Chapter 174: The brain hole is not as good as the heartbeat
"What, stinky rascal, do you want to take advantage of the fire to rob?" Tong Ling was so angry that she pinched him hard.
Gao Jun grinned for a while, and said, "Do you want to help your sister Ying vent her anger, do you want to rectify the and let him have nothing?"
"Yes!" Tong Ling said bluntly: "It's just that what does this have to do with my stockings?"
"You just know if you look at it. Gao Jun smiled and said, this kind of smile Tong Ling has seen many times, the last time they spent counterfeit coins together, it was like this, the wind was light, laughing and scolding, and it was easy to write in the chest.
"Can you really make a have nothing?" Tong Ling asked again.
"Don't believe it, pull it down. "Gao Jun doesn't talk nonsense.
With Gao Jun's past achievements, he can still be trusted, Tong Ling gritted her teeth, her face turned crimson, and said, "You wait a while!"
After speaking, he walked into the bathroom and deliberately locked the door loudly, as if he was afraid that Gao Jun would rush in.
Not long after, the door opened, Tong Ling didn't come out, just pried open a crack in the door and shouted from inside: "Dead ghost, come here." β
Gao Jun was speechless for a while, he was still in charge of Mr. Han just now, but now he has become a dead ghost.
Gao Jun walked over slowly, and when he didn't see anyone, he saw a black shadow flashing, and a pair of flesh-colored pantyhose was thrown out, almost on his head, with a unique fragrance.
Gao Jun has never fetished things, but this kind of original work is really exciting.
"There's no movement at the door, it's time for me to make a move. Gao Jun said: "Brother in the same city, don't be stunned, no matter whether you can accept your old lover in your heart, but now she is obviously bullied and greatly wronged by a scumbag, as a friend and fellow countryman, when she is so helpless, should you also persuade her?"
"I ...... Okay!" Tong Cheng was entangled for a moment, and when he saw Tong Ling suddenly rushing out again, he nodded in agreement, and was pulled out by Gao Jun.
The two people at the door just now had already gone their separate ways, and it was obvious that they had not negotiated in the end.
This is also expected, after all, 2 milk and Xiao San are fundamentally different, after all, there are many Xiao San who don't know that this man has a family, and most of them are deceived, and 2, most of the milk is rushing for money.
Moreover, the primary three is mostly for the purpose of turning positive, and two, the milk is for the purpose of making money, the third is equivalent to a concubine, two, the milk is slightly equal to the prostitute.
Therefore, it is normal for this Yingzi not to agree, not to mention that she fell from a genuine girlfriend to a spare tire, and in the end she was demoted to two, milk, no one can accept it.
Gao Jun and the two went out, he went east, Tong Cheng went west, parted ways, and did their own things.
Gao Jun didn't see the man's appearance, and he didn't chase him, there is a night market in the university town, and many vendors set up stalls to buy some bargains, clothing, shoes and hats, toys and accessories, etc., which are favored by college students.
But it is a pedestrian street, no motor vehicles are allowed to enter and exit, since the other party has a convertible sports car, it must be parked not far from here, and only in this vicinity can you park.
And Gao Jun quickly found it, and the Volkswagen convertible run is not common in China, which is very eye-catching.
"I see what you're going to do, you damn thing, you ruined your mind. Tong Ling followed quietly, the sexy dress, not wearing stockings yet, the white and smooth jade legs shimmered in the dark, making people want to reach out and touch it.
Gao Jun smiled slightly and said, "So, when you encounter something, you have to use your brain first, and then you have to do it as a last resort, but you may not have this thing in your brain." β
Tong Ling was just about to stare at Gao Jun when she heard Gao Jun say: "You can't have both your brain and your chest, you can't be too greedy." In these years, men still have more chests, only zombies like brains, and brain holes are not as good as heartbeats. β
Tong Ling pinched him with a red face and scolded: "Hooligans, that's all you have to pursue." β
Although she was full of disdain, she deliberately straightened her chest, and it turned out that 36D was far better than IQ150.
It's just that she actually said that Gao Jun didn't pursue it, which made Teacher Gao very angry, and immediately reprimanded: "Who said I didn't pursue it, I look forward to every day that there will be no war between countries, no deception between people, housing prices are proportional to wages, people are not slaughtering animals, and rivers are no longer polluted......
I hope that all the corrupt officials will take it, and the price of the house will be cabbage. Employment in state-owned enterprises, pension and restaurants, food and special supply, medical experts, Mercedes-Benz, nothing to race BMW, leisure to Paris, vacation Hawaii, every household lives in a villa, British housekeeper, no worries, money is nowhere to spend. β
Tong Ling was dizzy when she heard this, she really didn't dare to question the bastard, he would instead say that you doubt life.
"Okay, okay, I said it wrong, you have big ambitions, right?" Tong Ling said helplessly.
Gao Jun smiled slightly and said, "Generally, not as good as you, with a big mole in your chest." β
Tong Ling was a little puzzled, she didn't have any lofty ideals, but suddenly found that Gao Jun was staring at her chest with a thief's eyes, she suddenly realized, and hurriedly covered her neckline, and said, "How do you know that I have a mole? The person who peeked at me taking a bath last time was really you!"
"Shhhhh
He walked nonchalantly towards the convertible, no one around, and no one paid attention to it when it was dark.
Tong Ling only saw Gao Jun suddenly accelerate, and instantly turned into a night elf, and her figure flashed, dazzling her when she saw it, like a black cat running at extreme speed.
When he was placed at the end, his speed must have slowed down, Tong Ling saw this scene carefully, and when he came back, he couldn't help but ask curiously: "Why did you put the stockings under the co-pilot's seat, what if the woman couldn't see it?"
"The eyes are good, they can actually catch my movements. Gao Jun praised: "But you only saw part of it, I also threw a one-yuan steel hammer on the mat, you have to reimburse me." β
"What do you mean?" Tong Ling wondered.
Gao Jun shrugged helplessly, for the sake of his chest, he understood her lack of IQ: "These two people obviously came together, even if the man in the middle leaves for a while to meet your sister Ying, he will definitely not be shocked in this situation."
Therefore, if you put the stockings in an obvious place, you will know at a glance that it is a deliberate planting.
But if it is placed under the seat, it will appear to be hastily hidden, and it is not easy to detect, I deliberately threw down a steel hammer, because this kind of car when the door is opened, there are many lights in the car will be lit, and the steel hammer will reflect the light and be easy to find.
Although the other party is a rich girl, there is no need to have money and not pick up ......"
"I see. Tong Ling suddenly realized: "The steel hammer needs to be picked up one by one, and it will take a certain amount of time, so that she will naturally find the stockings under the seat, and then the will not be able to say clearly even if he is full of mouths." β
"Don't be so smart, what if your breasts become smaller?" Gao Jun said worriedly.
Tong Ling stepped on him hard, and said with a smile: "You damn bastard, can't you have a moment of seriousness, and also, are you so careful in everything you do, take one step and look at three steps, and even take people's hearts into account?"
Gao Jun was stunned when he said this, this is indeed his style of doing things, anything, even if it is just a prank, you must be cautious and consider it all, after all, one wrong step, you will lose all the games, and the details determine success or failure!
But he smiled indifferently: "Not necessarily, for example, you, I have never thought much about it." β
Tong Ling was stunned, knowing that this was true, Gao Jun had always been a hooligan with a mind to her, and there was really no superfluous scheming, otherwise he would not have taken away his 100,000 yuan as an investment.
"My mind is only used on the enemy, and I am willing to be a simple BOY to my own people. Gao Jun said: "It's just that women nowadays always think that such men are naΓ―ve, and they will stick to women every day, or play games."
In fact, they don't know that men are willing to wear masks, bear everything silently, and only leave the purest side of their hearts to their beloved girls, simply like, pure love, if the man no longer likes this woman, he will be more mature and stable than her father. β
"Okay ancestor, I'll just talk about it, you better be a simple boy. Tong Ling admitted defeat and said: "That should be this pair of dog men and women, they are coming, should we hide first?"
"Hide, isn't that just a thief. Gao Jun smiled disdainfully, and suddenly reached out and hugged her round shoulder, not only did not hide, but walked over to the pair of men and women.
The woman is full of famous brands, has a proud temperament, and is a common problem of a rich lady, but this appearance is too sorry for the audience, her skin is rough and dark, she has a pair of black and thick eyebrows like crayon Xiaoxin, her eyes are small like mung beans, a cow's nose, and a big mouth, and she looks like the second aunt of the Bull Demon King.
And the man was carrying a big bag and a small bag on the side, only to hear the woman say: "It's really annoying, isn't it just a holiday for the nanny, driver and florist at home on National Day, Dad said to buy them some things to take back to their hometown, give money and get it, say that it is more cordial to buy things."
It's a shame that this girl still has to come to this tasteless place, but they only deserve to wear these stalls. β
The man next to him suddenly nodded and echoed, worse than a dog.
And such an arrogant and black-hearted woman would be heartbroken because of a broken love, absolutely impossible, it is obviously an excuse for this man to climb the dragon and the phoenix.
And besides, it's no wonder that he pesters Yingzi all the time, wanting to turn her into his mistress, with the appearance of this rich girl, it is really difficult to be honest with this life, and it is estimated that it will appear in a few years.
The four of them came to meet each other, passing by, and in the past moment, I only heard Tong Ling suddenly say: "My dear, let's go to that stall to buy clothes, his clothes are of good quality and cheap." β
Gao Jun immediately understood, and immediately said: "Fool, that's because you are beautiful, so you look good in anything, some people are ugly, and no one wants to take a second look when they wear golden jade clothes, we are poor only for a while, but ugliness is for a lifetime." β
The pair of dog men and women who passed by were stunned for a moment, especially the rich girl, who immediately turned their heads, looked at Gao Jun and the two talking and laughing, and hugged each other sweetly, she said angrily: "Who are you talking about?"
Tong Ling turned her head coldly and said, "Whoever is stubble will talk about whom, these years are really interesting, and those who pick up money and things, and those who pick up scolding!?"