Mortal realm, Lancang City. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Today is the Shangyuan Festival, the teahouse and wine shop are full of guests, and the whole city is immersed in a red and glamorous festive atmosphere.

In the whole of Lancang City, there is only one place that is isolated from the world, and the noise and enthusiasm outside cannot melt the coldness here.

It was a haunted house, and the whole family of two consecutive buyers died violently, and the surrounding residents moved away for fear of being implicated.

As a result, this small corner of the south of the city is deserted, and occasionally there are some people, and it is also a homeless beggar who has not gone out to sleep.

I thought that this would become a dead land, and the city lord planned to hire an immortal master to come over to eliminate the demon with a high salary, but he didn't want that seven days ago, a white-clothed girl generously bought that piece of land and became the owner of that residence.

"One, one?"

The white-robed girl combed her hair in a simple bun and shouted at the courtyard, and it didn't take long for a sound of clattering footsteps to be heard in the distance, like a wooden ore hitting the ground, and then she looked closely, and it turned out to be a cylindrical wooden man with a boxy head.

"Number One, where have you been?"

The white-robed girl frowned, and said to "No. 1" with a little worry, "This is the mortal realm, and you can't run around at will. Scared innocent people is still a trivial matter, if you run into a monk with relatively high power, be careful of being caught by them and skinned and torn apart from the bones-"

No. 1 is this mechanical figure made of wood ore, with a dull shape, but with a very high IQ.

"Venerable, Number One is no longer running around. ”

The two "arms" of the wooden man clasped behind him, and his fat body twisted and twisted, as if he was coquettish.

The white-robed girl sighed and said, "I said it all, I am not your Venerable, and such a name is not something I can bear." ”

She was just an ordinary girl who accidentally got a volume of organ cheats, and she groped for herself and embarked on the road of cultivation.

The strange thing is that she obviously doesn't even know a few big characters, but the few esoteric organ pens are read with relish, and she barely encounters any bottlenecks, and accidentally finds that the jade bracelet in her hand is an extremely precious storage immortal weapon, and she groped to open it, and a self-proclaimed "No. 1" mechanism person popped out of it. If she hadn't had memories from childhood to adulthood, she might have believed No. 1's statement.

What's the rhetoric?

No. 1 said what kind of "Venerable" she was, her surname was Zhongsun Yuan, and her name was Yuan.

The girl is distressed, she is just the daughter of a slave who doesn't even deserve her name, where can she be the strong man served by "No. 1"?

Those volumes of mechanical notes, identified by No. 1, were the notes of its Venerable "Zhongsun Yuan".

"I'll take you to your master, but I'm really not Zhongsun Yuan. ”

The girl in white clothes left the landlord's house with the help of No. 1, in recent years, the longer she has signed the contract, the black-hearted landlord has coveted her many times, if it weren't for the white-robed girl's cleverness, maybe she would have been accepted as a concubine by the other party, and was killed by the landlord's tigress wife.

In order to facilitate the name, the girl in white borrowed the surname of the No. 1 owner, calculated her ranking, and took the name of Thirteen Niang.

No. 1 heard "Thirteen Niang" and cried aggrieved.

She is all "Thirteen Niang", how can she not be Venerable?

Relying on the rapid progress of the mechanism, the girl in white gradually did not hide, and spent money to buy the ghost house in Lancang City and lived there temporarily.

No. 1 stubbornly said, "Venerable is Venerable, and he will always be Venerable No. 1, so it doesn't matter what Venerable has become." ”

It's clearly the same soul and breath, even if the memory is different, but it's still a person.

No. 1 believed that the Venerable in front of him had only temporarily lost his memory and would definitely remember it later.

As Zhong Sun Yuan's helper, No. 1's mechanism technique has also reached a certain level, and it is no problem to guide the half-baked girl in white clothes, if it were not for No. 1 to carefully guide and take care of her, it would be impossible for the girl in white clothes to nest in the room all day long and toss these wood ores.

Ordinary trap beasts can be made of mortal wood and mortal stone, and once spiritual power and formation are involved, they need spiritual wood and spiritual stones.

The white-robed girl said with a slight headache, "Yes, yes, yes - it's up to you, don't feel embarrassed when you meet your Venerable in the future." ”

Corrected countless times, it is still like this, and the white-clothed girl's stubbornness towards No. 1 is helpless.

No. 1 changed the subject and said, "Venerable, today is the Shangyuan Festival, and No. 1 has made a lot of glutinous rice balls, and there are all kinds of fillings. ”

When the girl in white heard what she was eating, her saliva secretion was fast.

I don't know how powerful that Venerable is, he can create an all-powerful little angel like No. 1, not only can he use advanced tricks, beat up malicious fake heavenly masters, but also wash and cook, especially cooking, it is so delicious that people want to swallow their tongues.

The girl in white clothes used to be just the daughter of a bitter slave, hungry and full, and her living conditions were extremely poor, since she knew No. 1's cooking skills, she still wanted to learn two tricks, but the result was to burn several kitchens, and finally she had no choice but to accept the reality.

As long as she knows how to eat, all the kitchen work is handed over to the intimate No. 1.

"It's delicious...... There's a sweet orange in it?"

In the name of tasting it, the girl in white clothes secretly ate several, and when she bit into it, the soft and glutinous taste was very smooth, and she was even more amazed by the filling wrapped in it...... I didn't expect the glutinous rice balls to have fruit filling.

Eat another one, black sesame, white sesame, lime, grape, mint......

After eating a bowl, none of them were repeated, how delicate and complicated this must be.

The girl in white clothes has not yet built a foundation for the valley, and she can't do without the food in the world, even if she successfully opens the valley, she doesn't want to eat and drink.

Isn't it just to enjoy food when people have a mouth and a tongue?

Embarking on the immortal road is to live a long time, living a long time is to enjoy it longer, and enjoyment is definitely inseparable from food, clothing, housing and transportation...... If you force yourself to quit your appetite for the sake of cultivation, this is simply too sadistic, putting the cart before the horse. The girl in white clothes was chirping and eating, her cheeks bulging.

While eating, there was a strange movement from the beams of the house.

The girl in white looked up and saw a white shadow fleeing quickly.

"So, is that a mouse......

Her face turned pale with fright, and although she was a half-warlock, she had not yet developed a strong heart, so she was inevitably shocked.

No. 1 emanated, "No, it seems to be a white fox." ”

"White fox?" the white-robed girl chewed rice balls, as long as they weren't mice.

No. 1 said, "It seems to be injured." ”

"Hurt?" said the white-robed girl, chewing in her mouth and holding a bowl in her hand, and ran out of the kitchen, "where is it?"

They searched for a long time, and finally found the little white fox curled up in a black rockery cave.

"It's really hurt......" Seeing the black and brown fur in front of the fox, the white-clothed girl gave the bowl containing the rice balls to No. 1, and carefully picked up the little fox curled up on the ground and trembling with both hands, "No. 1, can it cure it?"

Number One seriously examined the fox and found that the other party did not have a demonic aura, but it also did not have the aura unique to a beast, so there should be no worries.

"It can be cured, but it will take a while. ”