty in the inner valley, the island of the end of the meal becomes a dream of love, the wild geese in the Xisai Mountains are flying, the small bridge is soaked in Fangyuan, the withered vines in the Wuyuan are left in the orchid, the Pu family is like a flower and a hibiscus, and the heart of Huilan is ...... and quiet."

Han Jingjing was immediately full of black lines when she heard this, although she was the latest research, she was a university teacher, and she didn't touch some things, but there was no shortage of enthusiasts among the students in the class, and in the drawer of her office, there were all kinds of editions of books such as Bai Jie, Hou Longtao, Abin, Luo Bing, etc., as well as illustrations.

So of course she understands what kind of poem Gao Jun is lewd, but what the hell is the last Park who messed in?

Also, this guy is really senior enough, how many blockbusters have I watched to have this feeling.

She couldn't help but be shy and asked, "How are you?"

"Still no, I'll try a foreign girl again. Gao Jun said: "Kayden Kross, BiBi Jones, Sasha Grey......"

Han Jingjing had a chill, how many blockbusters has this guy watched?

After a series of names, there was silence in the bathroom, and Han Jingjing asked with some weakness: "Does it have an effect?"

"No ......" Gao Jun's voice seemed to come from the distant sky, full of frustration and despair.

Han Jingjing was also anxious, feeling that she had caused a big disaster, what if Gao Jun was really abolished from now on?

Listening to Gao Jun's sigh in the bathroom, Han Jingjing was anxious, what should I do, I can't help him 'debug' in person, right?

At this moment, Han Jingjing suddenly saw a mirror on the wall of the living room, and in the mirror was her beautiful shadow, she suddenly thought of something, and the red glow climbed up her cheeks.

"Hey, what's your online name?" The outdated Han Jingjing was still in the QQ era, and at this time she asked through the door with a red face.

"My screen name?" Gao Jun said in surprise, "It scares you to death when I say it." ”

"No kidding, tell me your screen name. Han Jingjing said.

"It scares you to death when you say it. Gao Jun said.

"There's something wrong with you, who can a screen name scare to death?" Han Jingjing said angrily.

Gao Jun said helplessly: "My online name is 'Say it and scare you to death'!"

"Phew!" Han Jingjing smacked hard with a smile.

Not long after, Gao Jun's mobile phone QQ received a request to add friends, and her screen name is also very personal, called 'six days a week'.

Gao Jun thought about it and understood, her name is Han Jingjing, and there are six days in her name, which is six days.

Gao Jun was laughing, and suddenly she sent a message, opened it and saw that it was a picture, and after a short buffer, the generated picture surprised him.

It is a jade photo with a peerless beautiful back, with round shoulders, smooth and fair skin, a straight and straight waist, a beautiful waist curve, and the most important thing is that there is a sign of a good figure, waist fossa.

This is known as the holy vortex in aesthetics, and it is one of the signs of the model's figure, which constantly requires a straight back, a slender waist, and a plump hip, and a curvature arc formed between the waist and hips.

This photo is apparently a selfie taken with his back to the mirror.

Obviously freshly baked!!

I rub ......

Gao Jun was surprised and delighted, which showed that Han Jingjing was a woman who took responsibility, and was worried that Xiao Gao would be abolished from now on, so he took the initiative to send beautiful photos to help him regain his strength.

Moreover, the last time Gao Jun broke into the door, he had already seen the picture of her back, which is more comprehensive and specific than this photo.

Of course it was an accident, but this time it was reasonable and legitimate.

Gao Jun just talked about a Japanese girl and a foreign girl, although he was impressed, but it was more of a character behind the monitor, and although this photo was also behind the monitor, the deity was just outside the door, and he took the initiative to post such a photo, only couples with deep feelings would be like this, and he could even imagine her embarrassed appearance at this time.

Thinking of this, Xiao Gao suddenly popped up like a spring that had been suppressed to the limit......