These days, Xi Ming chats with girls who love to laugh on chat software from time to time.

Today's entertainment headlines also broke a big news.

Niangniang Sun Li became popular again, as Ma Yun's "netizen", she became the first cross-border student to audit Lakeside University.

This lakeside university was formerly a private club under Jack Ma's name.

On January 26, 2015, Liu Chuanzhi, Ma Yun, Feng Lun, Guo Guangchang, Shi Yuzhu, Shen **, Qian Yingyi, Cai Hongbin and Shao Xiaofeng launched the Lakeside University project in Hangzhou, and 8 people became the first batch of board members. The first president will be Jack Ma.

Lakeside University focuses on cultivating a new generation of entrepreneurs with the entrepreneurial spirit of the new business civilization era, advocating sticking to the bottom line and improving society.

The conditions for students to enter Lakeside University are to have been in business for more than three years and have a team of more than 30 people.

On March 27, 2016, the second opening ceremony of Lakeside University was held in Hangzhou, Yao Jinbo, Wu Guoping, Jia Guolong, Huo Qiwen, Li Chen, Wang Guobin and other 39 entrepreneur students officially enrolled in the "second-year" seniors and the principal Ma Yun, school directors Liu Chuanzhi, Feng Lun, etc., and started a three-year lakeside journey.

At the World Women Entrepreneurs Conference, Niangniang Sun Li blew herself up and knew Ma Yun for four or five years.

At the meeting, she said that she and Ma are always netizens.

She once sent a message to Mr. Ma and left a message.

"Mr. Ma, I'm Sun Li, I heard about Lakeside University, can I go to audit?"

Ma Yun replied: "Are you really Sun Li?"

After a video interview, Niangniang became the first auditor of Lakeside University.

Netizens said, it's amazing, in fact, we and Ma Yun are netizens, or his God!

You see how rich and famous Ma Yun is, even if he is rich, he can't get my deduction number, he can't become my netizen, and netizens can't eat grapes.

Ma Yun's female netizen is the beautiful lady Sun Li.

His female netizens love to laugh at the girl, Xi Ming thinks she is not bad, chatting from time to time these days, he feels good, he feels that the girl who loves to laugh is a very soulful woman, and she is extremely in tune with her spiritual world.

In addition to the spiritual resonance, Xi Ming also had some physical reactions.

He also shamelessly had a dream last night.

He chatted with the girl who loved to laugh during the day, and he often imagined in his mind that the girl who loved to laugh had an angelic face and a devilish body. Because he hadn't seen it, he could fantasize about her beauty in various ways.

So last night I went crazy and shamelessly had a spring dream.

In the midst of the purple and red flowers, he saw a woman dressed in light gauze clothes as thin as Zen wings, and she was in a relaxed posture, barefoot, lying horizontally among the flowers.

She stroked the flowers with one hand, brushed her hair in the air with the other, her bright and moving eyes blinked and raised the clear blue sky, the light veil on her body danced lightly, and the snow white on her body was full of spring light.

Xi Ming couldn't help but approach, and when the girl looked back, she smiled like a flower, like a spring breeze.

"Hello, I'm a girl who loves to laugh......"

And then nature is ambiguous among the flowers... Detention Brigade, this girl who loves to laugh is actually a girl!

This dream was once **.

Waking up with a smile, Xi Ming scolded himself for being so shameless, and couldn't help but pick up his phone and enter the girl's space again.

Looking at the three-word poems written by the girl herself, the girl suddenly became clear

Judging from the girl's literary accomplishment and temperament, Xi Ming can't associate that girl with a girl as ugly as a dinosaur at all, if she is really a dinosaur, he would rather let this dinosaur have a full meal, as the so-called dinosaur dies under his mouth, and he is also romantic......

After chatting for so long, Xi Ming never asked the name of the girl who loves to laugh, not that he was too lazy to ask.

Because of the reason why you are interested in a girl...... It won't be a name......

And the more beautiful the girl...... The more likely it is to be asked for a name...... After asking for a long time, she will be annoyed......

So when you don't ask her name all the time...... Instead, she will take the initiative to tell you......

"If she takes the initiative to tell you your name...... And how?...

Today, because I was busy with bike-sharing marketing, I didn't chat with the girl who loved to laugh.

Late at night, the night cat outside the window who didn't know where it came from, the three long and one short hair/love/call, resounded in the night sky again.

Drip.

The voice of the chat software rang out.

"Mr. Boiled Water...... Haven't slept so late?"

Xi Ming made a toothy expression.

"Mr. boiled water, I'm in a bad mood and can't sleep...... Are you too?"

The girl's mood is like a black box, like the girl's relatives, and a month will always come.

Xi Ming is not very likely to comfort girls, but he is a very empathetic person.

"I'm not in a good mood either...... Today, the mood is a little foggy" Xi Ming sent such a sentence, in fact, his mood is not good or bad, he just followed the woman's words.

"Mr. Boiled Water, why are you in a bad mood?"

"Laughing girl, you're in a bad mood, how can I be in a good mood. ”

After Xi Ming posted this sentence on his mobile phone, he felt that it was a good dog's leg, and it seemed to be a conditioned reflex just now, and he didn't even think about it.

"Mr. Bai Boiled Water, I was very moved after listening to your words, and you just said a chapter!"

Today

mood

It's foggy.

"Mr. Bai Kaishui, you are really talented. ”

Talented or not, Xi Ming doesn't know, he is so casual to sympathize with this girl who loves to laugh, and her mood has changed a lot.

A little empathy moved her, Xi Ming felt that this girl who loves to laugh is really a simple person, and he is so easy to get him as a novice, and those old drivers on the Internet can fool her into bed with a few casual words!

"Laughing girl with long flowing hair...... It's my pleasure to put you in a good mood. ”

Xi Ming feels that he is really much worse than reality on the Internet, and he can say such a brazen compliment, which is obviously hooking up with the girl's foot......

"Huh?...... How do you know I have long hair?"

How does Xi Ming know that he has long hair, what he feels, a literary young woman, must have a classical beauty and temperament, it is too normal to have long hair, he also fights casually, even if he misses, it is nothing.

The woman's surprise made Xi Ming's evil taste suddenly come to life.

"I don't just know you have long hair...... I also know you don't wear skirts very often......"

"Hey, you know that this girl doesn't like to wear skirts?"

Xi Ming is purely blind, but there is also a little rational analysis, girls with classical literary temperament tend to be conservative and don't like to show a large area of skin.

Of course, Xi Ming will not be honest.

So he replied.

I just think you must have a double ****...... So don't let the skirt cover your curves......"

Men are not bad women don't love, before, everyone thought that Xi Ming was too honest, so he couldn't find a girlfriend, Xi Wei also told himself about his martial arts to pick up girls.

If a man is thick-skinned enough, then he is halfway to chasing girls.

Sugar-coated cannonballs and rhetoric must be a must-have medicine, and you have to learn to cast a long line to catch big fish.

You must be humorous and sexual, but you must grasp the degree, dare to speak, and not be afraid of saying the wrong thing, just afraid that you will not dare to say it, and you can be comforted if you say it wrong.

Xi Ming listened to it as a joke at the time, but now it is subtly used on the Internet, the first trick of picking up girls is to praise girls, you must know that men must learn sweet words, and when men speak sweet words, the biggest enemy is not a woman's ears, but a man's stomach. When you utter any flattering, flattering, flattering, disgusting words without your stomach cramping, you're good to go.

Xi Ming remembered Xi Wei's words, and he felt that he could really be independent.

The girl who loves to laugh doesn't know what to do on the other end of the phone when she hears Xi Ming's words.

But it can be seen from the screen that the girl is so happy now that she doesn't know how to type, but sends a lot of smiles.

This is a girl's usual trick, accept a person's praise, an expression represents her mood, you can save n words, save effort and implicitly express a good mood.

"Are you feeling better?...... Laughing girl ......"

Although Xi Ming wondered why she was in a bad mood, he could never ask her directly. Because when a girl is in a bad mood, her mood is very unstable, and asking questions directly often makes people step on thunder.

"Well, smiley, much better, Mr. Boiled Water. ”

"Knowing you're in a better mood...... My mood has improved...... Isn't it strange that you say?" Did you just hit it yourself?

……

"Hah...... Mr. Boiled Water, it's time for me to sleep. ”

"I'm ready to go to bed too. ”

"Mr. Bai Kaishui, I have to do something in a bad mood tomorrow, can I talk to you again when I am in a bad mood?"

"Go to the soup and go to the fire...... Don't give up...... What's more, I'm going to talk to you?"

Xi Ming felt that Li Bai was possessed, if he had such depth...... Since I played it myself, I actually have a talented pickle girl!

"Haha...... Let's talk about tomorrow...... Good night, Mr. Boiled Water. ”

The wild cats outside the window are making three long and one short hair/love/sounds, and they are still barking louder...... Rhino's heart.

Stimulated to the point of blood boiling, trembling all over, saliva swallowing, Adam's apple rolling, and a feeling of urgency to urinate......

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