Communicating with children is a super troublesome thing, especially when communicating with a little girl who has just met and has only met for the first time, then this difficulty index will increase countless times in an instant.

Do I know you? Are we familiar with each other? Are you a bad uncle? Why should I listen to you? What do you want to do? Do you watch cartoons? Do you know Peppa Pig? Have you watched Little Column? Do you like Super Wings?

...... A bunch of bizarre questions to ask you to doubt life!

Peppa Pig Jinyang knows that after all, he has heard of the famous saying "Peppa Pig has tattoos on his body, everyone is a social person", and it has been quite popular in major post bar forums recently.

But what the hell is the Little Column Under the Sea? Why do I like Super Wings?

Amazing...... But when Jin Yang said that he didn't know, he was answered with a look of extreme contempt, and a sentence, "Cut, why don't you know anything?

Wow!

Jin Yang said that he was really super innocent! He was an adult, didn't he know what was so strange about that kind of super naïve cartoon? And he couldn't be blamed for it, who made Duoduo that girl like to watch some weird cartoons?

Lightning McQueen, Crayon Shin-chan...... Who knows what the little girl thinks, she doesn't like to watch the new cartoons, she said that the current cartoons are too naïve, and they are not as interesting as the previous cartoons.

Oh, bear child!

After wasting a few minutes, Jin Yang was completely defeated by the little Lori who was looking at him innocently with big eyes in front of him, so he had to ask her parents for help, "Brother Yu, sister-in-law, ahem, this, I really don't have much experience in coaxing children, why don't you help?"

"Haha, there's finally something you won't ......" Looking at Jin Yang's embarrassed look, Yu Yang finally laughed and said proudly, "When you get married and have your own children, you will know, in fact, it is very easy to coax children, you just need to know what she likes." ”

"Oh, what does Lan Lan like?" Jin Yang looked like he was humbly asking for advice, but there was a sentence in his heart that MMP didn't know whether to talk about it or not, of course you think your own daughter is coaxing, don't you know that the children now are much more difficult to deal with than the children before?

Today's children have become smart and naughty to death due to the pampering of their parents, the improvement of their material living conditions, and the various information brought about by the Internet explosion.

Speaking of creatures like bear children, it really makes many people grit their teeth and hate, but they are helpless about it for one reason or another...... Jin Yang now feels that the cute little Lori in front of him has turned into a hateful bear child.

Isn't it just asking you to do a little favor and take a few steps to get something for a beautiful big sister? Why do you ask so many strange questions to embarrass me? Do I have the words "100,000 whys" written on my face?

Maybe Jin Yang's humble request for advice gave Yu Yang some kind of satisfaction, so he smiled and pouted at the plate in front of Lan Lan, "Na, it's actually very simple, our Lan Lan is a snack merchant, she especially likes to eat ice cream, as well as all kinds of exquisite desserts, and even all kinds of snacks on the street, as for the rest, you can do it yourself." ”

Snacks?

Ha, that's so easy to solve, the corners of Jin Yang's mouth suddenly turned upward, revealing a smug smile. We have space in hand, and in the face of a creature like a foodie, there is nothing that space can't solve.

"Haha, Brother Yu, sister-in-law, you said it earlier, I wasted so much saliva just now. You have a good look, dangdangdangdang ......" Jin Yang suddenly took out a big and red peach from his bag, shook it like a treasure, and slowly took it to the front of little Lori Lanlan.

The peaches are huge, almost the size of an adult's fist and a half, and the whole body is red and full of water, and it even looks like a crystal feeling, which makes people want to take a bite unconsciously.

Not only big, the peaches also exude a faint aroma, although very light, but the smell is very clear, it is a very pure feeling of peaches, not like many peaches now with a smell of pesticides or fertilizers disgusting.

This peach, just looking at it and smelling it, makes people very appetizing, and the saliva in the mouth is secreted unconsciously, and with the rolling of the throat, the squirming of the mouth slowly flows out of the corners of the mouth.

"It's so fragrant!" Little Lori has a strand of crystal silk hanging from the corner of her mouth, and her big eyes are shining with stars, not at all like the arrogant bear child just now, but a bit like a little kitten begging for food?

Meow meow?

"Want to eat?"

"Yes!"

"Would you like to do your uncle a favor?"

"Good!"

Jin Yang felt like a weird lollipop with a lollipop, coaxing a cute little Lori, and Little Lori didn't even think about it, she just knew to stare at the big peach with innocent big eyes, and then nodded vigorously.

"Lan Lan is so good, na, this peach is for you. Jin Yang put the peach in the hand of the drooling little Lori, and by the way, he used a trick to touch his head to kill.

Very good, little Lori's attention was completely attracted by the fragrant big peach in her hand, and she didn't pay attention to someone's touching and killing action at all, but made a very soft sound very comfortably, like a kitten that got food.

Click!

Little Lori didn't speak, and in response to him was the sound of a little mouse gnawing on a peach, taking a big bite, and then chewing with juice in her mouth, while squinting her eyes, her face was full of happiness.

"Lan Lan, are peaches delicious?"

"Delicious!"

"It's delicious, uncle, there are many things here that are as delicious as peaches, and there are even more delicious things than peaches, do you want to eat them?"

"Yes, Lan Lan wants to eat. ”

...... For foodies, they may never know what the word satisfaction is. Now it's just a peach, how can little Lori be satisfied? And isn't it human instinct to eat in a bowl and look at the pot?

So a pair of big eyes full of expectation looked at Jinyang innocently.

Well, the effect is very good, just like to eat it! The peach just now is a trial product, used to seduce, uh, used to attract you, and then you want to eat delicious ...... "Hehe." ”

Jin Yang smiled with satisfaction, like an old fox took out a jar of Baiguo vinegar from his bag, and deliberately drew an arc in front of Xiao Lori, "See, this is called 'Baiguo Vinegar', it tastes very good, much better than all the drinks you have drunk before." ”

Lan Lan wanted to drink. Little Lori showed an expectant expression on her face, and then took a bite of the peach and pouted, "Lan Lan helps her uncle, give me this, okay?"

"Okay, then for now, you can take a look at the beautiful sister in this picture, can you see it clearly? and then help me give this to her...... If she has something to ask you, you just say you don't know, okay?" Jin Yang put an envelope in Lori's hand.

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