"Hurry up, hurry up, the live broadcast will start soon!"

"This is the first time that the world's major powers have organized a joint military exercise, and we must not miss it!"

"The whole school informed that in order to feel the national defense strength of our country, all teachers and students organized a unified viewing of the live broadcast of the joint military exercise today, and each person handed in a review tomorrow. ”

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Regarding this joint military exercise, there is overwhelming propaganda all over the world, especially in China, because it attaches special importance to patriotic education, and this kind of live broadcast that shows the strength of the country does not want anyone to miss.

Broadcasts were carried out on almost all TV stations and online platforms, and of course, the most lively places were those international platforms, where people from every country were dissatisfied with each other, and there was already a strong smell of gunpowder smoke before the military exercises began.

"The United States is the most powerful country in the world, and the F33 fighter we have developed is definitely the hegemon in the air, and our country is the protagonist of this military exercise!"

"Fart, do you think that only the United States has developed a fifth-generation fighter? Our Chinese academician Fang Jueyu has already developed a fifth-generation fighter, and this time it will open your eyes. ”

"Hahaha, Chinese, American, you are all too naïve, even if your country is strong, it is just a country, according to the information revealed, the Federation has developed the most advanced new fighter, this is the first time this fighter has appeared, your F33 and J30 are nothing in front of this new fighter!"

"Hmph, are you guys looking at the sun? Our country has also developed the most advanced fighter jets and destroyers, and the technology of nuclear submarines has also been greatly improved, and you will soon see it. ”

"You shameless people, the design drawings of those advanced weapons were created by our Korean Empire, and it was your people who stole our design ideas and technological crystallization, I hope you will immediately return the stolen materials, and our history records that the ancestral home of Academician Fang Jueyu of Huaxia is from our Korean Empire, and he is our person!"

"Fart, it's all your country, and the whole universe belongs to your country, right?"

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The official military exercise did not start until half past nine, but before eight o'clock, fierce quarrels began on the Internet, especially those large international online platforms, which have almost been contributed by netizens who have gone out of the wall.

"Have you heard, this time the person in charge of the military exercise is a particularly young general, and the weapons and equipment this time are also designed by him!"

"Really? Who the hell is it? Could it be that we in China have already developed a sixth-generation fighter? This is too fast, isn't it? Didn't the fifth-generation fighter come out last year?"

"I don't know, the news is very dead, the son of a friend of my father is in the flight unit, I heard that they selected 100 people to fly the most advanced fighter jets some time ago, and they haven't come back yet, it must be a very secret thing. ”

"Oh my God, are you going to make a splash today?

"It's started, it's on, it's on!" Just when everyone was talking, the screen actually switched to a large conference room, this time the military exercise plus the federal government has a total of 32 countries, and the generals in charge of the military exercise of all countries are sitting in this conference room.

"This is General Split of the United States!" the narrator introduces the characters who appear on camera.

"I know this person, he is a wolf, he was a pilot of the American Air Force when he was young, and he shot down dozens of enemy planes in his life, and he made great achievements!"

"This one is General Wolf of Tsarist Russia!"

"I also know this, there is a very popular video on the Internet, a man walking a black bear on the street, it seems to be this person!"

"Tut-tut...... It is worthy of a fighting nation, people walk dogs, and he walks bears......"

"This one is General Berkeley of Iran!"

"Hahaha, I know this, it's he who offered a reward of $80 million for someone to assassinate the president of the United States!"

"Brothers, I have a business of 80 million that I want to talk to you about, do you want to go with you?"

"Iran is recruiting zero-hour workers during the winter vacation, and the monthly salary of the death squad members is 5 million, as long as you don't die in a month, it will be a house!"

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Huaxia netizens can be called per capita jokers, almost every general can say all kinds of stalks in their mouths, and the barrage is full of 6666 swipes.

"The next thing I want to introduce is our Huaxia general in charge of this military exercise, Lieutenant General Fang Jueyu, General Fang is our youngest general in Huaxia, he ......"

"Hahahaha, how can you have the same name and surname as the dean!" Many netizens immediately ridiculed when they heard such a name, but when the picture cut to Fang Jueyu's face in a military uniform, netizens were petrified again.

"Damn! This Nima is not the same name and surname, it's really him! Why is it the dean again? Wife, come and see!"

"Didn't the dean just finish the Grammys? He said he was going to go to the sports world, how did he get to the military world? And became a general?"

"This ...... This can't be another side hustle for the dean, is it? How many side hustles does he have?"

"Dean, why are you wearing Pinru's clothes?"

"Why do I suddenly have a bad premonition? According to the dean's previous style of doing things, I think this time people from other countries are going to be unlucky......

"I also think so, as long as there is a chance to be in the limelight, the dean will definitely have a riot operation that does not pay for his life, I think today's military exercise must be very exciting. ”

For Huaxia netizens, although this still made them dumbfounded, this person was Fang Jueyu, and they were surprised for a while and calmed down, this is just a normal operation.

It's just that in the eyes of those foreign friends, this has become an incomprehensible thing.

"Who the hell is this? How can Huaxia have such a young general?"

"Isn't he the richest man in the world? How did he become Huaxia's general? Could it be that Huaxia's military rank can be bought with money? Did he build 100 fighters for Huaxia?"

"It's ridiculous, Huaxia actually let an entrepreneur be a general, it seems that they can't come up with any decent troops. ”

"Hey, they're quite pitiful!" Seeing these comments, Huaxia netizens did not spit fragrantly, but began to worry about them.

"These poor fellows don't know exactly who they met yet. ”

"You can't understand the dean's financial resources at all, if he spends money on scientific research, the things he researches will definitely scare you to death. ”

"Foreign friends, I suggest that you turn off the live broadcast directly, what should you do, if the dean makes a commotion in a while, we are all afraid!"

"I heard that the dean's scientific research team has developed the latest weapons and equipment, and I think you're done with his expression. ”

"Upstairs, be confident, remove the word 'I think'!"

The 32 generals were introduced one by one, but the rhythm of the barrage was still on Fang Jueyu, and in the entire conference room, most of the people's eyes also stayed on him.

Those generals have all experienced the baptism of war and have made great achievements in order to have their current status, how can a young man in his early twenties be able to guide the country here with them?

"Guys, it's almost time, why don't we get started!" General Orlov of the Federation began......